Lauren Goodger #98 Legs akimbo on the landing of doom selling half price pics of my meaty noon.

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That yung gel in those photos must've been her niece or summat

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Larose just always looks sad in her eyes to me

I know we probably only see a fraction of her and her life, but LaPoorsod seems to be the complete opposite when with her Dad. When she’s with him, her eyes light up and she seems so happy. Whereas with Mum, she always seems subdued and has that sad look that says “duck my life, phone in my face yet again for a filtered to buggery pic”.
 
I’m not one to sing fat loz’s praises but it seems Larose is growing into a happy little girl, at least she isn’t surrounded by any toxic mess.
I'm assuming you mean like, nuclear waste or something, because that's the only toxic substance she's probably not been exposed to. Although the 'legs akimbo on the landing' almost caused nausea akin to radiation poisoning to all of us.
 
Larose just always looks sad in her eyes to me

The little girl's expressionless face and the pout 💔
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Someone recently asked what Lauren's storyline on the show is and someone answered something like "she's third-wheeling other's conversations without contributing anything and just looking confused", and it looks like she's doing more of it in the Xmas special

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The little girl's expressionless face and the pout 💔
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Someone recently asked what Lauren's storyline on the show is and someone answered something like "she's third-wheeling other's conversations without contributing anything and just looking confused", and it looks like she's doing more of it in the Xmas special

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Why is everything with Loz about having her knockers out?
 
With the greatest of respect, you are obviously very inadequate as a parent. You seem intelligent, empathetic and caring. To nail BYG parenting, you need to be a pig thick moron with a Bafta who makes money by stuffing skiddy thongs into jiffy bags and flashing your beefy minge to strangers on Only Fans. Instead of interacting with your child, you need to focus on you and being as bewfel as possible; Daily blow dries, eyebrow tattoos, at least 10 hours a day posting filtered pics so that you don't even look human. Once every few weeks, you go out and pretend to interact with your kid at Center Parcs and feed them a diet of carveries, Dominos and elfy snacks. It's not your fault - but you need to do better.
Love this, I will try harder, pinky promise (BTW that's what I call my oily flaps lol)
 
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