Lauren Goodger #98 Legs akimbo on the landing of doom selling half price pics of my meaty noon.

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YogaKitty444 said:
Her videos of Lalostinthewoods are always so hollow and awkward.
Every other IG mum has videos of them chatting to their kid or at least shouting words of encouragement or laughing or something.
She just silently films her daughter playing and walking around whilst her daughter also silently plays and walks around with zero interaction between the two of them.
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She doesn't seem to do very much with LaRose apart from eating and watching tv. You never see her playing with her, doing art, reading a book or playing with her toys. The poor child always looks a bit lost.
 
Clickbait said:
When the charges against Chaz.5 were explained one of the things mentioned was that “he made her fold bags and watched her do so”. Some Scrunchies have suggested this is related to drug processing/dealing but we hoped for clarity at the court case.
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Am I correct in saying there’s also evidence Chaz and Lauren partook of the drugs which may have caused/contributed to:
1. The alleged DV leaving L with a black eye.
2. Lauren appearing even less intelligent and capable nowadays than she did 15 years ago in TOWIE, and we all know she was hardly a Mensa candidate back then.
 
troutpout69 said:
I see she’d edited Lafilter and herself on her trip to Center Parcs. Is this a grifted trip or has she actually forked out for it herse?
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She’s not making it obvious but I think there is someone else there with a child as the same kid kept popping up in her vids
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I’d be surprised if she forked out for Center Parks. It’s costs a bomb at this time of year!
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Mateymate28 said:
I really dont want to speak badly of a child as I feel a bit mean - but does anyone think theres something a bit strange about laorse? I cant explain it she just seems a bit odd... not like any other kids her age. I dunno.
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I’ve always thought she’s a bit plain/not exceptional looking, both her parents have had work done so I can’t really say if she looks like either of them. Lately there’s something about her eyes that makes me think she’s not quite right. I hope Lauren wasn’t doing ‘silly things’ while pregnant with her.
 
Iamthebosun said:
How many microwaves has she got?!
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A few, all seemingly brand new too. This was the garden shed back when she used to live with Chaz

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This is what she did to her own childhood photo, and she even edited her dad 😔

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Clickbait said:
She’s used the FaceApp smile tool on the 3rd photo down to put a fake smile on Larose. She needs to stop filtering her child’s photos or putting emojis on her face if she deems her not photogenic enough. It is all kinds of fucked up and will damage her self-esteem.

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This shows what I mean.
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Most definitely. It stands out a mile.
 
Mateymate28 said:
I really dont want to speak badly of a child as I feel a bit mean - but does anyone think theres something a bit strange about laorse? I cant explain it she just seems a bit odd... not like any other kids her age. I dunno.
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I get what you mean but she's probably like this and under stimulated because of her mum. To me she seems very subdued.
Remember all the posts when she was shoved in front of the TV morning noon and night, no sign of interaction, no signs of books being shared or being played with? That is coupled with her lack of interaction with other children for the first 2-2.5 years as BYG didn't take her to play groups etc. Rarely see her on the park and actually playing or in group settings with her peers. Never any mention of going to other children's birthday parties (except the odd one if I remember).

This will all have an impact of this young child's perception of how to behave, act, play, and socialising/interacting with others. Everything is about 'Look at the camera' even in the bath.

My son is an only child like LaBored and at this same age had been to playgroups every week from birth before he started nursery 2 weeks after he was 3. He played out with others on the street (supervised of course), or in the garden, or had play dates with his peers all the time. I took him to the park most nights after work in all weathers or he rode his little trike to the corner shop just to get him out the house. He was at birthday parties every other weekend and we visited our relatives who had similar aged children or went to Wacky Warehouse most Sundays, then went for a meal. On Saturdays I would take him swimming- he could swim aged 4 and achieved his gold award swimming badge aged 7. Took him skiing in California 2 weeks after he turned 2 (what the hell was I thinking) and again 3 months later (and most years after that). He was always brilliant at making friends and joining in.
He couldn't wait to go to school and thrived in company.

When do we every have photos of any of the above with LaBored? Sad really....

