I totally understand where you’re coming from! I personally don’t think it’s the norm for adult friendship groups to take whole weekends away. Outside of a hens party or milestone birthday etc, it’s rare to be able to find the time! In an ideal world of course we would all plan trips away all the time, but jobs, children, family commitments and “real life” all get in the way. Catching up for a coffee or a wine at a friends house is one of life’s pleasures. Don’t worry about these f*ckwits. I’ve never felt the need to drunkenly slap my friends in the face with a tortilla and post it online, or spit water all over the floor of a beautiful holiday house. They are NOT like us- and thank heavens for that.