Lauren Goodger #17 MILF, WILF or just plain filth, get outta that bed Lozza!
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wrongturn
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Who writes this BS
Pregnant Towie star Lauren Goodger 'ditching sexy snaps' before becoming a mum
Lauren Goodger, who is pregnant with her first child, wants to ditch her sexy snaps and share more wholesome mummy posts, as she prepares to welcome her babywww.google.co.uk
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Blowup80
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Omg Pom you absolute star!!I've made it as an advert.xx
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You know Lozza must feel special she has one of the fastest moving threads on Tattle but it isn't because of her. It's our little scrunchie community having such a laugh at each other.
Orangeinessex
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Clearly her Lycra works harder than she ever has..................
Facehugger
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That's fab, thank youI've made it as an advert.
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xxThat'll sort his dodgy deposits right out I reckon!
Chi4
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Perhaps that’s how the bayyybeeee was conceived , lozza spotted Odd bods jizz in the sink and sucked it up via the meat Baster and bingo job done
Blowup80
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Isn't that theft or entrapment?Perhaps that’s how the bayyybeeee was conceived , lozza spotted Odd bods jizz in the sink and sucked it up via the meat Baster and bingo job done
Facehugger
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Dunno - upcycling unwanted old goods seems to be all the rage at the momentIsn't that theft or entrapment?
DustyRose
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“Boiled water” 
well done for knowing how to boil a kettle, Loz.
Does she think she’s a master chef for making a cup of tea? I’m sure we have all heard of lemon and ginger tea, no need for the ingredients list thanks for reminding us to use water ffs
well done for knowing how to boil a kettle, Loz. Does she think she’s a master chef for making a cup of tea? I’m sure we have all heard of lemon and ginger tea, no need for the ingredients list
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Pom Bear
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Omg Pom you absolute star!!
You know Lozza must feel special she has one of the fastest moving threads on Tattle but it isn't because of her. It's our little scrunchie community having such a laugh at each other.
That's fab, thank you
That'll sort his dodgy deposits right out I reckon!
Thank you both
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Sunnydaze101
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Got it. I do that sometimes too. Sometimes you just need to rant because people piss you off. Like Loser Goodger. But don’t forget, when she looks in the mirror she sees what she really looks like. That’s why she photoshops her pictures all day.Apologies to everyone, I’ve missed a page of posts because I’m too impatient to read before posting
A few things I wanna mention (sorry if these have already been addressed)
1.Whilst this whole covid situation is awful and I’m really sorry for anyone who has lost a loved one or had a loved one suffer due to it (MH included), it has also been a great opportunity to see these ‘celebs’ true colours. If I was an influencer (not 100% sure what that actually means!!) and I had a platform with young, vulnerable fans and followers, I would set an example. Probably the mother in me!
2. How stoooopid are these people?! Do they not realise that social media is public?! The number of people I have seen broadcast something on SM then act gobsmacked that the media have picked up on it, especially when they respond defensively about their private life being exposed
3. I am a single mum of 2 girls (4 & 6). I had 2 c- sections. One emergency, one planned. Couldn’t breastfeed either, even though that’s all i wanted to do... I hope, like really really hope that she gets a short sharp shock!!
sorry for the rant and I hope it all made sense
JakeM
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Haha! Reminds me of when she said that Charles made her a “homemade” egg and Mayo sandwich.“Boiled water”
Does she think she’s a master chef for making a cup of tea? I’m sure we have all heard of lemon and ginger tea, no need for the ingredients list
Sunnydaze101
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Isn’t that for a sore throat. Stupid twit probably caught covid again“Boiled water”
Does she think she’s a master chef for making a cup of tea? I’m sure we have all heard of lemon and ginger tea, no need for the ingredients list
265
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Just an advert for the funky honey.“Boiled water”
Does she think she’s a master chef for making a cup of tea? I’m sure we have all heard of lemon and ginger tea, no need for the ingredients list
Chi4
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She is thick“Boiled water”
Does she think she’s a master chef for making a cup of tea? I’m sure we have all heard of lemon and ginger tea, no need for the ingredients list
That is her goodness for the day. Why on earth do we need a run down on how to make this , bloody twit. She really really irritates me ! But I keep going back for more stupidity!
Sunnydaze101
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Legend strikes again!!!I've made it as an advert.
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Some for her, Some for the home made egg mayo sandwich.Perhaps that’s how the bayyybeeee was conceived , lozza spotted Odd bods jizz in the sink and sucked it up via the meat Baster and bingo job done
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