Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

[Pom Bear]

Not my pic but as Lauren uses alot of oil I thought I put this up xx

This is my fave one yet Pom bloody caesar Charles


Just cracking up laughing at the fact her manager probably reads all the tattle pages for all his clients. What a life !!! She must get pointers for each week. Okay loz so this weeks targets are
- post a vid of you cooking
- dont include any sweetcorn on your stories
- say something romantic about charles just to keep him thinking the babys his
- make sure you post about anxiety this week as you havent spoken about it for a while
- talk about charles going to work so your followers feel you're relatable
- no sexy videos on insta, for you or charles, the tattlers dont like it
- hint at proposal
- moan about paps
- order next size up moon bump
- no pictures up of your flat incase you reveal anything else we could have got paid for you dodo
- Pay me my bill

Thank you xx

 

[What a pile of crap]

Hahahaha she's posted about not getting enough sleep. Who wants to tell her about sleep deprivation after the baby arrives??!! She has no idea, poor cow. Also some children don't sleep through consistently for years (speaking from experience) so good luck if her baby is one like that!!

 

[Katie8ee]

Good Morning and Happy Friday you beautiful bunch of humans! Spring is coming and things are looking up for us all I feel.

I am sat here laughing imagining little mole man scrittering around these threads for info. If your reading Moley no hard feelings and I bet you any money you have a good laugh. Tonight has to be a a takeaway as Chaz has been out working all week so he probably deserves it.

Jaw droppimg news is she's awake and posing in bed at 8:40am. Obviously this is because we keep saying she's a lazy lump and needs to get out of he bed. Have to mention though she's naked under the duvet so that part is for the only fans fans.

Glad I don't have the same phone as her as the camera is shite. The filter she uses makes it look like what I imagine it feels to be on meth.

Ps: Nice highlights hole

 

[behindthesofa]

Good Morning and Happy Friday you beautiful bunch of humans! Spring is coming and things are looking up for us all I feel.

I am sat here laughing imagining little mole man scrittering around these threads for info. If your reading Moley no hard feelings and I bet you any money you have a good laugh. Tonight has to be a a takeaway as Chaz has been out working all week so he probably deserves it.

Jaw droppimg news is she's awake and posing in bed at 8:40am. Obviously this is because we keep saying she's a lazy lump and needs to get out of he bed. Have to mention though she's naked under the duvet so that part is for the only fans fans.

Glad I don't have the same phone as her as the camera is shite. The filter she uses makes it look like what I imagine it feels to be on meth.

Ps: Nice highlights hole

I came over here to say exactly this! Manager has blatantly told her to set an early alarm and post so that she doesn't look like such a lazy lag-a-bed! That's my dad's word, lag-a-bed.
C*nt is probably more appropriate.

 

[Blowup80]

Good Morning and Happy Friday you beautiful bunch of humans! Spring is coming and things are looking up for us all I feel.

I am sat here laughing imagining little mole man scrittering around these threads for info. If your reading Moley no hard feelings and I bet you any money you have a good laugh. Tonight has to be a a takeaway as Chaz has been out working all week so he probably deserves it.

Jaw droppimg news is she's awake and posing in bed at 8:40am. Obviously this is because we keep saying she's a lazy lump and needs to get out of he bed. Have to mention though she's naked under the duvet so that part is for the only fans fans.

Glad I don't have the same phone as her as the camera is shite. The filter she uses makes it look like what I imagine it feels to be on meth.

Ps: Nice highlights hole

Who the bleeping hell wakes up and thinks I'll take a sexy sultry pointless selfie!? I've said it before she lives her life through her phone and doesn't use any mirrors as they tell the truth. Imagine her talking to her phone "luking gud babes".
Lozza if you reading this you don't look this, if you tired now then woah wait til that baybeh is gasping for bitty all night long and also your food is tit buy a cook book and READ it!!
I drank a bit too much wine on a school night. So she is gonna get it today.!!
Morning my tattle family

 

[roseturntupnose]

Aww baby gel I had 2 hours sleep last night and have been up since 6.15 and in work since 7.30 you poor thing, have a lazy morning for me babez she's gonna have a shocker when she realises a babys day starts at around 6am and finishes .... well...... my 9 month doesn't sleep so.... enjoy loz!

