Liz Fraser #4 A Venetian pigeon stole her croissant

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While they rested in the beautiful garden for a while, I walked out to the end of a long, wooden pontoon, to watch and listen to the milky March lagoon.

This is what I heard. (Turn your sound up...)”


Liz disclaiming the deafening silence from the asylum vid. Ok LF, whatever you say..you do YOU
 

While they rested in the beautiful garden for a while, I walked out to the end of a long, wooden pontoon, to watch and listen to the milky March lagoon.

This is what I heard. (Turn your sound up...)”


Liz disclaiming the deafening silence from the asylum vid. Ok LF, whatever you say..you do YOU
Are these delegates invalids, do we think? They seem to do a lot of napping and resting, but precious little writing. Or being visible.
 
This is all terribly funny. I kid you not - and this is not me doing a fantasist Liz show-off thing - I am sitting here trying to write a serious literary piece for a broadsheet and all I can do is check these threads and laugh out loud. Hilarious.
And we haven't even started on the Pinot Grigio yet. I don't know about YOU LOT, but I generally find life even funnier after 6pm once the screw top is off the bottle!
 
And we haven't even started on the Pinot Grigio yet. I don't know about YOU LOT, but I generally find life even funnier after 6pm once the screw top is off the bottle!
FUCKYES!
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LF should be in the middle of her ‘session 3’ a o according to her own itinerary but she’s busy posting stories. What a lazy bunch this lot must be if they have clocked off early from their action packed retreat.
Yes - writing tutors who actually tutor would not be on Instagram the amount that she is during the time the course is supposed to be happening. Plus they would be busy preparing for the next session and maybe, I don't know, leaving the delegates alone so that they could actually do their own things in the evenings.
 
Oh Rhino you have made me laugh not once, with your 'call the carabinieri', but twice with your 'M does take some dreary photographs'.

LOLLLL as the young people say!

But then you ruined it all by suggesting our hero might be 'hungry' after being locked in the basement. Err, HELLO? This is Elizabeth Fraser, her of the Czech steel jaw, the 19 minute 5k, the off-the-cuff Scottish island mara, the one sip of the drink then leave it. She DOES NOT EXPERIENCE HUNGER, SHE IS BETTER THAN YOU.

Is that clear?
 
But then you ruined it all by suggesting our hero might be 'hungry' after being locked in the basement. Err, HELLO? This is Elizabeth Fraser, her of the Czech steel jaw, the 19 minute 5k, the off-the-cuff Scottish island mara, the one sip of the drink then leave it. She DOES NOT EXPERIENCE HUNGER, SHE IS BETTER THAN YOU.

Is that clear?
Point taken, @SharkAttack . Still think we should take bananas though. They'll keep us fuelled until we get our half portion of meatballs on our return from the rescue mission. 😂
 
Oh they have been spotted out in the wild!!!
No wonder they needed a nap 😂
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And for the people who can't see
Here is the kids practice trees versus the trees on the actual card !! Spot the difference 🤔
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Oh ladies can you imagine it tonight if anyone is staying with her in her flat.
All they will hear is her muffled voice from under a blanket screeching and laughing as she pretends to do a BBC interview in her room!!
They be like wtf!!
Then she be up at 6am cleaning, rustling about in the kitchen, hanging off her balcony without a care they may need to sleep a bit longer.
Rather them than me 😂
Really though it is just a two bed flat isn't it so surely only a single person or a couple can occupy the second room for privacy reasons.
Lucky them 😂
 

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This is all terribly funny. I kid you not - and this is not me doing a fantasist Liz show-off thing - I am sitting here trying to write a serious literary piece for a broadsheet and all I can do is check these threads and laugh out loud. Hilarious.
Pllleeeeease @Ginnyreturns, please shoehorn a reference to a Venetian asylum into whatever you’re writing🤣

Some amazing contenders for the next thread title here. I particularly like
a bitter and twisted woman with a never blunting axe to grind.
 
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