Lauren Goodger #94 She's got arms like Biffa Bacon's mum out of Viz.

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I’m going to need some help here

“Had a little health scare I’ve been training got 2.5 months most days and then went 0)

So she’s had health scare even though she’s been begging free bday parties and manicures for her daughter. Yeh sounds like u were very concerned.

Since when has she been training?! She walked around the gym toilets, posed on a machine once and took a dip in the pool from what I remember.

She can’t be saying that use to go gym 2 and half days a month, that makes no sense. Can anyone translate, Google doesn’t have a “GoodgerGorilla>English option 😭.

And 6 week holiday from what?! She does nothing! I’d really love to know what she thinks she’s have a break from. She doesn’t work, nobody has given her 6 weeks off. It’s just the summer, how is her life any different than the month before when she also did absolutely FA
 
PerfectlyOrganisedMess said:
I’m going to need some help here

“Had a little health scare I’ve been training got 2.5 months most days and then went 0)

So she’s had health scare even though she’s been begging free bday parties and manicures for her daughter. Yeh sounds like u were very concerned.

Since when has she been training?! She walked around the gym toilets, posed on a machine once and took a dip in the pool from what I remember.

She can’t be saying that use to go gym 2 and half days a month, that makes no sense. Can anyone translate, Google doesn’t have a “GoodgerGorilla>English option 😭.

And 6 week holiday from what?! She does nothing! I’d really love to know what she thinks she’s have a break from. She doesn’t work, nobody has given her 6 weeks off. It’s just the summer, how is her life any different than the month before when she also did absolutely FA
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I think the health scare was her taking a tumble, nothing Larose related. She claims to have gone to the gym most days for 2.5 months prior to her fall, then stopped because of it as well as the FCA investigation.

Mind you, I’ve obtained my Lozzlish interpreter certificate at supermarket, so take it with a grain of corn
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“Going to be positive”, “Posting the positive things” lasted two weeks, we’re back to slamming everyone in her passive aggressive way

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Piff paff puff said:
If 'elf is wewf' she's skint!
And yummy, boiled eggs sprinkled wiv some mould picked off the corners of her window frames
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She’s on the high protein diet of an Olympic athlete - 6 boiled eggs, 4 chicken breasts etc. - without realising she just doesn’t need that amount of food for her paltry work out consisting of lifting some hand weights whilst eye bleeping herself, and walking on the tread mill whilst editing her gym selfies.

Even if she’d decided she was now doing a low carb diet she’s messed that up with the great dollop of shop bought coleslaw on the side. I imagine her diet knowledge consists of what she sees posted on IG.
 
Jujujulia95 said:
I think the health scare was her taking a tumble, nothing Larose related. She claims to have gone to the gym most days for 2.5 months prior to her fall, then stopped because of it as well as the FCA investigation.

Mind you, I’ve obtained my Lozzlish interpreter certificate at supermarket, so take it with a grain of corn
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“Going to be positive”, “Posting the positive things” lasted two weeks, we’re back to slamming everyone in her passive aggressive way

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Is this because she had to do an online shop?
What, no one bringing her free food?
And Loz, your daughter doesn't look at you and see all the things you've posted, she sees the same lard arsed lazy entitled lump that everyone else sees.
 
Jujujulia95 said:
I think the health scare was her taking a tumble, nothing Larose related. She claims to have gone to the gym most days for 2.5 months prior to her fall, then stopped because of it as well as the FCA investigation.

Mind you, I’ve obtained my Lozzlish interpreter certificate at supermarket, so take it with a grain of corn
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“Going to be positive”, “Posting the positive things” lasted two weeks, we’re back to slamming everyone in her passive aggressive way

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Great advice, smile even if it's fake 😬
No. Your still going to feel like tit
Clickbait said:
She’s on the high protein diet of an Olympic athlete - 6 boiled eggs, 4 chicken breasts etc. - without realising she just doesn’t need that amount of food for her paltry work out consisting of lifting some hand weights whilst eye bleeping herself, and walking on the tread mill whilst editing her gym selfies.

Even if she’d decided she was now doing a low carb diet she’s messed that up with the great dollop of shop bought coleslaw on the side. I imagine her diet knowledge consists of what she sees posted on IG.
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What a time for a BYG to be alive! A begged life courtesy of Instagram.
Yes, the music she listens to she's heard on insta, the food she eats she begs off insta, home furnishings, insta. Botched face and space hopper arse, insta.
Now she's got anxeitee as she has to go out in the wild without insta filters.
 
Jujujulia95 said:
I think the health scare was her taking a tumble, nothing Larose related. She claims to have gone to the gym most days for 2.5 months prior to her fall, then stopped because of it as well as the FCA investigation.

Mind you, I’ve obtained my Lozzlish interpreter certificate at supermarket, so take it with a grain of corn
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“Going to be positive”, “Posting the positive things” lasted two weeks, we’re back to slamming everyone in her passive aggressive way

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Fully delusional
Positive posts won’t make any man come near u blobhead
 
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