Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer

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PapaLazarou said:
How the hell do you pronounce her child's name ???
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“LawoSex”




Ooooof scrunchies. We are being trolled so hard I feel the burn….. exhibit A- the hairband on her hamfist… tis small but 🧐 as a dedicated team scrunch member…. I feel obligated to scrutinise in detail.
 

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HeCannitSeeMan said:
“LawoSex”




Ooooof scrunchies. We are being trolled so hard I feel the burn….. exhibit A- the hairband on her hamfist… tis small but 🧐 as a dedicated team scrunch member…. I feel obligated to scrutinise in detail.
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Filtered to duck as per. Who the hell is that on the right? What a load of rubbish all this doula tit is. I hope she's being paid? I wouldn't want to see Lozza in childbirth. 🤢
 
HeCannitSeeMan said:
“LawoSex”




Ooooof scrunchies. We are being trolled so hard I feel the burn….. exhibit A- the hairband on her hamfist… tis small but 🧐 as a dedicated team scrunch member…. I feel obligated to scrutinise in detail.
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“Shared with permission” because who would dare share a picture of the ultimate BYG unfiltered, raw and in the flesh like the greasy mammoth she is. She’s got to filter the picture to death first before she shows off her bewful, petite features!
 
St37 said:
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Does that mean she’s gone into labour or am I over analysing ?
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Maybe, LaZyspa has been given enough Happy Meals to keep her comatose til she starts a paper round, Chaz is starting to "giddyup" for orsey playtime and the elf azzard birfin pool (having been hauled into the annicks) has had a few compeeds stuck on the side to stem the leaks that will inevitably happen when our BYG launches herself into it. DebbieDownaDoola will be at the other end of the street with a megaphone (no actual space in the manger for her shouting "Floppy Face, Floppy fanny" as you do in Upminster on a Tuesday night. (you need to check her out to understand!)
 
Clickbait said:
I really wish I hadn’t seen that whilst eating my lunch 🤢 She’s done a FaceApp filter and applied a young filter on top.

When has she ever ‘centred herself in gratitude’?! All she does is moan about how hard she has it. Does she really have no concept of what life will be like with a newborn and a toddler? No more time for lolloping in her pit getting free acupuncture and massages when Larose is mobile and the baby needs attention.

Perhaps we should create a sweepstake for how long it will be until she gets her first blow dry post-birth?
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She'll be pushin that chav chariot wiv the two baby gels round the nail and bewty salons of Essex before her stitches have healed. Laorse was treated to the toxic fumes from the get go so Luckyheather as to av the same opportuniy.
 
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