BTW I was a single (widowed) mum with very little help, working 60 hrs a week but his development, education and happiness was my only priority. My life was, and still is, all about him.
 
Momohawk said:
I get what you mean but she's probably like this and under stimulated because of her mum. To me she seems very subdued.
Remember all the posts when she was shoved in front of the TV morning noon and night, no sign of interaction, no signs of books being shared or being played with? That is coupled with her lack of interaction with other children for the first 2-2.5 years as BYG didn't take her to play groups etc. Rarely see her on the park and actually playing or in group settings with her peers. Never any mention of going to other children's birthday parties (except the odd one if I remember).

This will all have an impact of this young child's perception of how to behave, act, play, and socialising/interacting with others. Everything is about 'Look at the camera' even in the bath.

My son is an only child like LaBored and at this same age had been to playgroups every week from birth before he started nursery 2 weeks after he was 3. He played out with others on the street (supervised of course), or in the garden, or had play dates with his peers all the time. I took him to the park most nights after work in all weathers or he rode his little trike to the corner shop just to get him out the house. He was at birthday parties every other weekend and we visited our relatives who had similar aged children or went to Wacky Warehouse most Sundays, then went for a meal. On Saturdays I would take him swimming- he could swim aged 4 and achieved his gold award swimming badge aged 7. Took him skiing in California 2 weeks after he turned 2 (what the hell was I thinking) and again 3 months later (and most years after that). He was always brilliant at making friends and joining in.
He couldn't wait to go to school and thrived in company.

When do we every have photos of any of the above with LaBored? Sad really....

BTW I was a single (widowed) mum with very little help, working 60 hrs a week but his development, education and happiness was my only priority. My life was, and still is, all about him.
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Are you implying Lauren’s life isn’t all about larose? Why else would she lie on her back on the landing with her legs spread in the air taking pictures of her private parts?
 
Momohawk said:
I get what you mean but she's probably like this and under stimulated because of her mum. To me she seems very subdued.
Remember all the posts when she was shoved in front of the TV morning noon and night, no sign of interaction, no signs of books being shared or being played with? That is coupled with her lack of interaction with other children for the first 2-2.5 years as BYG didn't take her to play groups etc. Rarely see her on the park and actually playing or in group settings with her peers. Never any mention of going to other children's birthday parties (except the odd one if I remember).

This will all have an impact of this young child's perception of how to behave, act, play, and socialising/interacting with others. Everything is about 'Look at the camera' even in the bath.

My son is an only child like LaBored and at this same age had been to playgroups every week from birth before he started nursery 2 weeks after he was 3. He played out with others on the street (supervised of course), or in the garden, or had play dates with his peers all the time. I took him to the park most nights after work in all weathers or he rode his little trike to the corner shop just to get him out the house. He was at birthday parties every other weekend and we visited our relatives who had similar aged children or went to Wacky Warehouse most Sundays, then went for a meal. On Saturdays I would take him swimming- he could swim aged 4 and achieved his gold award swimming badge aged 7. Took him skiing in California 2 weeks after he turned 2 (what the hell was I thinking) and again 3 months later (and most years after that). He was always brilliant at making friends and joining in.
He couldn't wait to go to school and thrived in company.

When do we every have photos of any of the above with LaBored? Sad really....

BTW I was a single (widowed) mum with very little help, working 60 hrs a week but his development, education and happiness was my only priority. My life was, and still is, all about him.
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With the greatest of respect, you are obviously very inadequate as a parent. You seem intelligent, empathetic and caring. To nail BYG parenting, you need to be a pig thick moron with a Bafta who makes money by stuffing skiddy thongs into jiffy bags and flashing your beefy minge to strangers on Only Fans. Instead of interacting with your child, you need to focus on you and being as bewfel as possible; Daily blow dries, eyebrow tattoos, at least 10 hours a day posting filtered pics so that you don't even look human. Once every few weeks, you go out and pretend to interact with your kid at Center Parcs and feed them a diet of carveries, Dominos and elfy snacks. It's not your fault - but you need to do better.
 
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