Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

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I was sent a copy of THAT picture. I’d post behind a spoiler but I don’t know how to do it!
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I don’t think she’s obese, it’s just that them huge breast implants have started to merge with the post pregnancy belly (which is high up because she’s had the fat cells sucked out of her lower tummy) and now it just looks like one big ‚area‘ where you can’t tell what’s what really.
She may not be morbidly obese but without question, she is most definitely obese

Her body shape is odd and vile but she is disgustingly fat, with fat arms and legs with dangerous levels of pressure on her vital organs

she’s defo close to, if not over 40 on the bmi calc - I reckon 16 stone easy at 5’6”

before my MGB, I was 14.8 at 5’2 and she easily has another 20lb upwards on my heaviest weight
 
She used to be proper soff pretty before all the procedures 😭

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She used to be proper soff pretty before all the procedures 😭

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Agree… she did need that first nose job but that’s all.
Had she not dicked about … she’ still be a colossal dick (nothing can change her ugly personality) but at least in her own owned/mortgaged house and maybe with a pool and 23/24 plate range

I reckon she actually got shot of some authentic designer gear (and ok bits) because she used it 1-2 times and decided it was beneath her and got rid of it cheaply
 
What possesses her to tie these ill fitting items on herself?

And those special shoes for nans that have water retention and trouble walking to the shops? Nobody on earth thinks they're real Chanel. Why, why, why???

Still, she looks happy and no longer afflicted with the worst sickness that she's ever experienced ever. That's nice 🙂

PS: mods got that Katie photo down pretty quick! 😆
 
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I can’t find a version of the set that has bottoms looking like hers, so it must be a sizing issue
 
I actually feel quite sorry for her, just a little teeny weeny bit. As someone who struggles with my weight, I understand it isn’t an easy task to lose weight and keep it off but I’m accepting of the fact that I look the way I look and have never used filters or tried to make out I’m something I’m not. She never matured past the looks are everything teenager stage where it’s all boys boys boys. But once we reach about 20, most of us realise and accept there is so much more to life than the way we look. And I guess that’s down to the fact that most of us have much more to offer than a ‘nice body and pretty face’. She has butchered herself with all the surgery and sadly makes her look bigger than she is because her body is such a weird shape now. As has been mentioned by a lot on here, she would do best to stay off social media, work on herself physically and mentally so she can the best mum she can for her daughter. Poor Laorse is going to grow up thinking life is all about how you look and if you don’t have a certain aesthetic then you are a failure
 
Honest question though: why is she doing this to herself? Doesn’t she feel uncomfortable wearing things that are too small and meant for gels half her age? What did she see when she looked in the unused mirror at home? When ordering the set she must’ve seen that it’s not supposed to bust open like that and look like cloth nappies?
I get being in denial to deal with uncomfortable realities, but she needs to give herself some dignity for her own mental elf’s sake
 
I actually feel quite sorry for her, just a little teeny weeny bit. As someone who struggles with my weight, I understand it isn’t an easy task to lose weight and keep it off but I’m accepting of the fact that I look the way I look and have never used filters or tried to make out I’m something I’m not. She never matured past the looks are everything teenager stage where it’s all boys boys boys. But once we reach about 20, most of us realise and accept there is so much more to life than the way we look. And I guess that’s down to the fact that most of us have much more to offer than a ‘nice body and pretty face’. She has butchered herself with all the surgery and sadly makes her look bigger than she is because her body is such a weird shape now. As has been mentioned by a lot on here, she would do best to stay off social media, work on herself physically and mentally so she can the best mum she can for her daughter. Poor Laorse is going to grow up thinking life is all about how you look and if you don’t have a certain aesthetic then you are a failure

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I too think she feels like her worth solely depends on how men perceive her and all her validation comes from men being sexually attracted to her. Like that’s what she thinks love is, like she has to give men beauty and sex in return for love. It’s really sad
 
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