Lauren Goodger #98 Legs akimbo on the landing of doom selling half price pics of my meaty noon.

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Everytime she opens her gob, she alienates people.
1) she wants a son so she can raise him to be a good man. What calibre of man, her OF audience, are they then ? Are they Good Men or not ?
2) she must be better than the rest of the Towie cast because they're having a Christmas special, simply because she came back ?
No wonder she has no friends.
 
I assume it's an overnight trip?

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a child that young is obsessed with makeup because that’s what she’s obsessed with - how she looks. U see pictures of larose pouting in front of the camera because she’s copying her.
sounds unhealthy that she’s had to buy her “so much” makeup. wtf, children of any age shouldn’t be given a load of makeup! It’s either cheap rubbish they’re putting on their face (from miss so healthy doesn’t even use non stick to cook) and I doubt she buying her anything expensive - she can’t even afford it for herself!

God I hope she hasn’t bought her makeup from shein to use on her delicate little face 😢
 
Phil Anne Throw Pee said:
Why is a breast cancer surgeon wasting his resources taking out this goon's implants? Loz, when your tits and arse are deflated you'll still be a fat, illiterate twit.
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I don’t get what she means by scrape out the old tissue either, unless she means have yet more fat taken out of her body because she’s incapable of maintaining a healthy weight.

She apparently seems to gain and lose a stone and a half in a month every time she starts the gym or stops it.

Now she’s decided she needs a breast lift along with the implant removal she’s going to be working overtime on filtering her OF pics because it looks pretty ghoulish for a while having scars where the nipple has been removed and stitched back on again. She could just have a basic implant removal for the benefit of her health but then she’d be missing an opportunity to make yet more changes to herself which will again, as discussed earlier, not make her happy.
 
Phil Anne Throw Pee said:
Why is a breast cancer surgeon wasting his resources taking out this goon's implants? Loz, when your tits and arse are deflated you'll still be a fat, illiterate twit.
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Sadly I imagine her surgeon also does breast reconstruction post mastectomy but in her addled abandoned barn of a brain she is trying to make herself sound important and as usual failing miserably.
 
Hate to piss on your parade ` BIGGGGGG lozzaa ` ..... parents worldwide ....... ` yup there is a big world beyond your insta bubble ... believe it or not ` ..... raise children every single day, and when out and about, take snacks to feed said children, some take healthy food, others depend on junk ( the other day at center parcs YET AGAIN your precious lil mini ME was pictured with a big tray of chips smothered in ketchup ... must have been ELFYYY orgasmic greasy chips AYYEEE .... Id place a bet, that's all you both had while there, same with your manic, multiple visits to farms ... your many pics show that you feed this child ..... greasy chips!!! quite regularly and possibly a load of junk food that mama orders for herself, when those munches hit in the evening )

This is NOT something to boast about, is not exclusive to BIGGG STUPID lozzzz ` LOOK AT ME .. ME GIVE BABA GEL ONLY ellfyy orgasmic food ME CUT MESELF put in plastic bags NO ONE ELSE DOES THIS .... ME really proud of such achievement, have to post it all over insta MEEEEEEEE good MAMA ..... GRUNT ... STOMP .... SCRATCH :rolleyes: )

I have raised 2 .... now adults, and usually like many parents out there .... chopped up some fruit and veg, put it in little plastic bags when out and about, sometimes they ate it others they wanted a happy meal .... by the way, have nothing against chips my favourite food, although at my age I cant stuff my boatrace with them everyday, if possible I would ... but everything within moderation ....... being a good mother doesn't depend on chopping up fruit and veg, and pretending that's all your child eats, when photographic evidence shows otherwise ... it's so much more and sadly, this child will grow up to be just like you NOT HER FAULT ... shallow, entitled ... placing looks above everything else, ego driven pouting that silly pout for insta ... not equipped for the big bad world out there, and that's down to you! .... ridiculous woman
 
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Jujujulia95 said:
I do think that's actually her face, just minus pores lol

Quite interesting Closer Mag interview find Sunnydaze!

So yesterday, she was all about fostering, today it's: ‘I’ll have a brother for Larose with my new man’
Her mum sounds like a hoot: In the background, Lauren’s mum Cheryl shouts, ‘What about an older man this time?’
And she's going to make men great again: I’d love a boy so badly, I want to raise a good man and teach them how to treat a woman, because we’re lacking good men these days.’
The verifiably gifted makeup gets a mention: ‘I’ve had to buy so much make-up for Larose this Christmas,’
The lock gets addressed: I’ve got a lock on my dressing room to stop her from going in there.
With the confidence of a Bafter winning gel she says: I’ve definitely brought the viewers in, though – why do you think they’re having a Christmas special? They’ve not had one in years until I came back,’

Too many notable quotes from her in there!

closeronline.co.uk

EXCLUSIVE Lauren Goodger: ‘I’ll have a brother for Larose with my new man’

Lauren Goodger invites Closer into her home to chat about her plans for Christmas, spoiling Larose, and how she plans to transform her body and love life.
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Conceited, DELUDED, fat bleep!
 
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