Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

[Totallygobsmacked]

After seeing those absolute monstrosities of photos of an obese BYG in a size 4 nappy today, I can confirm I now 100% believe Lauren's mirror was, in fact, unused...because she really does NOT have a clue what she really looks like does she

 

[troutpout69]

lol at the comments!

 

[Jujujulia95]

Is it just me or does she look really out of proportion in all of her recent full body selfies? Like her head is on the body of someone with dwarfism? The trellis behind her looks obviously squeezed together and so does her body, but I wonder if she also artificially angled the photo or something and that’s why her head and body look bizarre in combination.
You can also see the warp where she’s shrunk her belly.

And pairing fake Chanel items with a supposed combined worth north of £7k with an £11 Shein polyester set

 

[LarsaP]

Are the Chanel sliders even real lol

 

[Norfolking Good]

Are the Chanel sliders even real lol

Could not, they’re Romford markets finest if that! She couldn’t afford the real ones and if she could she wouldn’t team it with her baby grow Shien monstrosity

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

I’m just now catching up on this ‘Fred and at first sight I thought it was a joke. I really did think it had been posted as a gag by a poster.lol.

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Are the Chanel sliders even real lol

They’re about as real as her filtered face in those pics

 

[troutpout69]

WTF is she on about now! 1 year sober? My arse! I’m sure we’ve seen pics of her going out boozing! This is yet another attempt to make out she has a drink problem like Michelle Heaton for attention! Daft bint!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

WTF is she on about now! 1 year sober? My arse! I’m sure we’ve seen pics of her going out boozing! This is yet another attempt to make out she has a drink problem like Michelle Heaton for attention! Daft bint!

I'd put money on that she didn't write that herselfIt's far too grammatically correct! And it looks as if she actually wore that nappy suit for towie filming. It's like the story of the folktale The Emperor's New Clothes - everyone around her doesn't have the bottle to tell her she looks a mess, like mutton dressed as lamb.

 

[Kilo005]

WTF is she on about now! 1 year sober? My arse! I’m sure we’ve seen pics of her going out boozing! This is yet another attempt to make out she has a drink problem like Michelle Heaton for attention! Daft bint!

She’s definitely drank in the last year. God she’s such a desperate attention seeker.

 

[FoxyBingo]

I find it really sad that a woman of her age is still so desperately trying to stay relevant. She might have been sober a year today (doubt it) is that why she's so incredibly thirsty?

 

[GlitterFluff]

Yet again, a random announcement from her.

Even if it were true, why hasn't she used her platform to showcase her sobriety journey - something people might actually find interesting and something she could focus her 'brand' on.

Instead, she just spurts our some random nonsense which will be forgotten about next week (see: gym, 'elfy eating, green shots, jumbly of doom, clothing brands, self tan, organic slop, assfeticks, beans in a jar)

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She’s always posts an update like that after she’s posed in a skimpy outfit. She prob knows DM will post it and take her latest pic?? DESPERATE FOR CASH.

 

[WordSalad]

WTF is she on about now! 1 year sober? My arse! I’m sure we’ve seen pics of her going out boozing! This is yet another attempt to make out she has a drink problem like Michelle Heaton for attention! Daft bint!

Unhealthy food, and lots of it, obviously escaped her 'boundaries'.

 

[Jujujulia95]

So she wore this ‘comfortable’ set for filming?! I’m not going to get my hopes up as she’ll probably just be sat there shielded by either the table, her bag or cast members or only be shown neck up the entire time like in previous episodes, but just imagine for a second the editor doesn’t get the memo when editing this scene

 

[Sunnydaze101]

That outfit still cracks me up. Not just the outfit but the thought of anyone else who had to witness it on her and not crack up. I really need to see the back side.

 

[Eureka]

You would think someone from her production would have told her to change. I'm a curvy girl and there are some really flattering bits on Shein but an outfit clearly designed for someone with a smaller frame is not the way to go. Does she not realise you are not supposed to see her bra? Does she not look at the image on the website to see how its meant to look?

 

[Gracie100]

I'd put money on that she didn't write that herselfIt's far too grammatically correct! And it looks as if she actually wore that nappy suit for towie filming. It's like the story of the folktale The Emperor's New Clothes - everyone around her doesn't have the bottle to tell her she looks a mess, like mutton dressed as lamb.
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Has she not seen all the comments on her post basically telling her she looks tit in that nappy suit????

 

[Jujujulia95]

You would think someone from her production would have told her to change. I'm a curvy girl and there are some really flattering bits on Shein but an outfit clearly designed for someone with a smaller frame is not the way to go. Does she not realise you are not supposed to see her bra? Does she not look at the image on the website to see how its meant to look?

I have a feeling she thinks the tighter the sexier? But the top not closing? She wore something that was also bursting open back in spring on this morning and she actually tried to close the gap (Amy posted the original though)

 

[Piff paff puff]

Is it just me or does she look really out of proportion in all of her recent full body selfies? Like her head is on the body of someone with dwarfism? The trellis behind her looks obviously squeezed together and so does her body, but I wonder if she also artificially angled the photo or something and that’s why her head and body look bizarre in combination.
You can also see the warp where she’s shrunk her belly.

And pairing fake Chanel items with a supposed combined worth north of £7k with an £11 Shein polyester set

That much?! Surely no more than £2.50