Lauren Goodger #98 Legs akimbo on the landing of doom selling half price pics of my meaty noon.

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'I'm still young, I still can have my own baby, but I'm not with anyone and time is going on. I feel like it's such a beautiful thing to be able to do and I've got the space'

There she is, our bewful YOUNG gel 💕

Look at those bendy picture frames and sofas and rocking horse

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Oh what a treat. I had forgotten to click watch on the new thread and just had the pleasure of catching up with 6 pages of BYG’s tragic little life.

I see my favourite face made a festive appearance. The 90 degree angle jaw line. She just shaved half her face right off doesn’t she.

The filtered smile on Larose reminds me of the Mask of sorrow game on celebrity juice!

So so so pleased to see the jumble sale of doom tower if microwaves make an appearance too!
 
Jujujulia95 said:
'I'm still young, I still can have my own baby, but I'm not with anyone and time is going on. I feel like it's such a beautiful thing to be able to do and I've got the space'

There she is, our bewful YOUNG gel 💕

Look at those bendy picture frames and sofas and rocking horse

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What in the name of duck is she advertising? A gaping cheap looking tacky sleeveless cardi! I bet these will be snapped up! At least get one that doesn’t vape open lard arse!
 
She delusionally speaks about fostering a child ... as if you just go into Boots tell them ` yea I wanna a little girl, approx 1 year month old .... thick blond hair, big blue eyes ... ya know wat .... give me one of each, girl and boy, again blond blue eyes, which means I won't have to photoshop them like I do la`orse .... I got big house and quite a few tvs for them to watch 24/7 ... justeat on speed dial ... my 3yr one month old ... can take care of emm ... while I lay on my back all day legs akimbo selling my fat kebab for 5 quid a pop to dirty pervs on onlyflange, filtering all my pics to fuckery, cause Im BYG yung bewwfal gurl ... while the kids are downstairs, raising themselves while mama bear makes a living on the landing of doom .... oh yea .... how MUCH will the social give me for 2 a week??? `

Dear me BIGGGG lozzz .... most of us wouldn't trust you with a goldfish, let alone a living breathing lil human ... how exactly would you pass the strict vetting process to foster some poor unfortunate child ( la`bristow sadly has no choice ) .... when at every opportunity you do nothing but complain about how hard it is being a single mum, and how tired and ill you are on a regular basis .... how will you pass all the checks that need to be done🤷‍♀️

She's a flipping lunatic living in cloud cuckoo land!!! at this point scientists need to get her in to study her ... she is not the full shilling :unsure:
 
Anna666 said:
She delusionally speaks about fostering a child ... as if you just go into Boots tell them ` yea I wanna a little girl, approx 1 year month old .... thick blond hair, big blue eyes ... ya know wat .... give me one of each, girl and boy, again blond blue eyes, which means I won't have to photoshop them like I do la`orse .... I got big house and quite a few tvs for them to watch 24/7 ... justeat on speed dial ... my 3yr one month old ... can take care of emm ... while I lay on my back all day legs akimbo selling my fat kebab for 5 quid a pop to dirty pervs on onlyflange, filtering all my pics to fuckery, cause Im BYG yung bewwfal gurl ... while the kids are downstairs, raising themselves while mama bear makes a living on the landing of doom .... oh yea .... how MUCH will the social give me for 2 a week??? `

Dear me BIGGGG lozzz .... most of us wouldn't trust you with a goldfish, let alone a living breathing lil human ... how exactly would you pass the strict vetting process to foster some poor unfortunate child ( la`bristow sadly has no choice ) .... when at every opportunity you do nothing but complain about how hard it is being a single mum, and how tired and ill you are on a regular basis .... how will you pass all the checks that need to be done🤷‍♀️

She's a flipping lunatic living in cloud cuckoo land!!! at this point scientists need to get her in to study her ... she is not the full shilling :unsure:
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I was wondering if they’d approve a woman who does graphic stuff on only fans. That’s bound to come up when they do background checks on her. She more likely to get her kid taken into care than become a foster carer herself.

Is she gonna leave the kids playing with a pile of microwaves and folding bags while she’s busy on the landing taking pics of her privates?
 
She would never in a million years pass the assessment to be foster cater, they do in depth personality, family history research, background checks plus she would need 2 references. She constantly says she has no support network / no friends or family. She moans constantly about having to look after and get up for LaMatilda . How will she ever manage with a child that has come from a traumatic background and processing real life traumas. She hasn’t even worked through her own,
 
I feel she just threw this out to get an article in the DM, it's fantasy, there is no way she'd take a foster child in if it came up. She seems to love to do activities with Larose and I don't doubt she loves her to bits, but I can't see her tending to the needs of multiple children, breakfast, lunch, dinner, driving them around, homework, cleaning, etc. I just don't think she's structured enough for it.
 
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