Dont know why but I can really imagine Charles stepping up! You lot have changed my opinion of him, I feel sorry for the poor lad and like he might actually be quite a loving dad , or, is that what Moleman has been planning all along ????? And weve fallen for it! From rear of the year to dad of the year

 

[Katie8ee]

Who the bleeping hell wakes up and thinks I'll take a sexy sultry pointless selfie!? I've said it before she lives her life through her phone and doesn't use any mirrors as they tell the truth. Imagine her talking to her phone "luking gud babes".
Lozza if you reading this you don't look this, if you tired now then woah wait til that baybeh is gasping for bitty all night long and also your food is tit buy a cook book and READ it!!
I drank a bit too much wine on a school night. So she is gonna get it today.!!
Morning my tattle family

Got to admit though sometimes the apres wine rage is like fuel for the soul Schools cancelled anyway so duck school nights

I can't imagine getting any gratification from writhing around into a camera at 9am. Plus those bed sheets don't look soft, her room always looks cold and fake tan on white sheets just gives me the boke.

I bet she is the sort of person who goes out for a ciggie in her dressing gown GADZ

Aww baby gel I had 2 hours sleep last night and have been up since 6.15 and in work since 7.30 you poor thing, have a lazy morning for me babez she's gonna have a shocker when she realises a babys day starts at around 6am and finishes .... well...... my 9 month doesn't sleep so.... enjoy loz!

Dont know why but I can really imagine Charles stepping up! You lot have changed my opinion of him, I feel sorry for the poor lad and like he might actually be quite a loving dad , or, is that what Moleman has been planning all along ????? And weve fallen for it! From rear of the year to dad of the year

I do think he will do his part because he does everything round that gaff. He is out working, he makes the majority of the food. I think big picture we hope he finds a lovely husband and they can help raise the baybeh and everyone can be happy.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Good Morning and Happy Friday you beautiful bunch of humans! Spring is coming and things are looking up for us all I feel.

I am sat here laughing imagining little mole man scrittering around these threads for info. If your reading Moley no hard feelings and I bet you any money you have a good laugh. Tonight has to be a a takeaway as Chaz has been out working all week so he probably deserves it.

Jaw droppimg news is she's awake and posing in bed at 8:40am. Obviously this is because we keep saying she's a lazy lump and needs to get out of he bed. Have to mention though she's naked under the duvet so that part is for the only fans fans.

Glad I don't have the same phone as her as the camera is shite. The filter she uses makes it look like what I imagine it feels to be on meth.

Ps: Nice highlights hole

Managed to find some Tippex to touch up her nails did she?

 

[geordiegirl]

Managed to find some Tippex to touch up her nails did she?

came here to say this!

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Managed to find some Tippex to touch up her nails did she?

Gender reveal make-up prep

Face looks like a Dorito

 

[mb1202]

This is my fave one yet Pom bloody caesar Charles


Just cracking up laughing at the fact her manager probably reads all the tattle pages for all his clients. What a life !!! She must get pointers for each week. Okay loz so this weeks targets are
- post a vid of you cooking
- dont include any sweetcorn on your stories
- say something romantic about charles just to keep him thinking the babys his
- make sure you post about anxiety this week as you havent spoken about it for a while
- talk about charles going to work so your followers feel you're relatable
- no sexy videos on insta, for you or charles, the tattlers dont like it
- hint at proposal
- moan about paps
- order next size up moon bump
- no pictures up of your flat incase you reveal anything else we could have got paid for you dodo
- Pay me my bill

Does anyone remember when she started a whole thing about how she was starting therapy and it was going to be this big journey? She put up a story like ‘it will really help wiv ankzyty and dipreshun ’ and tagged the therapist, then never did it again. Clearly another paid ad. She will genuinely exploit anything it’s gross.

 

[Traveler001]

Does anyone remember when she started a whole thing about how she was starting therapy and it was going to be this big journey? She put up a story like ‘it will really help wiv ankzyty and depreshun’ and tagged the therapist, then never did it again. Clearly another paid ad. She will genuinely exploit anything it’s gross.

The problem is she will do anything to fix her issues. Absolutely anything. Once. So the therapy session didn't fix her - it doesn't work. Drinks juice and isn't magically healthy- it doesn't work. Eats a salad and isn't suddenly a size 6 - healthy eating makes no difference might as well order 4 pizzas, sides and dessert. It's because she's lazy and not really motivated to change. It's easier to stay in bed, eating and being upset. No judgement on that part but the part where she shares it for young girls (actual young girls, not 30 year olds) and vulnerable women to be influenced by it, I definitely do judge that part!

 

[SATCGOSS]

Love this comment on her insta, surprised she’s left it on but lazy mare has probably gone back to
M
Also this on DM, reckon she or mole man wrote that one and actually believe it. No great fan of Mark but think even if he and Michelle split up he would still be 1000000 times happier than this car crash will be

 

[mb1202]

The problem is she will do anything to fix her issues. Absolutely anything. Once. So the therapy session didn't fix her - it doesn't work. Drinks juice and isn't magically healthy- it doesn't work. Eats a salad and isn't suddenly a size 6 - healthy eating makes no difference might as well order 4 pizzas, sides and dessert. It's because she's lazy and not really motivated to change. It's easier to stay in bed, eating and being upset. No judgement on that part but the part where she shares it for young girls (actual young girls, not 30 year olds) and vulnerable women to be influenced by it, I definitely do judge that part!

