Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho!

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I know, he said at the start he was keeping his powder dry but he needs to protect his family so it will come out. He did give the impression the time was going to be now....then it wasn't 🥴.
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The Skankruptcies were updated just days ago. Seems curious that in Oct something happened with just one of them....then a couple of days ago it was both.
Wonder if they get updated when/if they get a payment from her?
 
I think we need to start The Twelve Days of Skanky
suggestions very welcome -

On the first day of Christmas her true love sent Skankeee
A lay-by to stop and have a pee
On the second day of Christmas her true love sent Skankee
Two bankruptcies

etc etc, but think we need something other than true love, cos we all know her one true love was Pete.
And I’d quite like - fiiiive liiines of snow

Feel free to add 🎅🏼
On the third day of Christmas her true love sent Skankee, three real daddies for her baybees
 
Have to say didn't realise DB was such a fighter and rather dumb too. After a party he went into the bedroom Alex and Skank were in, he'd already had 3 fights downstairs and Alex had had enough when he started threatening Alex with gangsters so he ended up down the stairs😲👊
Alex and Dane got called in by CBB producers as it got into the papers (wonder who called them🤔) to make sure they would behave in the CBB house and Dane or friend of Dane threatened gangsters again🤪
This so called party at Katie's, hope the kids weren't there, but I bet they were 😔
 
Skank features in the biggest panto blunders in the Express, no doubt the Northwich Panto will say it’s all lies….let’s see eh Northwich, methinks she’ll feature again after this year’s performance 🤦🏽‍♀️😁….

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Katie dealt it🤢
Kerry smelt it🤭

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What the actual duck does KP look like ffs
Little alien head with melted ears in the wrong place masive babbon arse lips stuck to the bottom of her nose, greastmy hair
And looks like her grandads pyjamas
Bet kerry kraktona is bleeping loving being pictured next to that mutilated sack of tit, its making her look like a beauty 🤣
 
All well and good posting pictures of the hokey cokey sisters seeming to be enjoying each others company during rehearsals, BUT since Tuesday when they were pictured having a vape outside together not a single picture,video of the hokey cokey sisters socialising outside of rehearsals at Kerry cokeheads or out having girl time over the weekend. Anyone would think their posting rehearsal pictures because that's all they have of the hokey cokey sisters together and soon as rehearsals finish they go their separate ways. 🤣
 
All well and good posting pictures of the hokey cokey sisters seeming to be enjoying each others company during rehearsals, BUT since Tuesday when they were pictured having a vape outside together not a single picture,video of the hokey cokey sisters socialising outside of rehearsals at Kerry cokeheads or out having girl time over the weekend. Anyone would think their posting rehearsal pictures because that's all they have of the hokey cokey sisters together and soon as rehearsals finish they go their separate ways. 🤣
Thats because they are freneimes and only use eachother to make money, they no more like the attention that each one of them gets down to the same sob story of how hard life is for them everyone using them 🤧
 
Thats because they are freneimes and only use eachother to make money, they no more like the attention that each one of them gets down to the same sob story of how hard life is for them everyone using them 🤧
That's the puzzling thing though,, they haven't been seen together out or at Kerry cokeheads you would think they'd want to milk this with staged pictures and stories sold to the press. 🤔
 
The whole point of any show is to get the audience on side, suspend their disbelief and if comedy or tragedy to get into the story.
Kate won't do that.
She is only interested in her lines and stage time.
So she'll be skipping ahead in the script to the, what she sees as the important bits, about me me me.
What's the betting she tries to get the script changed in her favour?
Doubt Kerry will countenance that though so interesting times ahead 🤔 😁
 
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