Carrington31
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Dad the dish is going it alone as ‘Charles can’t make it’. What is charlie boy doing exactly to miss the opportunity of making deep friend baby bells?! There is NOTHING to do at the moment!
Lauren Goodger #17 MILF, WILF or just plain filth, get outta that bed Lozza!
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lalalanded
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How is her bump SMALLER than it was for the Now shoot???
Norfolking Good
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Her bump is upside down! How does that work as it’s below her ribs and nowhere near her pelvis?? Those young gel genes kicking in again!
Katie8ee
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Shockarooni this is what Big Loz does with every single endeavour she undertakes. Pair of absolute wasters.
The new article is so pointless she needs a stylist.
geordiegirl
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Again the outfit is horrid but at least she’s covered up 
No wonder nobody was bothered about buying them... wonder how much the DM paid then as v late in the day!
No wonder nobody was bothered about buying them... wonder how much the DM paid then as v late in the day!
Oh so she scrapped the ‘raw and real influencer’ thing then. Ffs why does she even bother, she knows people know it’s fake! Especially as she/Craig read on here ...
Facehugger
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Good grief, not quite what I had in mind but at least there's no bare arse and nipples like chapel hat pegs thank christ. Still doing the trainers hey Lozza
Hollywood 2 and makeup 3 are her go to look
Facehugger
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She must be a shapeshifter
how much do you think she actually got for this in the end?
Orangeinessex
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Oooof.
I've got consistent and multi year form for wearing the wrong thing at any given time and thats without being pregnant.
She makes me look like I got it right Every. Bloody. Time.
It should genuinely be illegal to edit this much (edit: as in you should have to declare it a bit like when they do an ad). It’s actually infuriating to look at her smug face in the new pics, when we know full well she actually looks like this. Then she bleats on about mental health, comparing yourself to others and being ‘reeewl’ on social media. Vain hypocrite as always.
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Bee kind
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He’s gonna be busy defending Loz over at the DM comments section all night
At least she’s switched it up a little bit, her new accessory is a half eaten Oreo as a pose to the normal ‘phone’ or ‘water bottle’Oh so she scrapped the ‘raw and real influencer’ thing then. Ffs why does she even bother, she knows people know it’s fake! Especially as she/Craig read on here ...
Katie8ee
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It's an Oreo!!! Thank you! I couldn't work out what it was! Managed to peel herself out her bed but had to carry an Oreo incase she needs a snack on her pap stroll.He’s gonna be busy defending Loz over at the DM comments section all night
At least she’s switched it up a little bit, her new accessory is a half eaten Oreo as a pose to the normal ‘phone’ or ‘water bottle’
Benhameensmummy
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Is it just me, or does it look like there’s no bump there now at all? Considering her uterus wouldn’t be that high up still at 20 weeks, there’s not much to see! Completely different to her other pictures
Bee kind
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She reminds me of Ronald McDonald in this pic
. So I take it, this it’s the real bump now, and not the bigger fake one from 5 weeks back 
Bee kind
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Where’s she going??????View attachment 465367 q
Is it just me, or does it look like there’s no bump there now at all? Considering her uterus wouldn’t be that high up still at 20 weeks, there’s not much to see! Completely different to her other pictures
I don’t know what offends me more, her posture, her weird ass or the nylon
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Exactly. It’s not a bump, it’s mostly just from being overweight. It’s quite square and as you say high up. I’m not even trying to be rude, I’ve been fairly overweight in the past myself and my stomach was exactly like that- it’s visceral fat around your boobs and rib cage, a very common place especially for women to pile it on.View attachment 465367 q
Is it just me, or does it look like there’s no bump there now at all? Considering her uterus wouldn’t be that high up still at 20 weeks, there’s not much to see! Completely different to her other pictures
Again as you say, if it was a bump it would be lower down where her uterus is. She’s basically just letting it all hang out because now she’s pregnant no one can say it’s just because she’s fat.
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