Liz Jones #4 Why am I so miserable and can't get a shag? Is it because I smell and am a drunken old hag?

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Cant believe that Liz Jones has had extensions to copy Sarah Jessica Parker’s hair! What is she thinking? Or is it a really bad wig?

They're as bad as each other. She seems to needle him, omits part of conversations so we get the worst of it without context, meanwhile he is just cruel. Her obsession with repeatedly mentioning how she’s Columnist of the Year seems less about convincing us, more about convincing herself.

Imagine writing for so long about how much you despise your ex and how cruel he was, only to meet up with him because a fictitious character you emulate meets her ex fiancé. Not for all the tea in China would I meet my ex. Nor for all the bad SJP wigs, either.
 
Christ almighty, I’m not sure what’s the saddest part of this. A woman of almost pensionable age still likening herself to one of the greatest insufferable doses in fiction, or the brutal takedown.

I will say though, bearing in mind this is the first and last Nirps missive I’ll ever read: I think he is right in being the better writer.
 
‘Deranged rictus grin” Well he got that right. Take it all with the largest pinch of salt. Liz always writes like she’s just going about her innocent business and the other person viciously attacks. I bet she prodded him from the get go and wouldn’t let up.

Nirpal comes across as a vile horrible bully. Is he? Or is he at the end of his tether? A match made in hell.
 
Wikipedia says that the Beano still has its London office in Fleet Street. Maybe she works for the Beano.

It is odd that she gets so shrieky if people assume she's retired. I know of a few people who retired before official retirement age. Either they had older well-pensioned husbands or some other source of income - perhaps a work pension that kicked in at 60.

My mum retired in her fifties thanks to my dad's pension, it's hard to believe now that that was ever possible for the average person. The house seller would have see it for her generation. Liz is just p-o'd that someone identified her as retirement age, full stop

Though if she was sufficiently comfortably off to retire early, she'd probably still be able to afford Botox etc so that little rant made no sense.

I'm already liking the give-no-fucks granny and the exhibitionist hot tub owners more than her 😆
 
‘Deranged rictus grin” Well he got that right. Take it all with the largest pinch of salt. Liz always writes like she’s just going about her innocent business and the other person viciously attacks. I bet she prodded him from the get go and wouldn’t let up.

Nirpal comes across as a vile horrible bully. Is he? Or is he at the end of his tether? A match made in hell.
I thought he must be at the end of his tether but then why agree to it? He hates her, that much is evident, so why go through with this. I agree with @WickedThread … he’s definitely the better writer 😬
 
ooft well Nirps didn't miss and hit the wall, and tbf a lot of what he said has a lot of truth in it, Jug ears has whined on for years about Nirpal, he gets regular mentions in the diary and other columns and I think he wrote about her once or twice. Maybe this is his way of getting her to shut her yappy mouth, that's maybe why he went, so that in a controlled environment, that was probably recorded and obviously had other people there, photographer at least, that he saw this as his opportunity to tell her to stop for once and for all, possibly even letting her editor know that she must not write any more tit about him.

Agree that he came off as brusque and nasty, but then don't forget he was actually married to jug ears, and has had to put up with her sniping for over a decade, maybe it was just all buttons pushed, and he seems to have been very honest in his account, whereas jug ears is moaning about things that allegedly happened years ago. He def is the better writer though, with lines like "She was, I presume, there to suffer some heinous procedure — a sulphuric-acid colon cleanse, or a brutal wire-wool face peel — to shave whatever minutes she could from looking her age at our photoshoot." and "her deranged rictus grin" he also notes that she is constantly screeching and whining, which we know to be true. So I just hope she does leave him alone now.

Notably David was not invited as I believe he is long done, despite her screeching on about drowning him in the dreary.
 
I don’t know this woman All that well. I saw her on Big Brother. I’m not into fashion, or the higher end women’s magazines, so I’m unlikely to encounter her, I did read her living in the country misadventures though, and all the bollocks that accompanied that bad decision.
She seems to be a woman who instead of living a life, creates a narrative and tries to play a role in it. To the extremes of actually staging and accessorising it, Aga, Smeg, boots and all the cosmetic procecedures money can buy, ‘to shave off,‘ as her odious ex states, ‘a few minutes off for the photo shoot”.
I‘m happy he never became a father. What miserable children he would have had. He’s aged badly, looks twenty years older than her. But if he is correcT in saying she continues to write about him, then she should stop, immediately. It’s creepy and inappropriate.
She needs to get her teeth into something that isn’t herself and that reflection she searches for in the well lit bathroom mirror.
She is an old lady now, just like me. It’s a fact. Why doesn’t she make a documentary series about the acceptance, or fight against aging within different countries and cultures. It might give her a handle on how to deal with her seventies and eighties.
The whole article smacked of great deep profound unhappiness.
Come on Liz gal. Get a grip
 
The way this is worded I thought at first she was saying the dog took her virginity 😂
 

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Hi! I'm new but long time lurker. Not new to LJ, been tracking her car crash of a life for literally decades

Anyhow, haven't dived into the DM article yet but thought it worth a mention...

In a recent youtube vid, Dr Ramani, expert on all things Narcissistic Personality Disorder, declared Carrie the biggest Narc of all out of the characters in SATC. So, interesting that Old Jones relates so closely to her huh. Not to mention, not real.
 
‘Deranged rictus grin” Well he got that right. Take it all with the largest pinch of salt. Liz always writes like she’s just going about her innocent business and the other person viciously attacks. I bet she prodded him from the get go and wouldn’t let up.

Nirpal comes across as a vile horrible bully. Is he? Or is he at the end of his tether? A match made in hell.

I think he's finally got his own words out there after decades of abuse in print from Liz.

It's a shame that people are seeing him as being so abusive, his abuse is 'reactive abuse' after eons of incessant drip drip drip provocation, now he looks like the bad guy. Liz has had the opportunity to victim stance herself, as per, again.

Unfortunately, as those of us in the know know, the only way to deal with a Narc is stonewall and grey rock *forever*. Liz is delusional, this is clear. Nirps is way beyond the end of his tether and explosively angry. In these circumstances, the graceful and decent and RIGHT thing to do, is nothing. Do not agree to meet with the toxic person, do not expect they have changed, do not expect to be heard or be able to express yourself, do expect to be triggered by them, do expect to be provoked and enrage. Do not drink or use mood altering substances in the presence of a Narc, you need your wits about you.

Nirps should have known better, he fell in a trap. LOL at all he says tho, glad he got to express himself and his side of the story in print.
 
I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this, but what's the story behind her losing her virginity in her 30s???
She was just too shy before I think- she was fairly pretty so must have got some attention, but she was just really shy and awkward and obviously had anorexia so a complex about her body. It's not a ridiculous notion tbh, I lost mine in my mid twenties as I was more elegant and mature than all the sweaty babyish teenage boys around me- men mature later than women although most people have teenage and uni dalliances I know ;)
 
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