Lauren Goodger #98 Legs akimbo on the landing of doom selling half price pics of my meaty noon.

[geordiegirl]

I am rewatching towie and while I wouldn't describe her as eloquent, she spoke fine and made some good points that I could understand. I don't know what's happened.

Is she still close to her sister? Her sister seemed quite sensible.

There was a sister who posted a little while ago she’d opened a lash business; the other sister reshared it etc but Loz… nothing… can never remember which sister is which though!
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A huge meaty congratulations to @Bubblepink for the winning thread suggestion - the clapping noise you can hear is Lauren’s flaps adjusting themselves as she strikes another pose

I had thought not much had happened in the last thread but doing a quick skim, alongside needing eye bleach following the sharing of pics from her OF that brave Scrunchies found (and even paid for) we did have some classic Loz so I’ll see if I can do a quick round-up early this week.

My second werewolf could be arriving any day so if I go AWOL you’ll know why. Would be lovely to keep the BYG Awards going so if I’m able to cobble that together I will absolutely try x

Good luck Clicky!

 

[troutpout69]

I see she’d edited Lafilter and herself on her trip to Center Parcs. Is this a grifted trip or has she actually forked out for it herse?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

It’s like Lafreakedout can see the filtered version and is like WTF

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

BYG on IACGMOH would be bleeping GOLD. She'd struggle to breathe in the size 8 bikini she no doubt thinks is too big for her as she waddles to the shower. The unfiltered behemoth struggling to chow down on a kangaroo bollock. Oh my, inspired. She's so bleeping thick, Ant and Dec would tell her the bollock was a Big Mac and she'd wolf it right down. I'd give her 2 hours before having to leave because 'missing babby gal' and the reality of her without extensions, brows etc. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.

 

[Iamthebosun]

It’s like Lafreakedout can see the filtered version and is like WTF

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Is she serious. It's so edited it looks like she's photoshopped herself onto the background as well as not looking like a human.

 

[maggisojuicy]

She looks like the jigsaw doll?

 

[Iamthebosun]

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It looks like the poster for a live action coraline.

 

[Eureka]

There's a photo of larose on her own that has been clearly filtered. There's a lot that is problematic with Loz but filtering your child's photo has to be one of the worst.

 

[Mycatismad]

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Surely this is a superimposed picture? Maybe the industrial strength filter was distorting the background so she just got a pic of some trees off Google images and inserted her and Lawhothehellisthisinthephotowithme in it.

 

[GlitterFluff]

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YES SHE DOES

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

What in the name of Satan has she done to this picture? She looks like a hobbit.

 

[troutpout69]

What in the name of Satan has she done to this picture? She looks like a hobbit.
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If you’re going to filter the duck out of a pic, at least make it slightly realistic! That’s dire!

 

[Jujujulia95]

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Those boots she's wearing are just the thing for stamping about in the muddy countryside - at least Laorse had the sense to wear her wellies!

 

[Clickbait]

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She’s used the FaceApp smile tool on the 3rd photo down to put a fake smile on Larose. She needs to stop filtering her child’s photos or putting emojis on her face if she deems her not photogenic enough. It is all kinds of fucked up and will damage her self-esteem.

This shows what I mean.

 

[Piff paff puff]

It’s like Lafreakedout can see the filtered version and is like WTF

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Mumma n bubba silverback

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She doesn’t even give herself the same hair color in all the pics.

 

[Mycatismad]

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Please can someone put her on Jigsaw’s (she a ) bike?

 

[Clickbait]

She doesn’t even give herself the same hair color in all the pics.

She uses the tool to thicken her hair so I think that just gives a blanket colour.

 

[Jujujulia95]

But the filters don’t do her justice, remember one post and she’s used at least four faces and two age ranges, at least it’s funny when she does it to herself and then in the wild pictures turn up but doing it’s to a child is just sad.
And the amount of time she spends editing pics must be insane