Lauren Goodger #17 MILF, WILF or just plain filth, get outta that bed Lozza!

[Chi4]

That loose women interview when she said ‘I look more like my Instagram’... it’s actual delusion. I feel bad for her in a slight way as when I was at uni I put on 2 stone and never saw it and always thought I was still slim etc till I saw real pics. The difference is she has an ego the size of Mars so she thinks it’s just bad angles and the paps editing her to look big. Scary levels of delusion and lack of self awareness

Her hormones are so strong she's bending fences in the wake of her enormous shum (shelf-bum #copyright) Remarkable.

I'm glad at the very least she's taken heed of our comments on her usually painfully short trousers - though in true Big Loz style she's missed the mark completely and gone too far the other way with these.

Isn't it odd/interesting that things we say on here get taken note of & acted upon - it's like an episode of Black Mirror; zzz-lister is puppeted by online forums for £200 pics. What a life

They should do a black mirror lozza special , compete with the cartoon character, like a clairbella character very soon she will end up like that if she doesn’t stop editing !

At this point I’m just so confused why does she do it?! Is this the ONLY way she can get herself in the papers, why do they buy the pics and print stories, Isit just like filler content? ... does she genuinely believe she looks the way she does when she completely filters her appearance? If she’s not making much money from it what’s the point (unless she just likes seeing herself on the DM and believing it was a real stalker pap because she’s Just SO famous) Why would anyone open themselves upto SO much scrutiny while pregnant, she seems to be the ONLY one who does these random set up ‘pap’ walks lol it’s actually really sad now tbh

You are forgetting one that’s regularly in the DM !? Lizzie Cundy perhaps her and lozza could do a lunch date ( once we are let out again ) and get papped wearing matching daft outfits !

 

[Emmie81]

If money is to be made on IG - the paps ( she has really ruined that word for me) should gather together and set up a real picture page with all these narcs - I’d pay an monthly membership for her and the GC alone - especially if there was their edited version on the swipe right, explaining the editing software and what was edited

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I and many others have done set ups for years. It's in the editors code that you are not allowed to manipulate or touch a picture. We are all honest that's one thing about us. Craig is the only one who does it and people are scared of upsetting him as he is known to be very spiteful but there's so much talk from paps that we want to be represented properly and not fake news. So we are trying to get as many as we can to send a complaint of all the previous photo shopped sets as it's not on. It's so frustrating.


Definitely not. Back in the day yes. Not now. We've done it so many times over the years it's nothing new. Those days are over so not worth our time. Yes she does.

starting to really hate moleman. He’s only got a handful of zzz-listers. Who does he think he is.

 

[roseturntupnose]

To craig and lauren,
Just a few tips for your next set up
- wear clothes that fit
- dont edit laurens face to look unrecognisable (we all know what she looks like and you're just embarrassing yourselves)
- stick to a theme for your influencing e.g cartoon sex "symbol" or unedited and honest, you cant mix both
- tell lauren to own her body, wed like her a lot more, not that you care about that, but she'd also get a lot more work this way, brands might actually want to work with her, which means more money for the both of you. Brands dont want to work for a narcissistic vain photoshopped cgi cartoon
- make sure you get your preg dates right, you're embarrassing yourselves. I know lauren believes any news is good news but REALLY?? Do you want to be a uk laughing stock???
Lots of love,
Rose Turntupnose
Agent Advisor to UK Celebriiys

 

[CentralLine]

I and many others have done set ups for years. It's in the editors code that you are not allowed to manipulate or touch a picture. We are all honest that's one thing about us. Craig is the only one who does it and people are scared of upsetting him as he is known to be very spiteful but there's so much talk from paps that we want to be represented properly and not fake news. So we are trying to get as many as we can to send a complaint of all the previous photo shopped sets as it's not on. It's so frustrating.


Definitely not. Back in the day yes. Not now. We've done it so many times over the years it's nothing new. Those days are over so not worth our time. Yes she does.

There’s no way that backgrid/Craig fella can get away with it for much longer. She looks so computer generated it’s beyond a joke.

 

[mrbusiness]

What app does she use to give her the Jessica alves faceover?
I want a go

 

[xyzcba]

What app does she use to give her the Jessica alves faceover?
I want a go

I think it's Facetune, but obviously the paid/ premium version for extra glossy fakeness.

You can literally do it on your phone, might explain why it's done so poorly as she probably needs glasses the amount of time she stares at herself (cartoon version) on a screen, but is too vain to wear them.

 

[Fifthavenue]

How would the complaints ensure it’s taken more seriously? Genuine question. I don’t get how they work to be honest.

IPSO is the top of it all and makes the rules in publishing. That's where celebrities can go to as well to put a legal out if sufficient grounds.

What happens with the IPSO complaints then, would that be against a specific media outlet consistently posting heavily edited pictures, or is this to build up a case for images being labelled as edited in future across all media outlets?

Yes with the complaint you have to put the outlet so it would be Daily Mail, The Sun etc as they clearly know they have been edited but happy to publish innacurate photos. Nothing should be labelled edited as it isn't allowed.

If money is to be made on IG - the paps ( she has really ruined that word for me) should gather together and set up a real picture page with all these narcs - I’d pay an monthly membership for her and the GC alone - especially if there was their edited version on the swipe right, explaining the editing software and what was edited

I can do that for you myself haha. No money to be made though and we have enough in our library for these already.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Hello chums....just popping over from Skanky Flaps thread. I like to read here when KP boils my piss . Lozza has been given the deviantart.com treatment . I'd like to see these in The Daily Fail etc for a change

 

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