Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho!

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I've been taking notes too :D


Presenter doesn’t like the way media have treated Alex

Alex - says he has a lot of gun powder he’s been keeping dry, it’s a bit like the Johnny Depp case, he might have to release this ‘powder’ to protect his family
Alex - taken away from all my support unit, I didn’t have anyone I was the lonliest person in the room
- the ultimatum, I had to get rid of my management ‘it’s just you and me babe’.
She was my guide, on how to use the media and I was used continually

- How did she use you?
- I became the fall guy continually,
- she got married to me ( to use his for his big brother deals)


- she wanted to get married, the second I came out of Big Brother, as soon as Davina finished she said 'we should get married'.
- he had 2 million of deals on the table, which he gave up - where did all those deals go?
KP wanted a million from OK, offer for the wedding was 400k, Alex - I was going to get none of it.
he then got 40k, Kp said ‘I’m worth more money than you’. The wedding cost 200k which he had to pay half for.

He wanted the marriage to work, he tried everything and he was faithful. He felt like he was an act as KP rolled her eyes at the vows. KP got incredibly drunk all the way to Thailand and was rude and horrible and ignored Alex. He didn’t have any money from this, he got screwed. It didn’t go up his nose or on cars for him. She did have moments where she had humanity.

He spent all his money from BB on a ring for KP, he spent 90k on her ring, KP got him a 2k ring.

- Presenter - this sounds like an abusive relationship.
- Alex - yes, toward the end I started to see all this and I have evidence of unfaithfullness. He realised she was a lion, not a sheep. She didn’t like that and that’s how the realtionship ended.

- presenter- Did she leak sex tapes of you
- Alex- Yes, High Court, guilty no jail. If it was the other way around, like Stephen Bear what would happen.
- Alex - I’m not ashamed, I’m embarrassed. There is footage of his dressed up as a bird having sex with Katie. It’s been used by her to denigrate me.
- Alex - didn’t want to dress up as her book launch. She made i to be seedy and dirty.
-Presenter - we want to know about the sex tapes…and high heels…..
- Alex - describes cross dressing as a child.
 
tomkat1 said:
I think we need to start The Twelve Days of Skanky
suggestions very welcome -

On the first day of Christmas her true love sent Skankeee
A lay-by to stop and have a pee
On the second day of Christmas her true love sent Skankee
Two bankruptcies

etc etc, but think we need something other than true love, cos we all know her one true love was Pete.
And I’d quite like - fiiiive liiines of snow

Feel free to add 🎅🏼
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FFS I'm bloody singing that now in my head 😩 😅😅😅😅
 
Rita Chevrolet said:
Completed !
- The Twelve Days of Skanky -
On the first day of Cwissmisss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
A lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the second day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEE,
Two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the third day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEEE,
Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the fourth day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
Four skinny cats! Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.,
On the fifth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE,
Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the sixth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the seventh day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eighth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE,
Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the ninth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the tenth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eleventh day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Eleven Vapes a-puffing, ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the twelfth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Twelve eleven Snorters Snorting, eleven vapes a-puffing,, ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
And a source claims that katies' drug-free...
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Rita, I ❤ you 😅😅
 
Skank reveals her ultimate form
 

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DC16 said:
Dane B threatened AR with gangsters.
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Don’t think there is going to be anything else 🤷🏻‍♀️
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What is this long weird thing between her and dane bowers, its like hes always mentioned or lingering in the back ground, i k ow she throws out the occasional 'dane was the real love of my life' but i always thoight that was just to piss pete off
Does he keep her on the back burner or does he detest her, its so weird
 
Helena-botham-farter said:
Is that it over then? He said less about KP than on the last podcast he was on.
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I thought that was very disappointing, didn’t like the guy interviewing him either, dunno who he is, got bored, fast forwarded the last bit, felt there was nothing new, deffo nothing explosive, waste of my precious time 😁 You get the feeling Alex could finish her in some way, say something that can cause her serious damage, but he never goes there, always the same with her, no damage inflicted yet again 🤦🏽‍♀️
 
SmillieKylie said:
I thought that was very disappointing, didn’t like the guy interviewing him either, dunno who he is, got bored, fast forwarded the last bit, felt there was nothing new, deffo nothing explosive, waste of my precious time 😁 You get the feeling Alex could finish her in some way, say something that can cause her serious damage, but he never goes there, always the same with her, no damage inflicted yet again 🤦🏽‍♀️
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I know, he said at the start he was keeping his powder dry but he needs to protect his family so it will come out. He did give the impression the time was going to be now....then it wasn't 🥴.
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DC16 said:
Maybe something is on going in the background so he can’t say too much, honestly wouldn’t surprise me if there’s something legal.
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The Skankruptcies were updated just days ago. Seems curious that in Oct something happened with just one of them....then a couple of days ago it was both.
 
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