Lizzy and Lindsey #11 Cliché...that's French for these two

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Lizzy is such a weirdo. She bangs on about how much she prefers American supermarkets and how they're much nicer to shop in, so I'm sat here thinking, "Oh cool, they must have fun products or fresh, local produce you can't get in the UK," then proceeds to show:

- Broccoli, apples (because she couldn't believe how shiny they were), carrots, sweet potato, blueberries and raspberries
- Greek yoghurt (specifically a brand you can get in the UK)
- Oat milk (another brand you can get in the UK)
- Goat's cheese
- Chili flakes
- Chicken breast
- Tea

Like, who gives a tit if the supermarket you go to is aesthetically pleasing if you still end up buying the exact same tit you do in your home country.
 
Lizzy apologies for the disgusting grime all over her Westman Atelier makeup stick. “I don’t know how that’s happened”. Then proceeds to put the product on her face.

But it’s such a mystery why she keeps getting bad skin???!

She’ll take all the dermatology appointments in the world but can’t be arsed to wipe out her makeup bag once in a while, Jesus wept
 
glenn_coco said:
Lizzy is such a weirdo. She bangs on about how much she prefers American supermarkets and how they're much nicer to shop in, so I'm sat here thinking, "Oh cool, they must have fun products or fresh, local produce you can't get in the UK," then proceeds to show:

- Broccoli, apples (because she couldn't believe how shiny they were), carrots, sweet potato, blueberries and raspberries
- Greek yoghurt (specifically a brand you can get in the UK)
- Oat milk (another brand you can get in the UK)
- Goat's cheese
- Chili flakes
- Chicken breast
- Tea

Like, who gives a tit if the supermarket you go to is aesthetically pleasing if you still end up buying the exact same tit you do in your home country.
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They're shiny because they're coated in a thin layer of wax, Lizzy. To keep them fresher for longer because who knows how long ago they were picked and how far they had to travel 🙄🙄🙄
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Imah said:
Linda back in Bali at some fancy villas where pro surfers stay… drink every time she mentions surfing but doesn’t actually do it lol.

It’s all just thirsty traps in bikinis showing off how slender she is
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All the credit cards must've cleared for Marnie's @ Cornwall so she's taking a vacay before the vacay (Marnie's @ Bali). What a life of contributing absolutely nothing.
 
I'm confused. Have any of these Marnie Rays "ambassadors" been to one of her "retreats"? Like great that she's showcasing someone who surfs with a disability (considering Linda is able bodied and we barely see her surf...), but what's the point of an ambassador program if none of these people are participating in the cash grab portion of the whole thing?!
 
Just watched Lindsey’s latest vlog if you want a drinking game take a shot every time she says I’m so lucky and you will be black out drunk by the end of it, bonus points for drinking every time she mentions rEiKi HeALInG 😂😂 she’s insufferable 😫

She treats us to some footage of her surfing which consists of her stood on a board for about 1.5 seconds 😂😂
 
There is SO much to unpick from the latest blog. She has entered mockumentary territory, I am genuinely excited when she uploads cause it is so unintentionally hysterical. My favourite bit was the 0.2 seconds of her balancing on the board and when she made her assistant have the outside loo.
 
itsmelilly said:
There is SO much to unpick from the latest blog. She has entered mockumentary territory, I am genuinely excited when she uploads cause it is so unintentionally hysterical. My favourite bit was the 0.2 seconds of her balancing on the board and when she made her assistant have the outside loo.
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Totally agree. It's sketch territory at this point. The bit where she says she's going to Bali, then LA, then New York, then Rio de Janeiro, then Sydney, then Dubai made be actually LOL
 
I’ve never got the vibe that she actually likes surfing, sounds like she spends so much of the time getting out of the water because she’s scared or spooked, needing coaching, psyching herself up into doing it… or completely avoiding getting in the water altogether and just doing #ad content with t shirt brands instead
 
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