Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

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What in the duck of holy St Elvis are these bum implants. Licherely different sizes and that’s when filtered🤯🤯🤯 Praying we get some (said in David Attenborough voice over) in the wild pics from today. The other people there must have been traumatised from seeing this. Her arse, actually her just in general, is about as sexy as an infected ingrowing toenail🤮 what is she playing at. Love how many scrunchies ran straight here after seeing this. What a bleeping weirdo to be doing, what she thinks is sexy, body shots at a kids play centre. Just when you think Big Thick Loz can’t get any more inappropriate, she has to be totally delusional, no sane person would behave like this 🤦🏼‍♀️
 

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LaTunnel really needs to have a word with her mother. God help those fathers in there today. She's definitely on the prowl!!





 
xyzcba said:
Climbs 3 steps on softplay & says it's a workout 🤣
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Maybe when she changes the jumble sale of horrors page back to her fitness page, she’ll post this to her followers for insperrashon 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

xyzcba said:
This is her trying to pretend she looks like the filters and the latest pap shots at the fireworks are 'photoshopped to make her look bigger'. She does this every time, she's delusional!
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Scrunchies call it everytime, I’m only surprised she waited as long as today to do it
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
LaTunnel really needs to have a word with her mother. God help those fathers in there today. She's definitely on the prowl!!
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She's sweating like a pig in the last video, which usually happens, when she has to ` move `🐽🐽 .... lets switch this over ... If a man were behaving this way, in a children's play area, taking dodgy pics/videos, of his arse ... we all know what ` rightly ` would happen, so why is no one calling her out on this? why is it acceptable to behave in a sexual manner where children are playing ... I would have gone to security, to call the police, and let them deal with her😡 she`s absolutely vile, with zero fuckin boundaries .... even a thick twit like her, knows there are certain things, you NEVER do around children, or their play areas🤬
 
Anna666 said:
She's sweating like a pig in the last video, which usually happens, when she has to ` move `🐽🐽 .... lets switch this over ... If a man were behaving this way, in a children's play area, taking dodgy pics/videos, of his arse ... we all know what ` rightly ` would happen, so why is no one calling her out on this? why is it acceptable to behave in a sexual manner where children are playing ... I would have gone to security, to call the police, and let them deal with her😡 she`s absolutely vile, with zero fuckin boundaries
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Hope you are ok today Anna, thinking of you ❤ ❤ ❤ 🥰 🥰 🥰
 
Nelly's mum said:
She has a really dodgy obsession with her arse - all the arse pics, BBL (I don't care what she says, that's not natural!), twerking tiktoks, hints about anal.
What is that all about, she's not right in the head, it's not even a nice arse 🤮🤪
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Anal? 🤣🤣🤣 Not physically possible it’s arse would prevent rear entry and her gunt must be ginormous for any other options. duck knows what Cheap Charlie saw in that fucker other than endless roast dinners. Imagine, in fact don’t, living with it day in day out, the empty headed tit it must spout must be incredible.
 
Hannah2291 said:
Please can a scrunchie take one for the team and go to Lakeside for some wild pics?! This is not to be missed 😂 she’s actually taking ass shots of herself climbing on the kids play area
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Would Lacanidivorsemyma even go up that ladder?? Is she too young to climb? (Don’t have kids wouldnt have a clue) Or did the beast just climb up it to to get an Ass pic?
 
xyzcba said:
Climbs 3 steps on softplay & says it's a workout 🤣

How long was she stood there picking a filter, arching her back and breathing in trying to look sexy, at a playground?! She's so desperate and thirsty it's beyond embarrassing.

This is her trying to pretend she looks like the filters and the latest pap shots at the fireworks are 'photoshopped to make her look bigger'. She does this every time, she's delusional!
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She's like an old mangey moggy on heat :sick:
Wish someone would send her a dildo or cucumber or something bc she ain't getting any more fellas with her horror face and blimp body.
 
BFL really is the gift which keeps on giving. Hopefully she will be on the wine with a few vodka chasers tonight. This idiot needs her own show - “One Fat bleep in Chigwell”. Topics: Sweetcorn, Jumble sales, Ghosts, Filtered Photos, Stupidity and failed plastic surgery. If Price can get a TV show LozzaRaptor should also have one.
 
lamaitresse said:
Can imagine Bet Lynch wearing that.. If she decided to become a superhero:oops:The girl behind her looks quite disgusted!
And, that arse!! (from the DM story). Seems Loz doesn't have curves, she has corners.
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Nice to see Larose having fun, and giggling!! (I fecking hate it that Lauren constantly calls her "bubba" in her dopey whine - Loz has such an insincere voice when she's recording their interactions). Larose gets more exercise than her mum!

Of course, Lauren should be safeguarding her kid from the OnlyFans wanking chimps, but, she never will. Sigh.

And yeah, acting sexay at a toddler's softplay - there should be a mandatory prison sentence for that (at least an overnighter, confiscating her phone and cutting off her internet would be great, but we'd have nothing to laugh at). Imagine it was a guy mugging into his phone selfie camera trying to look "hot"!

What a cretin. It's always about Lauren, even a day out with her daughter.
 
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