maggisojuicy
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Ahh I see Charles has made his signature dish; several mini fillets on a bed of lettuce, topped with grated cheese and mayo 
Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer
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HeCannitSeeMan
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Chas is giving very much…
At 9 I’ll have fish
At 10 I’ll have a rice cake,
11 I’ll have me fish, with a rice cake”
cuz that pathetic salad is all he scoffs when he’s bein elfy
At 9 I’ll have fish
At 10 I’ll have a rice cake,
11 I’ll have me fish, with a rice cake”
cuz that pathetic salad is all he scoffs when he’s bein elfy
Silly-old-Slapper
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Mmmmm bit peckish meself now you've mentioned it!
annabelle_bronstein
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as long as it IS mayoAhh I see Charles has made his signature dish; several mini fillets on a bed of lettuce, topped with grated cheese and mayo
zebraflow2
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Big Lozza needs to stop going there with the "my bewful gel is so perfic and speshal" narrative because it's just a pack of lies. Never had nappy rash? With all the rolls that poor kid has? What planet are you on girl!Of course lawoes has never had nappy rash. Just like she’s crawling and your still breastfeeding.
Silly-old-Slapper
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Lauren Goodger #61 A Floppy face & Flappy fanny gives R Loz Birgasms with Doula & Chazzy
Not sticking up for her but my little one is a few weeks older than Larose and she’s been in size 5 at least a month. She’s not got Michelin man rolls But she’s super tall she’s on the highest centile for her height and people think she’s over 1 because of it!
CrazyBaldhead
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Will need to get carers in and a solid hoist to move the lump!She’s got a while then
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CrazyBaldhead
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That's the starters!!!
the slosher KP
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She’s a massive cringe. All the bullshit she comes out with is embarrassing and pathetic.Big Lozza needs to stop going there with the "my bewful gel is so perfic and speshal" narrative because it's just a pack of lies. Never had nappy rash? With all the rolls that poor kid has? What planet are you on girl!
Mikesqueen
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I would fxxkin PAY to see that pic alongside her current lumpy prolapsed shelf arse she has nowperfect she is NOT
Good thing she is having a water birth with her big arse! Poor baby would have felt like it was dropping from a building when she is born!
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ishaggedhughjackman
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I used these wipes and mine got a really bad rash. The better ones are Water Wipes, albeit that they are a bit pricey.Of course lawoes has never had nappy rash. Just like she’s crawling and your still breastfeeding.
Mine's the same age as LaHorse and he's in size 3... size 5s are HUGE
Mikesqueen
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Very early thread suggestion: Lauren Goodger #61:
Floppy face floppy fanny, Lazy Loz’ll want more than one nanny.
Floppy face floppy fanny, Lazy Loz’ll want more than one nanny.
My son was also probably in 5 at that age but he’s been off the charts for height. Lastopfeedingmesomuch is the size of most 3 year olds because her disgusting mother feeds her to keep her complacent and quiet
She will have seriousl chub rub when she is eventually mobile. Wait till she is and Lauren has a new born. All we will see is constant moaning. Like she is the first person ever to have two babies and deserves an mbe. Fat Chaz will duck off again so nanny crack will move back in and they will both be bang on the sniff. Sharing their 5 quid note to sniff itBig Lozza needs to stop going there with the "my bewful gel is so perfic and speshal" narrative because it's just a pack of lies. Never had nappy rash? With all the rolls that poor kid has? What planet are you on girl!
AlwightDallin
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Cheese and mayo is not elfy food Chazza, just because you plop food on top of a few leaves does not mean it’s a low calorie salad!
I still think they fell out for a bit, hence why hechoked cooked his chicken elsewhere recently. There’s no one as scorned as a z list celeb posting inspirational quotes on insta.
I still think they fell out for a bit, hence why he
Anna666
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So he ` now ` starts preparing food, he thinks is ` EELLFYYY ` for his BIGGGGGG woolly MAMOUTH!!! ..... Odd bod .... she is 22 months .. YEAR OLD ` pregacy ` which makes it a bit late in the game to get her eating ` elffyyyy .... IN IT ` some fried manky chicken, sitting in a bed of a few pre-packaged lettuce leaves, sprinkled in grated cheddar ... smoothed in full fat dressing, aint gonna make the slightest bit of difference to her MORBID OBESITY or ELFFFFFFF 
..... ( It really does not get THICKER than these two planks ... its honestly scary, that cretins like this are allowed to breed
) ... once the 2nd coming ... lil la`lanacanelambrusco arrives ... you will both continue stuffing your fat faces with take away crap, using the excuse ... you have a new baby ... plus la`chunkychipswivporkchops to look after and there's no time to cook 
` some fried manky chicken, sitting in a bed of a few pre-packaged lettuce leaves, sprinkled in grated cheddar ... smoothed in full fat dressing, aint gonna make the slightest bit of difference to her MORBID OBESITY or ELFFFFFFF ..... ( It really does not get THICKER than these two planks ... its honestly scary, that cretins like this are allowed to breed ) ... once the 2nd coming ... lil la`lanacanelambrusco arrives ... you will both continue stuffing your fat faces with take away crap, using the excuse ... you have a new baby ... plus la`chunkychipswivporkchops to look after and there's no time to cook Attachments
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CrazyBaldhead
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I'll leave this one here! I reckon there was a sink nearby (2020).
Blowup80
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Gotta be an unripe banana shoved down front of those boxers?
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