Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

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I see I haven't missed much apart from some horrid food dripping in oil. It's just so hilarious because the food always looks absolute tit but she's swaning around like Gordon Ramsey. Just duck off Lauren and Google some healthy recipes.

I feel that the photo of them on the pregnancy shoot where she is in the red dress is just being used constantly. Her dress looks like something a seven year old would wear to the school disco at Christmas.

She's doing my nut in today and I have only been on here for five minutes 😂😂😂

JakeM said:
Thank you for telling us. ❤
Showing her true colours if she can’t stop smoking during pregnancy. So selfish if she’s not addicted.
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Absolutely! It's shocking to be smoking while pregnant regardless. Just so selfish!
 
For my fellow Tattle pussy lovers..😘

Fifthavenue said:
Have heard she's still smoking.
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Next time you pap her, ask her for a light and get that photo to the DM and the Scum pronto! 🤣🚬 The Headline: ‘Lauren’s Way’ is 20 a day🚬
 

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I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles said:
For my fellow Tattle pussy lovers..😘


Next time you pap her, ask her for a light and get that photo to the DM and the Scum pronto! 🤣🚬 The Headline: ‘Lauren’s Way’ is 20 a day🚬
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You are very quick I love it haha. Unfortunately her manager definitely reads these threads so he will make sure (even more) she is very on it and aware. (If she ever leaves her bed which she hasn't recently)
 
Sunnydaze101 said:
She must be angling for a spot on celeb Masterchefs after seeing KP get a spot. Haven’t seen her cook so much in months. Definitely angling at something.
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I thought that! She’s KP’s backup! Like the School nativity play when Mary chucks a sickie so Gertrude from Year5 has to step in last minute! Gertrude is shite because Gertrude hasn’t been practising - bit like Lozza🤣
 
Fifthavenue said:
You are very quick I love it haha. Unfortunately her manager definitely reads these threads so he will make sure (even more) she is very on it and aware. (If she ever leaves her bed which she hasn't recently)
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I think they definitely read these threads! We've not seen any sweetcorn or vine tomatoes for a week or two, she's not had pizza all week after being called out about it & she's attempting to cook (albeit failing miserably) we will have to see what other little tell tale signs show up 🤣
 
Pom Bear said:
Hope this is ok 😄 I couldn't stop laughing making it that I ended up chopping the feet off 🤭😅😅😅😅😘 xx

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This is my fave one yet Pom🤣🤣🤣 bloody caesar Charles 🤣🤣🤣


Just cracking up laughing at the fact her manager probably reads all the tattle pages for all his clients. What a life !!! She must get pointers for each week. Okay loz so this weeks targets are
- post a vid of you cooking
- dont include any sweetcorn on your stories
- say something romantic about charles just to keep him thinking the babys his
- make sure you post about anxiety this week as you havent spoken about it for a while
- talk about charles going to work so your followers feel you're relatable
- no sexy videos on insta, for you or charles, the tattlers dont like it
- hint at proposal
- moan about paps
- order next size up moon bump
- no pictures up of your flat incase you reveal anything else we could have got paid for you dodo
- Pay me my bill
 
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