Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho!

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Where is JJ off to? Pic on his insta in his car. His sat nav shows he is at an address in Northwich but is going to be heading in the directions of Nantwich and Crewe….probably Crewe judging by the expected journey time and mileage. You can get a fast train to London from Crewe. Seems daft to give away where they might be staying after all the secret squirrel behaviour. Perhaps a decoy.
I have seen some posts from Anton Benson himself on Northwich Life fb page. He is the one behind the Panto page too I think. Says he has been good friends with Kerry for years and defending the skank 🙄
 
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Completed !
- The Twelve Days of Skanky -
On the first day of Cwissmisss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
A lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the second day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEE,
Two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the third day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEEE,
Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the fourth day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
Four skinny cats! Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.,
On the fifth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE,
Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the sixth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.

On the seventh day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eighth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE,
Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the ninth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.

On the tenth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eleventh day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Eleven Vapes a-puffing, ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the twelfth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Twelve eleven Snorters Snorting, eleven vapes a-puffing,, ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
And a source claims that katies' drug-free...

 
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Well i hope AR does spill some big secrets he keeps saying hes going to buy nothing comes of it fingers crossed🤞🤞🍹
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They've drank the KP cool-aid about her finances being pwivate haven't they? Bankruptcy is public. The whole point of that is for the rest of the public to gain awareness the bankrupt is a risk to them....that's why public bankruptcy notices are published by law in the London Gazette. Then there's the tax. They want to defend paying a tax dodger and leech of pubic services, wankers indeed!
She was vaping in last years panto she is deffo vaping in this one she doesnt give a tit about rules vaping on trains is a prime example no fucks given with Skankarella the witch😡😡😡😡
 
Ahh yes ... there she is fully committed, giving it her full attention at rehearsal - despite being filmed by the company, she takes a selfie featuring an industrial strength filter of her and Kraker to prove they is Bezzie's (because its the only place she sees her)
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With AR, she knew what he was into before she married him ... with KH, she was shagging around as well ... Narc / Psychopath Skank always portrays herself as an innocent victim

Yep, narcs love projecting their own nasty habits onto others. She tried to get Kieran done for 'grooming', she was so insistent on it, it must have been a big issue for her deep down. She's the one who was filmed giving random 13 year old kids sex education in the street...then there's the Harvey and F4j allegations.
 
Finally, here come the it’s all going well posts 😁

Edit…..just noticed they both have vapes on the table 🤦🏽‍♀️

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bleeping pair of bankrupt druggie multiple baby fathers total losers😡😡😡
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I would not be surprised by a notice saying Skank 'has sadly had to pull out of the panto' due to 'a family emergency' ... 'we hope to work with her again in the future' .... which will be code for she has been sacked ... public defense of their 'big panto names', all be it low level on SM, is standard and not a surprise to me at this stage. KK seems to be distancing herself ... Let's see how this pans out
As usual if that happens it wont be her fault lol shes bleeping useless but thinks shes great at e erything
 
Well i hope AR does spill some big secrets he keeps saying hes going to buy nothing comes of it fingers crossed🤞🤞🍹
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She was vaping in last years panto she is deffo vaping in this one she doesnt give a tit about rules vaping on trains is a prime example no fucks given with Skankarella the witch😡😡😡😡

To be fair to the bloke, he's talked about what KP's done before and the fact she secretly filmed sex footage of Pete and all the other exes and the kids saw it. Imagine if that was something Gregg Wallace or Huw Edwards did? The public would go mental.
 
Yeah, 'course you're working really hard to get those Christmas orders out....

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Be interesting to see if the Christmas sales clear the £31,000 debt bong boys company is in or is bong boy making it look like he's a successful business man because skank will have some money going through his account to pay for the Thai holiday and new years tweakments she's having. 😎
 
Been thinking,as you know I’m and oldie,all these erm Models you see with false lips etc,just go back in memory to the beautiful Jean Shrimpton,she was gorgeous,naturally beautiful,My god world at her feet back then back then,beautiful guys she got involved with,but retired and got a place in .Cornwall,models back then far natural than,tit these days..I think Ahh suppose I’m too old.🤭
 
Completed !
- The Twelve Days of Skanky -
On the first day of Cwissmisss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
A lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the second day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEE,
Two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the third day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEEE,
Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the fourth day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
Four skinny cats! Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.,
On the fifth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE,
Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the sixth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.

On the seventh day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eighth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE,
Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the ninth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.

On the tenth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eleventh day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Eleven Vapes a-puffing, ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the twelfth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Twelve eleven Snorters Snorting, eleven vapes a-puffing,, ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
And a source claims that katies' drug-free...
Absolutely Brilliant 🙌🏽
 
Where are the twins? So she took the cats with her but left them behind!?

Saw the milky boy kid a couple of times when he was with skanky, he was quite a small lad and looked younger in the flesh. Exactly what reason would he have to fight skankys ex's??? Like others have said just another nobody wanting to be a zlebrity. I thought he was with that Liz another wannabe, wasn't she once described by some one on here who knew her as a hobosexual?

Keeping on topic re; skanky, I think Northwich panto doth protest too much!

Yeah I thought this. He’s with that Elizabeth something or other who was with Jamie o’Hara for a few years. Why does he need to protect her identity? Neither of them are famous?? Protect from what?! Honestly these idiots!
 
So there’s obviously another TV person in the news for inappropriate comments and behaviour ( rightly so) how come KP doesn’t get the same treatment, she’s appropriate with Men when at appearances, on live, on social media 🤷‍♀️
Totally agree, she’s flashed, spoken to teenagers about sex, slept with a 17 year old while pregnant, is a drug addict, abuses her kids, made folk spit in each others mouths, the list is never ending. I really believe karma will come though. probably from botched surgery. In life, you get what you give.
 
Completed !
- The Twelve Days of Skanky -
On the first day of Cwissmisss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
A lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the second day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEE,
Two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the third day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEEE,
Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the fourth day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
Four skinny cats! Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.,
On the fifth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE,
Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the sixth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.

On the seventh day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE,
Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eighth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE,
Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the ninth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.

On the tenth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eleventh day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Eleven Vapes a-puffing, ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the twelfth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE,
Twelve eleven Snorters Snorting, eleven vapes a-puffing,, ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
And a source claims that katies' drug-free...
Absolutely brilliant Rita your wasteing your talents on here 👏👏👏👏
 
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