Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho!

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Helena-botham-farter said:
She's reached Mickey Rourke proportions of ridiculousness. Mickey Rourke also has a best mate stylist who does his hair. Maybe there's something in that, if they went to someone independent they'd say, you need to stop now, no more polishing a turd, no more extensions on top of wigs, on top of thinning bits...you need to shave it or just wear a decent all over wig. At least Mickey is accepting the fact he's going grey :ROFLMAO:

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Its tragic what Mickey did to himself because he was such a handsome man before he started on the path to destruction.
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caroleffinbaskin said:
Have we heard whether she’s jumped on the Greg Wallace bandwagon yet? That’s a cast iron opportunity she won’t miss surely?
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Oh he surely wouldn't have been able to resist her many charms? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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Helena-botham-farter said:
'Kris also told The Sun he was being protective over his new girlfriend, and didn’t want to reveal her identity in a bid to enjoy a relationship away from the spotlight.''

Hmm yes, it's because of the spotlight, not due to any bunny-boiling, window climbing, obsessive ex girlfriends he might have.
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I thought he was with some other wannabee, Liz whatever her name is? They've never been seen to shun The Spotlight beforehand, or is this another one he's referring to?
 
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SmillieKylie said:
Wow there is some shocking stuff on that FB page, they are posting sarcastic comments towards anyone who questions the hiring of Skank and Krakatona, it’s so unprofessional and rude 😱 It’s not coming from the actual ABPLTD production company FB page, but the Northwich Panto FB. They are heavily supporting KK, saying she’s worked for them seven times, they love her, fair enough, I think despite KK being a complete mess as a person, she is probably ok as a panto performer, but they are also really supporting Skank, calling all negative press stories about her lies and also stated the vape story is about another cast member or backroom staff person. I do not believe this, it is Skank, she vapes on trains, on the TT lives, she will be vaping in the theatre, they are lying about it. They are saying Skank is “the hardest working person in the rehearsal room 😂 the cast and production team will testify to this“ 🤦🏽‍♀️ haha, what a lie, we know Skank doesn’t work hard, turns up late, does the bare minimum, she can’t be arsed on the TT Lives, gets bored, her performances at all the Pride gigs are lazy bad karaoke, she was dreadful at the panto last year, couldn’t dance, was out of sync with other cast members constantly, again, what lies, no way is this true.

I really believe the truth is it’s going very Pete Tong up there, both Skank and KK aren’t posting anything on SM, it’s odd. KK is prolific on her IG, every day prior to Tuesday she was posting loads of stories from her home, either hyper or depressed, but since Day 1 of rehearsals she‘s stopped. This maybe to hide the fact that Skank isn’t there, but these two besties aren’t posting anything from the panto or socialising together, why 🤔

Here are a few more of the sarcastic replies from the wankers at the Northwich panto, there are loads like this, I so hope this defence of Skank blows up badly for them, it must do, and the reviews call out Skank’s performance, cos I guarantee it will be awful, she has zero talents to be on that stage, she is not hard working, whoever is writing this stuff is a total twit. Is Dim Lynne writing this, might as well be, they are insulting members of the public constantly, I can’t believe it


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I would not be surprised by a notice saying Skank 'has sadly had to pull out of the panto' due to 'a family emergency' ... 'we hope to work with her again in the future' .... which will be code for she has been sacked ... public defense of their 'big panto names', all be it low level on SM, is standard and not a surprise to me at this stage. KK seems to be distancing herself ... Let's see how this pans out
 
i was just thinking about the comment she made about she can count on one hand how many people she as slept with may be she is telling the truth about that just maybe as she as kids by 3 guys they are actually the only guys she as slept with maybe as we suspect she as fake(paid) relationships to keep her in the press all the others were just fake(paid) relationships to keep her in the press and none of the guys actually went any where near her lol
 
SmillieKylie said:
Wow there is some shocking stuff on that FB page, they are posting sarcastic comments towards anyone who questions the hiring of Skank and Krakatona, it’s so unprofessional and rude 😱 It’s not coming from the actual ABPLTD production company FB page, but the Northwich Panto FB. They are heavily supporting KK, saying she’s worked for them seven times, they love her, fair enough, I think despite KK being a complete mess as a person, she is probably ok as a panto performer, but they are also really supporting Skank, calling all negative press stories about her lies and also stated the vape story is about another cast member or backroom staff person. I do not believe this, it is Skank, she vapes on trains, on the TT lives, she will be vaping in the theatre, they are lying about it. They are saying Skank is “the hardest working person in the rehearsal room 😂 the cast and production team will testify to this“ 🤦🏽‍♀️ haha, what a lie, we know Skank doesn’t work hard, turns up late, does the bare minimum, she can’t be arsed on the TT Lives, gets bored, her performances at all the Pride gigs are lazy bad karaoke, she was dreadful at the panto last year, couldn’t dance, was out of sync with other cast members constantly, again, what lies, no way is this true.

