Lauren Goodger #17 MILF, WILF or just plain filth, get outta that bed Lozza!

[geordiegirl]

She’s awake again guys before 9am! Not out of bed but awake Her birthday message to whoever it is doesn’t make sense but hey ho it was early for her

 

[Noelc]

“Boiled water” well done for knowing how to boil a kettle, Loz.
Does she think she’s a master chef for making a cup of tea? I’m sure we have all heard of lemon and ginger tea, no need for the ingredients list thanks for reminding us to use water ffs

Lozza's Soft Boiled Eggs

Boiling water
Eggs

Lozza's Exploding Eggs

No boiling water
Eggs
Cloths ( For Chaz to clean the bits of egg and shell off the ceiling and benches)

 

[Katie8ee]

Is this the fashion? He looks like Groomio from Plebs (who in real life is actual )

Can't believe she's awake early again obviously it's all our trolling and lazy bastard jibes.

 

[liar liar]

1 mug, 3 lemons and 3 slices of ginger ... is she clearing her nasal passage or Wayne Lineker’s ?

2 mugs - you forgot Chaz

 

[Pinkpen 84]

Is this the fashion? He looks like Groomio from Plebs (who in real life is actual )

Can't believe she's awake early again obviously it's all our trolling and lazy bastard jibes.

Manchild

 

[Fifthavenue]

Have heard a set up is coming out today. Not shopping though.

 

[lalalanded]

Have heard a set up is coming out today. Not shopping though.

You mean not in a carpark??? Thanks for the heads up - these should be good!

 

[Clickbait]

This advert popped up which I misread as Want Mattress initially and thought it must be aimed at Big Loz but then realised it must have been aimed at Oddbod. He was looking for a maternal figure when he found BL who is only a little over 5 years older than his mum despite also being a yungel.

 

[Blowup80]

Have heard a set up is coming out today. Not shopping though.

Always later in the day when she is finally awake and prepared to look at the photos over and over!

 

[Fifthavenue]

Always later in the day when she is finally awake and prepared to look at the photos over and over!

They've already been sent it a case of who wants to buy them. She would have looked over them the days prior

You mean not in a carpark??? Thanks for the heads up - these should be good!

Not in a car park but outside in the day. They have been listening and taking notes. Different shoes too

 

[Kilo005]

Spotted this earlier on.

I know the feeling Lauren, I'm in constant pain

"BEING SEXY IS AGONY" THIS HAS KILLED ME, THEY'VE DONE HER SO DIRTY WITH THAT HEADLINE AND PICTURE

 

[Blowup80]

They've already been sent it a case of who wants to buy them. She would have looked over them the days prior


Not in a car park but outside in the day. They have been listening and taking notes. Different shoes too

No I meant when the set drops today. She will need to know what time the DM or the Sun are putting them onlinevas she is so obsessed with herself

 

[Pixie7]

Is this the fashion? He looks like Groomio from Plebs (who in real life is actual )

Can't believe she's awake early again obviously it's all our trolling and lazy bastard jibes.

Maybe he's been muff diving and her pube wig has somehow got stuck to his head. Wouldn't put it past her to have fake hair down there...everywhere else is fake.

 

[Blue1989]

Err I was kind of busy last week and wasn't really paying much attention to this thread, especially with all the waffle.

Fracture eh? I'm not even going to ask, just take your meds, lay off the wine, chill out. ♥

265 your nickname should be Birdseye because you're always on about waffle

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She’s awake again guys before 9am! Not out of bed but awake Her birthday message to whoever it is doesn’t make sense but hey ho it was early for her

Her birthday messages always show how selfish she is and how much of a narcissist she is. Center to the pics is always her.

Is this the fashion? He looks like Groomio from Plebs (who in real life is actual )

Can't believe she's awake early again obviously it's all our trolling and lazy bastard jibes.

He looks like sad and dead in the eyes.

 

[Fifthavenue]

Dropping online soon. Hope you're ready. She's with a 'friend'.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Dropping online soon. Hope you're ready. She's with a 'friend'.

You are AWESOME!!!!!

 

[Katie8ee]

Dropping online soon. Hope you're ready. She's with a 'friend'.

I wish there was an excited reaction emoji!!!! You are a legend!

 

[Bambi88]

Exactly. And she is proud how much love he showed her PUBLICLY!! They do try really very hard lol. Also who did write that "deep BS " for a simple Charlie Boy?


Reading between the lines literally

We simply must obtain this article. I mean Heat magazine is trolling the tit out of her with that photo.

Especially when the photo as we know is her of in Tesco car park...off to buy corn for

Is this the fashion? He looks like Groomio from Plebs (who in real life is actual )

Can't believe she's awake early again obviously it's all our trolling and lazy bastard jibes.

Funny as Foooook!! Brilliant

Especially when the photo as we know is her of in Tesco car park...off to buy corn for

Funny as Foooook!! Brilliant

Walks in resco

Maybe he's been muff diving and her pube wig has somehow got stuck to his head. Wouldn't put it past her to have fake hair down there...everywhere else is fake.

Excellent x

 

[80hs]

Why is she with a friend, she doesn’t live alone and I guarantee she’s not doing exercise I haven’t seen mine for ages, like lots of others

Glad you’re on the mend twinnie @Katie8ee