Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

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She's honestly to thick for words .... so all that ellfyyy organik stuff, veggies and fruit, that lafuckoffmum wont eat ... cancels out the cookies, skips and most probably the 2 happy meals BIGGGG lozzz orders from the drivethru before going home, she also orders a few BIGGGG LARGE big mac meals, as a snack ( do they do organic I wonder :unsure: ) apple pies, extra milkshakes ` cause milk elllfffyyy ` for herself, as a treat for actually moving that lazy blubber arse from the sofa .. ` she go park ... try push la`fuckmylife on swing, stuff her full of greasy chips, followed by celery and carrots GRUNT GRUNT scratch 🤦‍♀️ ` which means good mama points to her halfwits on insta ... by the way ..... last time I had norovirus it took a good solid 3 weeks to ease ... gorillabutt is a medical miracle, and needs to be studied at some University 🤷‍♀️
 
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Things just keep getting worse for our BYG don’t they. And she has pornographic material unlike Alves
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So BYG probably has had warning of bank account closures and that’s why she’s trying to promote Admire Me again??? I’ve seen a few people complaining on Twitter about it.
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Wonder what services you can buy from her in her Admire Me shop. We know her 💩 stained undies are probably listed in items

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Oh no! Big gel can’t get no sleep! Send someone around asap to give her something to take or to sing her to sleep! duck me her insta content really is dull as!
Also why in her organic post has she labelled the fruit? Most people can surely manage to work out what they are? 😂
 

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troutpout69 said:
Oh no! Big gel can’t get no sleep! Send someone around asap to give her something to take or to sing her to sleep! duck me her insta content really is dull as!
Also why in her organic post has she labelled the fruit? Most people can surely manage to work out what they are? 😂
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Anyone in Essex free for warm milk and lullaby, been let down bad.

Lauren was just showing off that she’s learnt what the fruit are called bless her.
 
I kind of feel sorry for her at this point. Yes, she is lazy, entitled, self absorbed, shallow, deluded, all of that, but she really is Norma Desmond, only without the initial major success. Where will it all end?
It’s just tragic that there is a child in this tit show.

I can’t stop following the thread though as it’s totally hilarious. Does that make me a bad person? 🙂
 
troutpout69 said:
Oh no! Big gel can’t get no sleep! Send someone around asap to give her something to take or to sing her to sleep! duck me her insta content really is dull as!
Also why in her organic post has she labelled the fruit? Most people can surely manage to work out what they are? 😂
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I think that's code for 'sign up to my Only fans and see my bumhole'.
 
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She's a bleeping idiot. I'd wager that she has zero concept of how any fruit or vegetable is grown in the first place, let alone the differences between standard and organic production.
Just a hint Liz, that tray of chips your kid is scoffing won't come from organic spuds! She probably thinks chips are naturally harvested from chip bushes though.
 
behindthesofa said:
She's a bleeping idiot. I'd wager that she has zero concept of how any fruit or vegetable is grown in the first place, let alone the differences between standard and organic production.
Just a hint Liz, that tray of chips your kid is scoffing won't come from organic spuds! She probably thinks chips are naturally harvested from chip bushes though.
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She’s not an idiot. The minute cancerous causing pesticides she’s not consuming by buying organic veg for a few weeks offsets the cartons of cigarettes she smokes/vapes each week.
 
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