Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

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CrazyBaldhead said:
Lozza and LaBigBreakfast out and about in Loughton. Come on Lozza, are we going to be spoilt with the roast dinner and goose fat potatoes today?

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No I’m sorry but why does she feel the need to filter LaPleasedontgivemeAnewface’s face, noticed she did it on firework pics the other night too🤦🏼‍♀️? What hope does LaNofilterplease ever have of living any kind of normal life when she’s filtered constantly, and it’ll be all she’s ever known😩. Also hope we get treated to some stories of a (hopefully) wine filled big mumma cooking a big helfy roast dinner, although that’s again unfortunate for poor Lamassiveportions, unless ofc all those extra plates are indeed a romantic dinner for two for her and the ghost 🤣
 
OldBlondie said:
No I’m sorry but why does she feel the need to filter LaPleasedontgivemeAnewface’s face, noticed she did it on firework pics the other night too🤦🏼‍♀️? What hope does LaNofilterplease ever have of living any kind of normal life when she’s filtered constantly, and it’ll be all she’s ever known😩. Also hope we get treated to some stories of a (hopefully) wine filled big mumma cooking a big helfy roast dinner, although that’s again unfortunate for poor Lamassiveportions, unless ofc all those extra plates are indeed a romantic dinner for two for her and the ghost 🤣
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Shameful isn't it :mad:
 
maggisojuicy said:
Where's her nose gone?!
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Maybe .5 took it with him when he left🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

slinkywinky said:
Del Gel 😂😂
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Can’t claim the credit for that one, was another poster that came up with it I think it’s soooooooo hilarious though🤣🤣🤣

CrazyBaldhead said:
This filter is weapons grade!! 🤣 Nice to see LaLakeside having fun!
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La Lakeside 🤣🤣🤣 killed me off that one. Can someone PLEASE explain how Cone arse managed to fit herself inside the tunnel🤯🤯🤯 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Fs can’t believe she’s turned the pram back round too🤦🏼‍♀️ is Laiamsickofseeingyourbigmoonface EVER going to get to see her surroundings whilst in that pram 😩
 

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Micernice said:
I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this, but why has she got so many different shoe sizes.

Some are 4, some are 6 and some 7. I know some people vary between 2 sizes but how is she cramming her hooves in a size 4 shoe?
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Her flip flops always seemed to be two sizes too small with half her foot hanging over the back of them

OldBlondie said:
Maybe .5 took it with him when he left🤷🏼‍♀️🤣


Can’t claim the credit for that one, was another poster that came up with it I think it’s soooooooo hilarious though🤣🤣🤣


La Lakeside 🤣🤣🤣 killed me off that one. Can someone PLEASE explain how Cone arse managed to fit herself inside the tunnel🤯🤯🤯 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Fs can’t believe she’s turned the pram back round too🤦🏼‍♀️ is Laiamsickofseeingyourbigmoonface EVER going to get to see her surroundings in that pram 😩
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Ah she's done that so LaWhoderfuckareyou cannot forget what her bewful Mumma looks like
 
Rita Chevrolet said:
Her flip flops always seemed to be two sizes too small with half her foot hanging over the back of them


Ah she's done that so LaWhoderfuckareyou cannot forget what her bewful Mumma looks like
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Hahahaha LaWhoderfuckareyou, dead🤣🤣🤣. But seriously who on earth would manage to forget that big moon face, it’s the stuff nightmares are made of🤣 You’d think she’d realise that Laforwardfacingpramis sick of looking at it, especially when she gives her the looks of contempt that she does, the look of contempt she has for her big deformed arse mumma here has had me in stitches for days🤣🤣🤣
 

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Micernice said:
I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this, but why has she got so many different shoe sizes.

Some are 4, some are 6 and some 7. I know some people vary between 2 sizes but how is she cramming her hooves in a size 4 shoe?
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I thought she might be selling stuff for her mates but she hasn’t got any. Maybe she's offloading dodgy gear for one of her 'bad boy' contacts?
 
OldBlondie said:
Maybe .5 took it with him when he left🤷🏼‍♀️🤣


Can’t claim the credit for that one, was another poster that came up with it I think it’s soooooooo hilarious though🤣🤣🤣


La Lakeside 🤣🤣🤣 killed me off that one. Can someone PLEASE explain how Cone arse managed to fit herself inside the tunnel🤯🤯🤯 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Fs can’t believe she’s turned the pram back round too🤦🏼‍♀️ is Laiamsickofseeingyourbigmoonface EVER going to get to see her surroundings whilst in that pram 😩
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I thought you meant the Dartford Tunnel 🤣
 
The sexy shots at a children’s play area are 👌🏼 lol.

Also, Lamymumsoldallmyclothes is definitely not in size 2-3 years 😭😭 was that a joke?? She is a regular sized toddler for her age. I find toddler & baby sizing so weird everywhere I go, my toddler still fits some 12-18m stuff whilst also wearing 18-24m+ stuff so unless the18-24m clothes are somehow weirdly sized, BYG just wants the ££
 
Climbs 3 steps on softplay & says it's a workout 🤣

How long was she stood there picking a filter, arching her back and breathing in trying to look sexy, at a playground?! She's so desperate and thirsty it's beyond embarrassing.

This is her trying to pretend she looks like the filters and the latest pap shots at the fireworks are 'photoshopped to make her look bigger'. She does this every time, she's delusional!
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
This filter is weapons grade!! 🤣 Nice to see LaLakeside having fun!
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Lil La`UsainBolt is very fast on her feetssss once she gets going 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ .... how the duck will ` BIGGGGGG chain smoke 60 rothmans a day, LUMPY enormous butt implants, which have flipped inside out ..... lozzzzzz ` .... weighed down by her FAT deformed ARSE ..... catch her, without causing herself some medical emergency, for moving too fast with all her BULK! flopping around in all directions as she ` tries ` the catch up ( that would be a horror movie to witness and a danger to those in close proximity! ) ..... she's a health and safety hazard 🤷‍♀️🥴
 
Hannah2291 said:
Please can a scrunchie take one for the team and go to Lakeside for some wild pics?! This is not to be missed 😂 she’s actually taking ass shots of herself climbing on the kids play area
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She has a really dodgy obsession with her arse - all the arse pics, BBL (I don't care what she says, that's not natural!), twerking tiktoks, hints about anal.
What is that all about, she's not right in the head, it's not even a nice arse 🤮🤪
 
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