Liz Jones #5 The podcast's an unmitigated disaster, about time the Diary was put out to pasture

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ClockworkDolly said:
“Not a desperate little woman…” really? You don’t fool me.

Reckon she let him take her up the back door as well! 🤣 Now that IS desperate. 😉 (Sweet lanteren Jaysus, why would you do that to us?)
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Why would she be desperate, she’s like catnip to imaginary men! 😂
She’s so hip and happening with her emails, while the other pensioners I know are all in WhatsApp groups.

Oh, and should our Liz read past page 147 to see what “her last stalker boyfriend” wrote: neither the Annexe, or certainly not its windows are 18th Century Georgian -perhaps from during the lifetime of George V at a push.
Also, no, nobody guessed that the plumber took off the bedding from your “professionally laundered” mattress, duvet and pillows to put scutty wood from the bathroom on it, because it didn’t happen.
 
It amuses me greatly that Liz thinks that she and Swiss Tony, the used car salesman, could be papped 😂
After all, not a single photo exists of her and the FRS!
I also don’t believe she’d allow anyone to smoke in her property or keep their shoes on. Utter bilge.
Why oh why am I giving any credence to any of this shite as if it’s real?!
If any of it has a ring of truth…’my mother died/I lose my texts’
Yeah. Right 🙄
 
Dreary. Bebb's nag shuffles off (not suicide, surprisingly) and Juggo now does it for fags.
 

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…This week’s excuse is ‘root canal surgery’
Last week ‘my mother’s funeral’
This German/not German bloke (if he exists) is so married or partnered up already…hence the cancelling of arrangements.
I seem to recall a Diary of just a few years ago…think the venue was Soho House too. She was meeting someone on a date…messaged her whilst he was literally around the corner…then decided to turn around and drive straight home 😂 anyone remember that? I wonder if that storyline is going to be recycled again? 🤔
On another note, why is it an unreasonable question to ask who usually does your hair?
Silly witch.
 
I reckon she only mentions the Myla thong for us Tattlers as she knows we mention it! 🤣 For hygiene reasons, I would hope she has more than one Myla thong, otherwise it must now resemble a tatty bit of thread, it has been worn so much. Perhaps the Myla thong should have its own column, it’s been around the block a few times now.

Hermann the not-so German is most definitely married. He trots out the same litany of excuses of someone I once knew, who also turned out to be married and once I found that out, he soon got the boot.

A weekend in bed for Lizard so Hermann can offload another STI. 😂

Sad about Nic’s horse, but that is a great age for a horse to live to.
 
Soooo….what are our predictions for next week’s thrilling episode? What does fate have in store for our unlucky in love plucky heroine?
Here’s mine. Swiss Tony is a no-show.
We’ve had mum dying and root canal surgery as excuses. He needs a new one:

*Called back to Germany on ‘urgent business’

*No contact, but gets in back in touch a few weeks later after standing her up. ‘I lost my phone’

*Rushed into hospital, was in a coma for 2 weeks.

*His best friend called him just as he was about to leave, with a crisis. Of course, he can’t let him down!

Any more?
 
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Miss Lola said:
Soooo….what are our predictions for next week’s thrilling episode? What does fate have in store for our unlucky in love plucky heroine?
Here’s mine. Swiss Tony is a no-show.
We’ve had mum dying and root canal surgery as excuses. He needs a new one:

*Called back to Germany on ‘urgent business’

*No contact, but gets in back in touch a few weeks later after standing her up. ‘I lost my phone’

*Rushed into hospital, was in a coma for 2 weeks.

*His best friend called him just as he was about to leave, with a crisis. Of course, he can’t let him down!

Any more?
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Blows her out then promises Christmas in the Maldives or some such tit, then blows her out again.
 
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