Anna666
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She is such a bleeping liar ` only worn once ` ..... Ive seen her wearing these on her size 8 man sized ` floppers ` more than ONCE and she wants 500 quid! 
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Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers
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Jaymar139
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Omg I'm sitting here wetting myself .Sorry I'm very late tonight, been busy all day.x
New thread❤
As I can't reply in the last thread I thank scrunchies for their comments on my last picx
Lionel Blair pic made Love Pom
"Time for new shoes" thinks Lionel as his finding his old ones not very comfy anymore.
The last time he was on Give Us a Clue he started getting awful bunions.
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After looking in the Yellow Pages and having no luck, Lionel decided to transport in his time machine to the early 21st century and managed to get online and find the BYG website.
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" They a bit too flamboyant for me" thought Lionel but then thought he may as well buy them, they be more roomy on his feet.
Once transported back to the early 80s Lionel was back on Give Us a Clue again showing off in front of Micheal Aspel and the two teams in his new shoes.
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What he didn't notice was the muffled laughter from everyone in the studio and the audience at the monstrosities he was wearing on his feet.
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.thanks pombleeping pig in a wigShe stretches everything she wears to oblivion,
In the one pic her ass looks like a tit ..wtaf ..https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...puts-figure-display-tight-black-leggings.html
Ohhhh dear
( that deformed arse though ... only surgery could fix that mess, the implants look like they've moved ... almost looks painful, and its her boasting point ... she wonders why odd bod has moved in with flat arsed elvis
) come on DM, we needed the usual 90plus photos, these few are not cutting it, for a lozzzasarous in the WILD exclusive
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Tethys
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No, anybody with eyes can see she's not a size 2-3 years. That commenter has issues with weight. We all joke about it on here but then there's always that one that takes it too far. I saw it too and shook my head. Insulting a toddler says more about the commenter. If you sort the Lauren Goodger comments by most liked, the first few pages are people telling Alex Jones that his/her comment is too far. (Crowbag before you come at me, I'm talking about two individual people, not everyone).The sexy shots at a children’s play area arelol.
Also, Lamymumsoldallmyclothes is definitely not in size 2-3 yearswas that a joke?? She is a regular sized toddler for her age. I find toddler & baby sizing so weird everywhere I go, my toddler still fits some 12-18m stuff whilst also wearing 18-24m+ stuff so unless the18-24m clothes are somehow weirdly sized, BYG just wants the ££
Lol. I thought so too. She's on the hunt for a dad.
Jaymar139
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That post about motherhood has made me cry ..I usually cry eith laughter on here but this one has realy got me ..probably cuz I'm a mom to a 7 year old daughter and I've got PMS.
And by the way loz ur a twit ..
Alex_Jones
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Now check out that designer arse… designed by Stevie Wonder and the Blind Cobblers Band.
A spade is a spade. No filters or fucked mirrors here. The truth hurts, especially when you live a lie of a life. LozzaRaptor uses LorStupidName for attention just like she has done the deceased baby, Jake the Ghost and Cheap Charlie. I think that and BFL behaviour in general speaks volumes more than any comments on here.
Now check out that designer arse… designed by Stevie Wonder and the Blind Cobblers Band.
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Crapbagchrissie
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He is not gormless looking enough and can close his mouth, something Charlie boy cannot do with his comedy knashers
CrazyBaldhead
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No that's the father of the little girl she filmed without permission.
I haven’t logged into tattle in like a year but I’ve been reading this thread for months. Got to say I had to log in today to comment. 1) I’ve been absolutely howling at the LaRoast LaLakeside comments . 2) why does she think it’s appropriate to use a child’s soft play to take sneaky videos of her deformed arse! She honestly needs help 
. 2) why does she think it’s appropriate to use a child’s soft play to take sneaky videos of her deformed arse! She honestly needs help
Jaymar139
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The woman in the background stopped in her tracks thinking what a self obsessed vile creature that is on the play area ..is it tinky winky ,has a siverback escaped from the local zoo..someone needs to recommend tattle to her so she can truly understand what the duck shes stumbled upon..Please can a scrunchie take one for the team and go to Lakeside for some wild pics?! This is not to be missedshe’s actually taking ass shots of herself climbing on the kids play area
LaTunnel really needs to have a word with her mother. God help those fathers in there today. She's definitely on the prowl!!
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Ok this just sums her up doesnt it .she makes my stomach turn ,no wonder shes got no friends or no bloke ..
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Tethys
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Fair enough Alex. You have every right to your opinion. It's just not my cup of tea and I'm sure mine isn't yours.
Tethys
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Yes, looks a lot like him. I think that's why she was filming
Notredamn
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I would watch it. Nothing much would ever happen as she’s so boring, but she would bugger up every mundane thing in a catalogue of hilarious improbable errors. She’s like mr Bean. Only is less self-aware and makes even less verbal senseHahahaha yesssssss I was actually just thinking this last night. Like imagine Laureen getting her own car crash tv show, even just a day in the life of Loz with above topics. It would prob be classed as a comedy because she’s bleeping hilarious without even meaning to be, nothing she does makes sense
Pampered Pam
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that photo where she has managed to trap a bloke into bed is it, Lotan Carter, if it is he should run for the hills he will never get rid of the bunny boiler
Tethys
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The Loz-in-wild pictures always throw me off guard. Not because of the shelf arse, it's the petite slanted forehead that has me scratching my head (pun unintended). It explains the lack of shame, inability to fluently speak her one and only language, lack of decorum, etc. She's not a fully evolved human, that's my conclusion. 
Hear me out...
Granny Coke was the last of her kind. An extinct hominid wiped out by Homo Sapiens. She survived because she happened to be frozen by freak chance hundreds of thousands of years ago. She thawed out with the changes in climate, met a human male (BYG's dad) and the rest is history.
Larose is bright beyond her years and is very aware her mother and granny are idiots, hence she always has that FML expression on her face. She also thankfully hasn't inherited much of their pre-human genes.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. This would be Lozza in her natural environment (with some stolen microwaves of course)
Hear me out...
Granny Coke was the last of her kind. An extinct hominid wiped out by Homo Sapiens. She survived because she happened to be frozen by freak chance hundreds of thousands of years ago. She thawed out with the changes in climate, met a human male (BYG's dad) and the rest is history.
Larose is bright beyond her years and is very aware her mother and granny are idiots, hence she always has that FML expression on her face. She also thankfully hasn't inherited much of their pre-human genes.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. This would be Lozza in her natural environment (with some stolen microwaves of course)
OldBlondie
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Pom you have truly out done yourself, I’ve honestly just nearly fallen of the chair
this is absolutely amazing, probably my favourite ever… Lamurdershewrote deceased. On a serious note though let’s all hope little L does actually to grow up and be successful, unlike her waster fake mother. Imagine if this inspired her to become a murder mystery writer when she’s olderHaha yes this is exactly what I mean. Can you imagine it could be the Chronicles ofI would watch it. Nothing much would ever happen as she’s so boring, but she would bugger up every mundane thing in a catalogue of hilarious improbable errors. She’s like mr Bean. Only is less self-aware and makes even less verbal sense
Sorry couldn’t help myself
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Kitty-Kat
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I would watch it. Nothing much would ever happen as she’s so boring, but she would bugger up every mundane thing in a catalogue of hilarious improbable errors. She’s like mr Bean. Only is less self-aware and makes even less verbal sense
One of those where you'd have a shot every time she, I dunno, took a selfie?
Nah scrap that, you'd be paralytic before the first advert...
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