Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

[StrawberrySeed]

I bet she thinks that meal is healthy because she slapped "salad" on the side
Not even a real salad a few leaves, croutons and fatty dressing. May as well have not bothered

That is a piss poor excuse for a salad. Where are the famous vine tomatoes?!

She is really letting the side down now.

They’ll be doing really ‘meaty’ guffs in a bit. That poor loo tomorrow morning will be begging for mercy! No more big meaty dumps! No more!!!!

 

[xcxcx87]

They've all got Princess Syndrome - brought up they can do no wrong, never heard the word 'no' in their lives & expect everyone else to pamper their every whim & demand, sorry but the real world doesn't work like that. The minute they're put straight about something completely normal, it's a shock to the system & everyone's being trolls. Ridiculous.

Definately

 

[Pom Bear]

This poor lads gonna get gout at this rate. Can we also discuss that salad? Is that a Cesar salad attempt? Some spinach leaves, croutons and odd bods special sauce? Pom please do a odd bods special sauce picture with some reference to the sink!! @Pom Bear

Hope this is ok I couldn't stop laughing making it that I ended up chopping the feet off xx

 

[JakeM]

that bump will be huge in the end. “Lauren is eating really healthily at the moment”.
Who did she get her dieting tips from? Marjorie Dawes?

 

[Clickbait]

Can we all not chip in and get her a healthy cook book and leave it outside on that kerb she keeps getting papped next to all the time? I'll even chuck in a bag of Kale and the fry light.

She could look on the internet on the phone that is permanently glued to her hand for a healthy recipe. She just likes lardy food with high fat and salt content (like processed ham and frankfurters) and seems to think something is homemade if she opens the packet in her home.

That is a Sainsbury’s pre-packaged Caesar salad but she assembled it so homemade babez.

As an aside I love tuna in olive oil (but I drain it) and frylight is revolting and doesn’t actually work

 

[Chi4]

Hope this is ok I couldn't stop laughing making it that I ended up chopping the feet off xx

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Sitting on the sofa cracking up

 

[Sunnydaze101]

As suggested by Facehugger here are my last few pics of the last thread xx

I've swapped faces in the pregnancy photo and the food one is from Chaz putting messages in his favourite meals xx

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Chaser definitely makes the picture look prettier.

 

[Scuttles]

Christ on a bike, bet that steak is cooked to duck aswell.

 

[Facehugger]

Hope this is ok I couldn't stop laughing making it that I ended up chopping the feet off xx

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Sake, kex round his ankles as per usual! Pom, you kill me

 

[Blowup80]

Hope this is ok I couldn't stop laughing making it that I ended up chopping the feet off xx

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. That is amazing!!

 

[Kilo005]

Why doesn’t she season any of her food!? It all looks so bland. Homemade chips in the oven are so much easier to make, I cannot fathom why she fries everything in a bucket of oil!? Her flat must smell awful.

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

I bet her poops just slide out there is that much oil in there. Jeez

 

[Chi4]

Why doesn’t she season any of her food!? It all looks so bland. Homemade chips in the oven are so much easier to make, I cannot fathom why she fries everything in a bucket of oil!? Her flat must smell awful.

Meaty farts

 

[SATCGOSS]

I'd be worried that if she dresses the child in the freebie grey and white clothes, she'll never find it in her grey velour parlour.

Dying

 

[Pinkpen 84]

Why doesn’t she season any of her food!? It all looks so bland. Homemade chips in the oven are so much easier to make, I cannot fathom why she fries everything in a bucket of oil!? Her flat must smell awful.

She puts picking vinegar on it, that’s more than enough seasoning for Loz

 

[SATCGOSS]

You’d think if the Sheesh Waiter ‘baby daddy’ is true she might pick up some cooking tips, then again, ‘stupid is as stupid does’ so bit of advice to Charlie; ‘Run Charlie, Run’

 

[_100]

the duck is all that oil about?!?!

 

[SATCGOSS]

Thank you xx
Loooool at your phone xx.

Loz half woman/half mattress

On my phone the mattresses looks like a block of cheese that's not very clean xx
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Thank you Pom, as always your pictures speak better than a thousand words xx

 

[Pom Bear]

Sake, kex round his ankles as per usual! Pom, you kill me

I couldn't find some big white drawers lol xx

. That is amazing!!

Thank you xx

Thank you Pom, as always your pictures speak better than a thousand words xx

You're welcome xx

 

[xcxcx87]

I said this in a comment on the previous thread, these people live in an echo chamber. They all think they’re incredible, gorgeous, aspirational and people are simply jealous of them.

the reality is they are train wrecks, and as you say people are laughing at them. Isn’t Marnies baby called ‘Roxx’ they think they’re all kardashians.

Huns, you all look like Michael Jackson and have 2 brain cells between you.

It’s true isn’t it they think they are amazing and yeah Rox star