Lauren Goodger #94 She's got arms like Biffa Bacon's mum out of Viz.

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Bonbon76 said:
Learn to cook your own meals Drury.
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That's what I thought. What a sexist prick. I thought young men nowadays were more enlightened as to the role of women and the division of labour.
Seems not.
Mind, byg takes the women's movement back with most comments she makes ( one recently about needing a man to pay her rent), so I guess they're well suited.
It looks like she was trying to make a caeser salad (the lettuce and cheese type), but as per, she did it half heartedly and failed.
 
Well most of us called it .... she's back on ellffff kick 4987623 of the year ... showing off the organic produce from Waitrose :rolleyes: and cooking the most revolting plates of food, thinking she's Gordon Ramsay, by throwing a few bits of raw salmon, on unwashed limp lettuce, smothered in white stuff🤢🤢 when we all know she polished off a whole KFC bargain bucket 20 mins earlier .... and finally .... posting on IG a glass full of some slimy green tit ... ` she ball ... buy supermarket .... sell sunglass .... me ` grunt scratch STOMP STOMP ` sell unuse mirror ... he bike ... sell 60 dodgy microwave ... collection only ` ..... our BIGGGG dumb one is back in JIM, which is good for this thread because she constantly supplies us with comedy gold ..... welcum back ohhhh BIGGGG one ... please keep the stupidity coming ... you give us soooooo much to work with 🤡🤡
 
What’s the point of this? Diarrhea?
Those fads seem so odd to me, I didn’t know people were still doing magazine style diets from the 00s. Just have a plain yogurt with some fruit and oats and sweeten it with cinnamon powder, less calories and more satisfying than this monstrosity.

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Jujujulia95 said:
Lauren’s siren call to Chazz tonight: some mouldy salmon (?) thrown on top of wet salad and two gracefully cut chunks of lemon and parmigiano *chefskiss* 🧑‍🍳

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She’s made her usual effort with the presentation- the salmon looks like it’s already been partially digested. Surprised she even bothered with a plate and didn’t just inhale it off the baking tray.
 
Mycatismad said:
She’s made her usual effort with the presentation- the salmon looks like it’s already been partially digested. Surprised she even bothered with a plate and didn’t just inhale it off the baking tray.
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Exactly, it’s not hard to cook and arrange a decent meal, but it’s like she never even tries. Just chucks it on there…

I wonder what the rest of her personality is like, does she ever give 100% or just sees how far as little effort as possible gets her with everything? Because I’ve seen her advertise stuff like this as well, and when not even a paycheque can motivate you to make an effort, what will?
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I thought her umbilical hernia was from her first pregnancy. It’s rare they’re caused by labour, and if they are it’s a long labour with prolonged strain rather than a quick one. Perhaps she’s trying to link it back to Lorena to get more sympathy.

I would imagine carrying extra weight is not good for it and large volumes of food are not either given it’s essentially her intestine popping out. Interesting she is too anxious to have surgery for something medical but happy to have her tits and arse done 🤔 Oh, and pump various chemicals and fillers into her face.

She’s probably worried she’s got no one to help her with Larose if she needs recovery time post-surgery given she’s put her friends and family on blast on IG yet again. You reap what you sow.
 
Wtf have I just read?

ok so she has an umbilical hernia - very common after a traumatic labour but as Clicky says, not a quick one usually so that seems a bit weird. I’ve had one myself (looked less disgusting as I’m not overweight but it is painful). But benefit of the doubt - she does indeed appear to have an excuse for her disgusting belly button.

However, she’s had loads of elective surgeries including a BBL so I don’t understand what this so called anxiety is? Was this her excuse for not turning up at court recently? Too anxious about straining a hernia and needing medically necessary surgery by a reputable surgeon rather than some butcher in turkey? That would make sense and it would make sense why she’s now continuing the narrative.

As for the strict diet… erm… yeh ok I’ll believe it when I see it Loz. First, she never keeps to these diets and I don’t see that this time will be different. Second, the sort of diet you need to eat in this circumstance is actually more of a small portion and more fibre situation to prevent straining when you tit rather than “no processed foods”. Celery juice isn’t necessary or even recommended - they tell you to eat a normal diet with extra fibre and to generally cut down on fat to limit weight gain which causes more pressure on the relevant muscles.i am not overweight but was told to eat my usual diet plus apples and bran flakes to ensure I shat regularly and easily so I didn’t strain the muscles. I was also told to eat small portions. Nothing else - mine went away without surgery.

i think she’s been seen for the hernia and told she’s clinically obese, which is making it worse, and she’s trying to link the two so she can go on a diet and brag about it without having to admit they she is actually clinically obese.

in all honesty I do not understand why she hasn’t gone on ozempic or equivalent yet. Presumably she’d have to pay and that’s the issue but it seems like the obvious solution to a lot of problems for her.
 
Her labour wasn’t quick though was it? The birth was, but her waters broke two or three days prior, wouldn’t that also count towards the labour?

Does the type of food you eat matter when you have a hernia? Shouldn’t it just be calories restricted?

I remember people talking about her belly button back when she posted these, but I really don’t know enough about the condition

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Jujujulia95 said:
Exactly, it’s not hard to cook and arrange a decent meal, but it’s like she never even tries. Just chucks it on there…

I wonder what the rest of her personality is like, does she ever give 100% or just sees how far as little effort as possible gets her with everything? Because I’ve seen her advertise stuff like this as well, and when not even a paycheque can motivate you to make an effort, what will?
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That black out blind post 😂
She can't wait to show us "how black out they are"?
WTF is that post going to be, a black square? I think we can all picture what a fully blacked out room looks like, Lauren....
 
Wtf is she doing walking round with an untreated hernia?! Couldn’t be me- the thought of it makes me queasy. Just get it sorted out, it’s a straight in straight out jobby. Take less time than sitting at the hairdresser chair and the nail salon chair combined. Happy to get all the risky, uglyfying face adjustments but not a minor op for a hernia. I will never understand this woman 😂 especially when you consider what a major, gruesome operation arse augmentation is.
I wonder if the hernia preventing strenuous exercise suits her.
 
Jujujulia95 said:
Her labour wasn’t quick though was it? The birth was, but her waters broke two or three days prior, wouldn’t that also count towards the labour?

Does the type of food you eat matter when you have a hernia? Shouldn’t it just be calories restricted?

I remember people talking about her belly button back when she posted these, but I really don’t know enough about the condition

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The hernia issue is more likely to happen from weight gain and stretch in pregnancy where an existing tear in the abdominal wall gets bigger from pressure and the intestine pops through. It’s the active part of labour that would impact as that’s when you’d be straining and using your stomach muscles.

It seems to be a condition that rights itself. It might be that after her first pregnancy her belly button never retracted. She also seemed to put on a lot of weight in her second pregnancy.

I wonder if she’s been told to lose weight before they’ll operate.
 
You know how she thinks all modern medicine is rubbish and she doesn’t trust the contents of vaccines and all the other jazz, does this count for her own issue with the hernia? Will she just crush some berries and show her bumhole to the sun to get the vitamins that way? Funny how her theory on modern medicine seems to not gel with her own issues… almost like it’s total bollocks
 
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