Lauren Goodger #94 She's got arms like Biffa Bacon's mum out of Viz.

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What's an executive cleaner ?!
I thought she had a cleaner?
Is she a single mum ?
Does she get any help ?!
Where is Chaz ?
So many questions.....

I'm surprised she gets people to work for her - it's like the kiss of death.
Has already been said but needs to be said again.....get Larose to tidy her toys away. It's disgraceful.
I don't understand this health anxiety either - she's had so much done, voluntarily, yet claims to be anxious.
As long as I live, she will never make sense.
 
So she needed help putting some toys in a box.

Her child isn’t learning to put anything away or to sleep on her own.

She obviously wanting some “best friend” type relationship but it’s her daughter and she needs to teach her responsibility - kinda impossible when she doesn’t know the meaning of the word!

shes setting this kid up to fail. Girls can be very bithcy, especially early teens. They get hold of some of these post or pictures she’s going to be seriously depressed. Let’s think back to her posting lacrosse health issues nobody needed to know, she sells her own bum hole and the kid looks like she’ll sleep with her mum till she’s how old!
Pretty sure if I was at school now and someone found this out about a class mate it would be printed and plastered around the school 😳
 
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Oh my. I hope you have all had dinner.
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And blaming the hernia on her fat gut 😂😂😂. Ummm that’s the buckets of KFC.
But that hernia. It looks like she’s growing an arse out of her belly button.
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I can’t quite work out the filtering. Is that her arm on the left.
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Why post that. That’s gross. 🤮.
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And she posted this yesterday.
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Crapping on about working out again and slimming her photo down. And then less than 24 hours later going on about her hernia.
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Nothing ever adds up with her. I won’t be suprised if she’s been papped and we see some real life pics soon
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I'm guessing this one isn't going on Only fans 🤔
 
www.thesun.co.uk

Towie legend reveals agonising secret health battle with painful snaps

TOWIE star Lauren Goodger has revealed she’s suffering from an agonising health condition. The reality favourite shared a picture of a hernia in her stomach and told fans she “feels nin…
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` Towie LEGEND ` :LOL::LOL::LOL:

Gets her big gut out and blames it on a hernia .... she will use absolutely any excuse to not eat healthily ... cut down on the crap she shovels down her throat 24/7 .... hence the obese mess we now see ... judging by her past history .... she will NOT be losing any weight for this op she needs ... which means that hernia will remain and get worse due to her size, eating habits ... and drinking crappy green celery juice wont fix that ... just when I think surely she can't be this thick .. she proves me wrong ... her whole life is one big mess of her own making ... if she didn't have that child, I would say, let the dumb twit get on with it 🤷‍♀️ .... also before any op, they tell you to quit smoking ... again cant see that happening, apparently she was puffing away with both pregnancies, people commented a few times in the daily fail, that they were shocked, disgusted and had seen her heavily pregnant with a fag in her gob
 
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I also think she is so lazy that she doesn’t wash LaslothMa’s clothes and instead buys a whole lot of cheap tit that she wears once. She used to get them washed and dry cleaned becuSe she was so lazy but now I reckon she doesn’t even do that. That kid has a new cheap outfit on each day. And by the looks of her house pics yesterdays everything’s a mess and it doesn’t look like she does anything around the house except take pics of her flabby minge and floor mopping droopy tits
 
BUT SHE EXPECTS A MAN TO PAY HER BILLS! Ie take on a traditional role, so what about her end of the deal?

I suspect she‘s of the mindset that all she has to do is look ’pretty’ and make sure his ‘needs’ are met rather than being a loving wife. She sees everything through a transactional lens, like she’s looking for a sugar daddy or punter rather than a marriage, where you may end up giving much more than you’ll ever get back in this life.
 
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