Completely agree. It’s hard to stick at things sometimes and I’ve definitely been guilty of that! Like you say it’s the ‘influencer’ part of it. Claiming to be a strong independent woman with her tit together but actually none of this being true is damaging.

Love this comment on her insta, surprised she’s left it on but lazy mare has probably gone back to
M
Also this on DM, reckon she or mole man wrote that one and actually believe it. No great fan of Mark but think even if he and Michelle split up he would still be 1000000 times happier than this car crash will be

personally I don’t know if it’s possible to know how happy someone is or might be just by the persona they put out on Instagram.
But those DM comments are funny. There is absolutely no way that Lauren/moleman don’t post on there themselves sometimes.

 

[xcxcx87]

I see I haven't missed much apart from some horrid food dripping in oil. It's just so hilarious because the food always looks absolute tit but she's swaning around like Gordon Ramsey. Just duck off Lauren and Google some healthy recipes.

I feel that the photo of them on the pregnancy shoot where she is in the red dress is just being used constantly. Her dress looks like something a seven year old would wear to the school disco at Christmas.

She's doing my nut in today and I have only been on here for five minutes


Absolutely! It's shocking to be smoking while pregnant regardless. Just so selfish!

Yeah it’s just wrong. I stopped smoking immediately as soon as I found out I was pregnant and then even when they were newborns I didn’t smoke. It’s a sacrifice you take for your child. You would do anything to protect them. She is so self absorbed tho she will see nothing wrong with it. I could not sit and smoke knowing my unborn child is potentially gonna get hurt

 

[mb1202]

I see I haven't missed much apart from some horrid food dripping in oil. It's just so hilarious because the food always looks absolute tit but she's swaning around like Gordon Ramsey. Just duck off Lauren and Google some healthy recipes.

I feel that the photo of them on the pregnancy shoot where she is in the red dress is just being used constantly. Her dress looks like something a seven year old would wear to the school disco at Christmas.

She's doing my nut in today and I have only been on here for five minutes


Absolutely! It's shocking to be smoking while pregnant regardless. Just so selfish!

We all know by now that Lauren doesn’t have access to google! Why else would she have to ask questions on Instagram polls about everything!? Poor yung gell is too famous for google.

The red dress magazine video is funny because it shows clearly how her bump is just 3 rolls. Not a problem at all but it is too funny her sticking it out and caressing it like it’s some sort of blooming baby bump.

 

[behindthesofa]

We all know by now that Lauren doesn’t have access to google! Why else would she have to ask questions on Instagram polls about everything!? Poor yung gell is too famous for google.

The red dress magazine video is funny because it shows clearly how her bump is just 3 rolls. Not a problem at all but it is too funny her sticking it out and caressing it like it’s some sort of blooming baby bump.

I've got one similar, it's definitely blooming - full of cheese and gin though.

 

[80hs]

Killed me again you lot, on these past few pages

Anyway, I don’t like Moleman being here I feel like a predator is lurking in the shallows. Do one Moley, it’s creepy . Can we all learn a different language pls

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Is she smoking whilst pregnant? Probably goes to the same doctor as Kerry Katona, who apparently advised her that giving up smoking would be too stressful so it was best to carry on. *deep eye roll*.

Poor yung gell, our Loz is 2 faymus to be preggers in public.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Good Morning and Happy Friday you beautiful bunch of humans! Spring is coming and things are looking up for us all I feel.

I am sat here laughing imagining little mole man scrittering around these threads for info. If your reading Moley no hard feelings and I bet you any money you have a good laugh. Tonight has to be a a takeaway as Chaz has been out working all week so he probably deserves it.

Jaw droppimg news is she's awake and posing in bed at 8:40am. Obviously this is because we keep saying she's a lazy lump and needs to get out of he bed. Have to mention though she's naked under the duvet so that part is for the only fans fans.

Glad I don't have the same phone as her as the camera is shite. The filter she uses makes it look like what I imagine it feels to be on meth.

Ps: Nice highlights hole

Yeah saw her highlights. Is she trying to be like emma stone in Cruella (she posted a pic of her this week too)

Does anyone remember when she started a whole thing about how she was starting therapy and it was going to be this big journey? She put up a story like ‘it will really help wiv ankzyty and dipreshun ’ and tagged the therapist, then never did it again. Clearly another paid ad. She will genuinely exploit anything it’s gross.

She is vile. A really bad person. No morales. No “goodness”. Probably why she doesn’t have many friends.