Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer

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minamoon said:
Oh for duck sake, not another yewchube channel that’ll never be anything. What has this talentless gonk have to offer the world? A single dad of two kids whose only minuscule claim to fame is that he dipped his floppy wick in the bisto kid, the demure and obviously very classy Katy bloody price and the BFG (Big fat gel). Paying them in spin the wheel of horrors vouchers or OF discounts, Ch’arge?

What sort of wonders could he showcase on YouTube? The mine boggles, but I have come up with a few ideas…

1) Where to find z-lister celebs to shag and impregnate so you can live off free stuff and takeaways.
2) Tips and tricks on how to get it up when your monster girlfriend looks like a Woolley mammoth.
3) A comprehensive step-by-step guide on how to become a ball.
4) Farmyard births in the stable! Tips and tricks to help your pregnant partner birth a la’foal in the corner of a barn.

there ya go, chazza. I’ll give you content ideas. My PayPal is; [email protected].

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Oh god, it's not the impending birth, is it..🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
 
Perhaps she'd be thinking of getting a Live-Out au pair instead as its cheaper than a fully qualified Nanny.
She wouldn't want some pretty young thing walking about her gaff tempting Ch/Arg though and I bet she'd choose some big heffalump "just in case", (although he seems to like big old heffalumps dunneee???)
 
A nanny 😂 why?! So she can go to work 😂😭😄

orgasms in birth - yeah right. I vomited on my husband and had a 3 cm cut made to get the baby’s head out. My Mum had to help me in and out of the shower in the hospital and because of the cut I had to wash my hair in anti bacterial hand wash. It took 20 minutes to pull a comb through the birds nest that created 😂 I didn’t think about orgasms for a longgggg time after baby… I had to use jumbo pads for weeks 😭 of course our bewful gel will be on OF within 3 days.

as for chunky Chas drinking protein powder and monster, whaat, surely he’s on keto at this point, but he eats too many carbs to burn fat? It’s not rocket science. Eat less tit, calorie deficit, weight off. It will be interest to see how Loz eats after she’s popped. Dieting whilst BF isn’t recommended but you lose weight anyway with an active healthy lifestyle. So she’s fucked basically.
 
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smellyfootballboots said:
She sounded so happy with her freebies too! - Not!
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Couldn't have sounded more bored if she tried.

"Neva had a leak wiv em" erm pretty sure there was a poonami on your widescreen couch not so long ago that you had to beg to be cleaned 🤔
 
Bloody brass neck of him. Did the pair of them bond over their shared sense of entitlement?! WHY would someone successful in making online content need his pocket money in exchange for the invaluable advice they could offer. Why do none of these eejits want to learn for themselves? Everything handed to them is what they want. The point of being a content creator is….being a content creator! If you can’t do it, then do something else, prat!

(I’m catching up) they’re so not together and she’s whipping him up eggs 😂. She’s one of those no-self-esteem, pick-me ‘we’re mature co-parenting exes’ boundaryless exes who will keep the door and her legs open for him on a Sunday morning after he’s been out banging the night before. Get a grip Big Loz
 
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