Lauren Goodger #94 She's got arms like Biffa Bacon's mum out of Viz.

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geordiegirl said:
So posting about Love Island but not the devastating horrors that happened yesterday 💗
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To be fair, she's best off not posting about serious issues and horrific news stories because she's so thick she'll just upset and offend everyone. & actually, I'd rather 'influencers' didn't post about stuff like this because it's usually crass and self serving.
 
PerfectlyOrganisedMess said:
Considering she loves uploading pictures of her beautiful filtered face, I’m surprised she doesn’t print them. Wonder if it’s a step too far even for her and too embarrassing to print pictures of someone who doesn’t look like her and have them around the house?
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Oh no, she absolutely has framed photos of herself. I remember a while ago she added a video of a visiting toddler pointing to a photo of herself in a bikini/lingerie and all of the people there thinking it was really funny and I think they were implying he fancied her.

Also when the property photos were posted to advertise her split-level rented flat you could see lots of pics of her all over the place like she lived in a shrine of self-adoration 😂
 
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It just ain’t pretty. Defo not soft pretty. I’d be doing a double stare if I saw that out in public.
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Anyone on her speak dumb and can translate for us??

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Oh no, she absolutely has framed photos of herself. I remember a while ago she added a video of a visiting toddler pointing to a photo of herself in a bikini/lingerie and all of the people there thinking it was really funny and I think they were implying he fancied her.

Also when the property photos were posted to advertise her split-level rented flat you could see lots of pics of her all over the place like she lived in a shrine of self-adoration 😂
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Interesting I haven’t noticed any in recent pics. But it really would be like buying the frames and leaving the picture it comes with, because her photos aren’t recognisably her anyway.

She’s actually had the crystal dildo a while.

This article has been posted before but it’s still interesting read how she justifies that editing her image to look nothing like her helps with depression and anxiety. And to stop trolls. Make it make sense.

Still cannot believe how much she’s changed her face and body and then blames “trolls” for feeling as she does.

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Lauren Goodger edits photos to ease her anxiety and compares filters to make-up

Lauren Goodger says she uses editing apps and filters on her Instagram photos to stop herself being trolled, which she says has harmed her mental health
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The health scare, was this when she fell in the street and scratched her knee and hand? Because as I remember, that was her last gym journey, after Charlie got the new gf, she posted that she’s starting fresh and everything, then went to the gym most days for maybe a fortnight? Then the FCA news hit, plus the photos from the car park that she said were manipulated and shortly after she fell and I think and that was the end of it?

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Jujujulia95 said:
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Is she familiar with The Voice, Lion‘s Den and The Apprentice? And by this logic, her love life is going nowhere since she’s judging other people’s relationships on Love Island

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What is she saying ? She never makes any sense. It's her lack of punctuation that's the problem. She writes how she speaks. 7 year olds do it.
And the quote, what's that all about.
I'm an ex modern languages teacher ( though I never studied Laurenese - shame).
So, I'm a linguist and I judge you, BYG, for being unable to punctuate a sentence.
So there.
 
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