Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

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She is using that poor child just to keep her in the media whilst pregnant with the poor baby she lost she had no interest in Larose and the only place she took her to was when she went to feed her fat face now she is using her as a prop if that poor baby hadn't died Larose would not see daylight yet now she is using her to keep herself relevant
 
Odd bod can clearly be seen in the background ... also looks a lot slimmer ... that's why she is behaving like she's on heat 😣 embarrassing, desperate .. lardy lump! ... they need not further breed, and concentrate on that lil girl .... ( Sadly ... I can see her, getting knocked up again by him, Ive known people like this, who are toxic, but in a mad moment go ahead have sex, and another poor mite gets born into their poisonous nonsense, while both parents hate each other, she's also a master manipulator, who would do something like this ... for the press/mag deals )
 
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Are you talking about this guy? I don’t think that’s him; looks a lot like him though
 

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Anna666 said:
The crap just keeps coming! yet another creased stuffed in a box monstrosity ..... where was she keeping all this tit .... Im honestly surprised at how much tat she has .. and I bet there`s more, its never ending 🤷‍♀️
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Omg I love that! Is it still on sale… 😳😂😂

PumpkinxQueen said:
The only thing attractive about her are her nails 😭 are they real??? I DONT KNOW ANYMOREEEE
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I know her nails look nice.. they aren’t real I’m afraid come on it’s Lozza what is real? 😂😂
 
thenorthremembers said:
Omg I love that! Is it still on sale… 😳😂😂


I know her nails look nice.. they aren’t real I’m afraid come on it’s Lozza what is real? 😂😂
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It isn't laureen's hand.
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If she posts all those videos, how many must she actually record? Does she spend any time at all actually interacting with lafuckoffoutofmytunnel?

It's okay, it's a rhetorical question.
 
Alex_Jones said:
BFL really is the gift which keeps on giving. Hopefully she will be on the wine with a few vodka chasers tonight. This idiot needs her own show - “One Fat bleep in Chigwell”. Topics: Sweetcorn, Jumble sales, Ghosts, Filtered Photos, Stupidity and failed plastic surgery. If Price can get a TV show LozzaRaptor should also have one.
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Hahahaha yesssssss I was actually just thinking this last night. Like imagine Laureen getting her own car crash tv show, even just a day in the life of Loz with above topics. It would prob be classed as a comedy because she’s bleeping hilarious without even meaning to be, nothing she does makes sense🤣. Like she really is so thick people would genuinely be baffled by her on tv, never mind the fact she’s also a compulsive liar. You know the only reason I think she’s not gone back to towie is because she knows she can’t be her filtered self on it, like people would see the real her, not her ridiculously filtered 12 stone lighter than real life version. I have to confess though (pls don’t judge me) I’d deffo watch a tv show with her in it, think I’d spend most of it spitting my choccy fingers out cackling at her though🤣
 
OldBlondie said:
What in the duck of holy St Elvis are these bum implants. Licherely different sizes and that’s when filtered🤯🤯🤯 Praying we get some (said in David Attenborough voice over) in the wild pics from today. The other people there must have been traumatised from seeing this. Her arse, actually her just in general, is about as sexy as an infected ingrowing toenail🤮 what is she playing at. Love how many scrunchies ran straight here after seeing this. What a bleeping weirdo to be doing, what she thinks is sexy, body shots at a kids play centre. Just when you think Big Thick Loz can’t get any more inappropriate, she has to be totally delusional, no sane person would behave like this 🤦🏼‍♀️
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All the kids having to see that arse in them tights with her gut flabbing out everywhere. They’re gonna have nightmares. Why can’t she wear clothes that suit her body shape. Her friends must dislike her if they let her walk around dressed like that
 
Alex_Jones said:
BFL really is the gift which keeps on giving. Hopefully she will be on the wine with a few vodka chasers tonight. This idiot needs her own show - “One Fat bleep in Chigwell”. Topics: Sweetcorn, Jumble sales, Ghosts, Filtered Photos, Stupidity and failed plastic surgery. If Price can get a TV show LozzaRaptor should also have one.
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‘one fat bleep in Chigwell’ made me howl. If only they could be in a thread title!
 
as the self-proclaimed biggest original star it must piss her right off that she has to sell filthy clothes and all her furniture to get money for lipo she is now back living in the rented furnished flat while the other orignals are living in mansions with Billie gifting her large house to her mum when her mansion is ready it's about time she faced facts that she is too unlikeable to have any more tv work and be a proper mum to her lovely daughter not use her to stay relevant
 
Sunnydaze101 said:
All the kids having to see that arse in them tights with her gut flabbing out everywhere. They’re gonna have nightmares. Why can’t she wear clothes that suit her body shape. Her friends must dislike her if they let her walk around dressed like that
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Everyone must have thought a Silverback gorilla escaped into there with her climbing and big shelf arse up the ladder 😄
 
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