Lauren Goodger #17 MILF, WILF or just plain filth, get outta that bed Lozza!

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Why is big Loz the Benjamin button of baby bumps??!! At this rate, come the birth , the egg & sperm will have separated & when she has a push, Oddbods jizz will just fly out & back into the nearest sink💦💦💦
 
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Why is big Loz the Benjamin button of baby bumps??!! At this rate, come the birth , the egg & sperm will have separated & when she has a push, Oddbods jizz will just fly out & back into the nearest sink💦💦💦
This is the post of 2021 for me. I'm howling!!!

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Them bloody wonky fences follow her 🙄, as do her fuzzy edges 😏
And why are all those loose trousers she wears always hiked right up to her fanny? Clingy where it counts eh Lauren?
 
she really has been taking tips. The trousers aren't halfway up her leg anymore. Here's another tip, Loz: it's better to look rough or a bit unphotogenic in pictures because then when people see you theyll think 'bloody hell she looks great', as opposed to never measuring up to your photos and the reaction being 'what the bleeping hell has happened here then my eyes my eyes'
Poor old chaz is probably too tired from actual real life grafting to be pissing around deepfrying dairy disks with that lippy chef and who can blame him?
 
Very talented isn’t she....it’s not even round in this one 🤦‍♀️View attachment 465433 q

I legit have a bigger bump and I’m not pregnant. She looked more pregnant in her reveal for New magazine! What a bleeping Bellend. How can Chaz’s family be proud that he got this crazed witch who is literally the biggest catfish going and will fill her child’s head with absolute nonsense 🙉
 
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