Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

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miss n thropy said:
I kind of feel sorry for her at this point. Yes, she is lazy, entitled, self absorbed, shallow, deluded, all of that, but she really is Norma Desmond, only without the initial major success. Where will it all end?
It’s just tragic that there is a child in this tit show.

I can’t stop following the thread though as it’s totally hilarious. Does that make me a bad person? 🙂
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She could make a nice life for herself and her child if she gave up trying to be someone she's not. The fame ship has sailed, she's too old and boring to make a name for herself, she has nothing to offer the world that isn't being done better by someone else. I don't feel sorry for her because she's choosing to be this way, she doesn't care about anyone but herself and would sell her soul to the devil if she could make a few quid out of it. I do feel so very sad for LaRose who was unlucky enough to be born to that woman and who has duck all chance of a decent life if her mother carries on this way.
 
Eureka said:
She could make a nice life for herself and her child if she gave up trying to be someone she's not. The fame ship has sailed, she's too old and boring to make a name for herself, she has nothing to offer the world that isn't being done better by someone else. I don't feel sorry for her because she's choosing to be this way, she doesn't care about anyone but herself and would sell her soul to the devil if she could make a few quid out of it. I do feel so very sad for LaRose who was unlucky enough to be born to that woman and who has duck all chance of a decent life if her mother carries on this way.
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We know all of this, but in Lauren's grandiose and delusional brain, she genuinely think she's famous and sought after. Half of these z lister "influencers" will be the same. Washed up nobodies with tit credit scores and nothing to show for years of selling their souls to the highest bidder. The fact Lauren went back to TOWIE and is still shilling herself on OF for 50p when she's pushing 40 and a mother speaks volumes at how desperate she is not to get a proper job. Her daily fail photoshopped car park walks used to be a hoot, but she's not even newsworthy when she's embarrassing herself anymore!
 
troutpout69 said:
Oh no! Big gel can’t get no sleep! Send someone around asap to give her something to take or to sing her to sleep! duck me her insta content really is dull as!
Also why in her organic post has she labelled the fruit? Most people can surely manage to work out what they are? 😂
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She probably can't sleep because she's picturing her ex parking his breakfast on kps butchered stomach.. She must be wondering if it's him..🤣
 
Since it's so quiet (and I want to steer the conversation away from that pic lol)... To be fair, I have to say if it weren't for the plastic surgeries and fillers, she wouldn't look half bad





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Jujujulia95 said:
Since it's so quiet (and I want to steer the conversation away from that pic lol)... To be fair, I have to say if it weren't for the plastic surgeries and fillers, she wouldn't look half bad





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OMG, my 👀

Why are the photos so blurred????

I’m not fat shaming, but she’s just not a bit overweight, she is MORBIDLY OBESE - again it’s not a diss, I myself am not petite and there are some gorgeous plus size models, but if she is that size in REALITY, then what she puts out, is surely what is allowed?

I thought there were rules about photoshopping etc that influencers had to abide by, due to trading standards and all that?

Obviously, she can do what she likes with her personal photos and she uses industrial strength filters and photoshop - my God, can you imagine what she looks like, actually in person????

Now, I’m off to Essex to see my cousins, I’ll keep a look 👀 out for 🦍 😂
 
Blurry because they’re screenshots from a video. While the other cast members are doing challenges together on breaks and promoting Towie, Lauren just does nothing. She’s a walking oxymoron, acting sexy and confident and slagging others off online when alone and in charge of filters and not having to look people in the eyes, but as soon as she has to interact with others in the real world, she goes very quiet and doesn’t want any attention on her. It’s like she desperately wants to keep up the filtered online persona and hide the real Lauren. Like a radio star lol

I don’t think she’s obese, it’s just that them huge breast implants have started to merge with the post pregnancy belly (which is high up because she’s had the fat cells sucked out of her lower tummy) and now it just looks like one big ‚area‘ where you can’t tell what’s what really.
 
Jujujulia95 said:
Blurry because they’re screenshots from a video. While the other cast members are doing challenges together on breaks and promoting Towie, Lauren just does nothing. She’s a walking oxymoron, acting sexy and confident and slagging others off online when alone and in charge of filters and not having to look people in the eyes, but as soon as she has to interact with others in the real world, she goes very quiet and doesn’t want any attention on her. It’s like she desperately wants to keep up the filtered online persona and hide the real Lauren. Like a radio star lol

I don’t think she’s obese, it’s just that them huge breast implants have started to merge with the post pregnancy belly (which is high up because she’s had the fat cells sucked out of her lower tummy) and now it just looks like one big ‚area‘ where you can’t tell what’s what really.
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I think her thighs, arms and face show that she is obese. We had some of these pics a few days ago and you can see how wide her thighs are. Her arms are massive and her face is really puffy.
 
Jujujulia95 said:
Since it's so quiet (and I want to steer the conversation away from that pic lol)... To be fair, I have to say if it weren't for the plastic surgeries and fillers, she wouldn't look half bad





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Peter Kay in drag now, like that woman he used as his alter ego for a while :LOL:
All of that injected stuff has made her into the honey monster.
 
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