Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

[Blue1989]

Is big loz capable of cooking anything remotely healthy.

Computer says No

 

[Blowup80]

So she’s boiling Spurs in oil again (aka chips). And it looks like she’s boiling her steak in oil too. This persons kid is going to be massive

Get that lass some bleeping Fry light.

 

[Chi4]

Hahaha I keep getting food stuff come up on the adverts

Going to see if this oil laden meal is ready yet

 

[Blowup80]

Can we all not chip in and get her a healthy cook book and leave it outside on that kerb she keeps getting papped next to all the time? I'll even chuck in a bag of Kale and the fry light.

 

[StrawberrySeed]

WARNING!! SHE IS COOKING!!!

EVIDENCE!!

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Er...steak, perchance?

 

[Chi4]

Here it is , steak fried in deep deep deep oil and chips that have a very deep deep oil coating still on them , and some green goodness with croutons and gunk

Can we all not chip in and get her a healthy cook book and leave it outside on that kerb she keeps getting popped next to all the time? I'll even chuck in a bag of Kale and the fry light.

I can drop it off

 

[Blue1989]

Er...steak, perchance?

Size of those feckin steaks....for a man fair enough but jesus a woman? I have a big appetite and I could not eat that much meat.

 

[StrawberrySeed]

Here it is , steak fried in deep deep deep oil and chips that have a very deep deep oil coating still on them , and some green goodness with croutons and gunk


I can drop it off

How many fecking chips for one person???? Ye Gods! Pure glutton.

Here it is , steak fried in deep deep deep oil and chips that have a very deep deep oil coating still on them , and some green goodness with croutons and gunk


I can drop it off

Looks like Chaz has jizzed all over the lettuce! Why couldn’t he use the sink like last time? Honestly, these young ‘uns

 

[Chi4]

Seriously what’s is wrong with them ? How can you not know what is healthy food and what isn’t . She really needs to stop eating all this tit with a baby. Grill the steak and have potatoes and some veg . Baby’s going to slide out covered in oil

 

[Pom Bear]

Pom on a mission to break the internet again

Loooooool xx

I try and read the thread to keep up,but I'm same, I can't deal with those two any more Pom. The way she's treated her poor father, when so many of us don't even have our loved ones any more because of this bastard Covid, yet she's still whining 'poor me' when she could quite easily fix it with her ill Dad while he's still here? Selfish, narcissistic bleep of the lowest level, you're best off stepping out at this time if it makes you feel bad lovely xx

Wonder what's for tea in big Loz's culinary kitchen tonight guys? Guesses on a postcard, with a side order of sickbag please

Well said xx.
I agree 100% it's terrible how she treats her dad and I'm sorry for the Queen and family.
I have been on tattle by one year on Feb 20th..today is the first day on that thread I won't be reading since I joined xx

 

[Chi4]

Like when you eat a tin of tuna in olive oil

 

[StrawberrySeed]

Seriously what’s is wrong with them ? How can you not know what is healthy food and what isn’t . She really needs to stop eating all this tit with a baby. Grill the steak and have potatoes and some veg . Baby’s going to slide out covered in oil

I’d be burping all night long if I ingested all that grease. Bleugh! She’ll be letting off some rippers later 🌬

 

[Blowup80]

This poor lads gonna get gout at this rate. Can we also discuss that salad? Is that a Cesar salad attempt? Some spinach leaves, croutons and odd bods special sauce? Pom please do a odd bods special sauce picture with some reference to the sink!! @Pom Bear

 

[Chi4]

I’d be burping all night long if I ingested all that grease. Bleugh! She’ll be letting off some rippers later 🌬

I bet they have farting comps

 

[What a pile of crap]

I would put money on that being a bag of caesar salad. Really calorific, she really is clueless when it comes to nutrition.

 

[Blue1989]

I bet she thinks that meal is healthy because she slapped "salad" on the side
Not even a real salad a few leaves, croutons and fatty dressing. May as well have not bothered

 

[Chi4]

How long before she does a cooking blog ?

 

[Clarabella121]

Who’s thinking she’ll be on the next series!! As none of these mentioned they were on this one

 

[StrawberrySeed]

This poor lads gonna get gout at this rate. Can we also discuss that salad? Is that a Cesar salad attempt? Some spinach leaves, croutons and odd bods special sauce? Pom please do a odd bods special sauce picture with some reference to the sink!! @Pom Bear

Fecking GOUT!!!!! OMG! Imagine him with his foot resting on a crushed grey velvet pouf and his toe throbbing, bright red and angry

 

[xcxcx87]

It is very infuriating! Lauren is even worse than Charlotte in terms of taking criticism. Lauren thinks that anyone who tries to help her is a troll. Hopefully she’ll realise that she should be listening to these people as they’re only looking out for the baby.

Yeah exactly it’s all about her in her life so god knows what she will be like as a mother.