Lizzy and Lindsey #11 Cliché...that's French for these two

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So Lizzy’s latest video, wearing a burgundy shirt, semi buttoned and exposing herself, only to be costantly fiddling and trying to cover herself. Right, so you’re gonna do a video, why not make life it easy on yourself and button up. The constant fidgeting, I don’t get it. So odd to me.
 
So Lizzy’s latest video, wearing a burgundy shirt, semi buttoned and exposing herself, only to be costantly fiddling and trying to cover herself. Right, so you’re gonna do a video, why not make life it easy on yourself and button up. The constant fidgeting, I don’t get it. So odd to me.

It’s to remind everyone how skinny she is - every tiktok she puts up is just her eye f-ing the camera in some boring overpriced gifted outfit flashing her legs or chest cos she’s soooo skinny and tall and hot looking #pickme
 
HOW can you charge people to go on a holiday that is sponsored by a brand?! Can anyone explain this?!

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HOW can you charge people to go on a holiday that is sponsored by a brand?! Can anyone explain this?!

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Double dipping. I think it's a little crappy to have a fast fashion brand sponsor your "surf and wellness" business knowing full well fast fashion is destroying the planet and our bodies. Plus Free People isn't an inclusive brand, so it's only encouraging wealthy and skinny people to attend. I'd be so embarrassed to show up thinking this was an inclusive and supportive environment and not being able to fit into the "uniform" or the wetsuits.

I would hope that Lindsey as ~the business owner~ will work with these companies to eventually offer spaces to people who might not be able to afford the whole fee. Like as a scholarship or whatever.
 
God Lindsey is living a nightmare, she’s so deep in the tragic influencer game that when she finds something she likes (surfing, “spirituality”) all she knows is to slap a pastel logo on it and charge gormless followers £2k to receive a watered down #sponsered version. Why can’t you just go on a solo surf camp hol and enjoy it! Why does it need to be a business venture with a huge mark up? It is tragic that everything she does is an ad opportunity, I really don’t envy her
 
I'm so confused by Marnie Rays, how can someone who is an amateur surfer at best, run surf retreats and charge people? Everything needs to be outsourced by third party suppliers, what does Lindsey add to this business? Is this business making any money? Or is it just something to give this woman a sense of purpose? What happened to her other brand, the towels? How is she affording to fly around the world like this?
 
Ok actually I just went on a deep dive, I have time on my hands. I found the Villas Marnie's has rented in Bali, so you're essentially in a share house but have your own bathroom. Presuming Lindsey has rented both because she has said it's the biggest one yet and doing the sums, she is making at least AU$30,000 in profit for these 8 days, if not more! There's 4 hosts so I reduced how many beds/rooms to account for them and calculated based on 12 paying attendees (accounting for the double beds only having 1 person in the room except the hosts could share I suppose to increase profit given they are "employees").

You get 3 surf lessons AM, 3 skateboarding lessons AM and 3 yoga classes PM - this would be no more than AU$2000 for everyone all up. You get breakfast daily, only 3 lunches and 2 dinners over 7 nights though. Whatever the human design 1:1 sessions are, that's probably an additional cost. And then you have FREE TIME the rest of it.

What an absolute scam! People must have too much money and need to find ways to spend it! lol

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