I really believe the truth is it’s going very Pete Tong up there, both Skank and KK aren’t posting anything on SM, it’s odd. KK is prolific on her IG, every day prior to Tuesday she was posting loads of stories from her home, either hyper or depressed, but since Day 1 of rehearsals she‘s stopped. This maybe to hide the fact that Skank isn’t there, but these two besties aren’t posting anything from the panto or socialising together, why 🤔

Here are a few more of the sarcastic replies from the wankers at the Northwich panto, there are loads like this, I so hope this defence of Skank blows up badly for them, it must do, and the reviews call out Skank’s performance, cos I guarantee it will be awful, she has zero talents to be on that stage, she is not hard working, whoever is writing this stuff is a total twit. Is Dim Lynne writing this, might as well be, they are insulting members of the public constantly, I can’t believe it


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Yeah I agree. Their responses really don't show them in a very professional light which probably explains why they hired this waster in the first place
 
Blodwin said:
Yeah I agree. Their responses really don't show them in a very professional light which probably explains why they hired this waster in the first place
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I agree - the company appears unprofessional to allow this, Skank is in the bottom end of the zlebrity panto pool - this company are still at the arse end, but, are one rung up from last years panto company thanks to KK getting her the job (which she is most likely regretting)
 
I mean people make mistakes, show remorse and change. But not KP, then she gets rewarded for bad behaviour by being given work and not cancelled.
It really isn’t a good look to employ someone who has done…

Revenge porn
Hit people
Demeans men when talking about their manhood
Drug user
Drinker
Drives illegally
Double bankrupt unpaid taxes
Ripped people off, financially and morally
Had her kids removed, more than once and neglects them
Lies, cheats
Only fans
Animal abuser

But hey, what does it matter what most of the general public think 🤷🏻‍♀️ she will bring them media attention (even if it’s bad) and seems she can’t do no wrong.
So how come if she was sooooo good at the panto last year, why wasn’t she invited back. 🤔
 
Where are the twins? So she took the cats with her but left them behind!?

Saw the milky boy kid a couple of times when he was with skanky, he was quite a small lad and looked younger in the flesh. Exactly what reason would he have to fight skankys ex's??? Like others have said just another nobody wanting to be a zlebrity. I thought he was with that Liz another wannabe, wasn't she once described by some one on here who knew her as a hobosexual?

Keeping on topic re; skanky, I think Northwich panto doth protest too much!
 
Krakatona has finally posted a morning video with her kids (as usual she’s slurring ) no sign of Skank or her lackey man-child, she ain’t with KK is she, but why the secret squirrel, we aren’t even getting the crappy Collagen adverts from wherever she’s actually staying, why you hide Skank, why 🤔 Skank must be going mad stuck with just Lego, she is so dismissive of him on the Lives, she’s clearly bored of him, ooooh wonder how they are coping, hiding away together, he looked really miserable in those pap photos the other day, and if things are going as badly as we think they are in the panto, I bet she’s in a constant foul mood 😁
 
I think we need to start The Twelve Days of Skanky
suggestions very welcome -

On the first day of Christmas her true love sent Skankeee
A lay-by to stop and have a pee
On the second day of Christmas her true love sent Skankee
Two bankruptcies

etc etc, but think we need something other than true love, cos we all know her one true love was Pete.
And I’d quite like - fiiiive liiines of snow

Feel free to add 🎅🏼
 
SmillieKylie said:
Krakatona has finally posted a morning video with her kids (as usual she’s slurring ) no sign of Skank or her lackey man-child, she ain’t with KK is she, but why the secret squirrel, we aren’t even getting the crappy Collagen adverts from wherever she’s actually staying, why you hide Skank, why 🤔 Skank must be going mad stuck with just Lego, she is so dismissive of him on the Lives, she’s clearly bored of him, ooooh wonder how they are coping, hiding away together, he looked really miserable in those pap photos the other day, and if things are going as badly as we think they are in the panto, I bet she’s in a constant foul mood 😁
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My thinking skank left it to late as usual to rent somewhere or got refused by a letting agency after trashing the rental last year so asked KK if she could stop there, initially KK agreed but when she found out H and the animals would be coming with bong boy and dim Lynne as H's carer she said NO. So poor skanky had to find a crappy one bed studio apartment to rent with bong boy who i think signed for it. Couple that with the panto stories and think there's a frosty atmosphere between skank and KK that's why Tuesdays pictures outside and in rehearsals are the only time they've been pictured together. 🤔
 
SmillieKylie said:
Wow there is some shocking stuff on that FB page, they are posting sarcastic comments towards anyone who questions the hiring of Skank and Krakatona, it’s so unprofessional and rude 😱 It’s not coming from the actual ABPLTD production company FB page, but the Northwich Panto FB. They are heavily supporting KK, saying she’s worked for them seven times, they love her, fair enough, I think despite KK being a complete mess as a person, she is probably ok as a panto performer, but they are also really supporting Skank, calling all negative press stories about her lies and also stated the vape story is about another cast member or backroom staff person. I do not believe this, it is Skank, she vapes on trains, on the TT lives, she will be vaping in the theatre, they are lying about it. They are saying Skank is “the hardest working person in the rehearsal room 😂 the cast and production team will testify to this“ 🤦🏽‍♀️ haha, what a lie, we know Skank doesn’t work hard, turns up late, does the bare minimum, she can’t be arsed on the TT Lives, gets bored, her performances at all the Pride gigs are lazy bad karaoke, she was dreadful at the panto last year, couldn’t dance, was out of sync with other cast members constantly, again, what lies, no way is this true.

I really believe the truth is it’s going very Pete Tong up there, both Skank and KK aren’t posting anything on SM, it’s odd. KK is prolific on her IG, every day prior to Tuesday she was posting loads of stories from her home, either hyper or depressed, but since Day 1 of rehearsals she‘s stopped. This maybe to hide the fact that Skank isn’t there, but these two besties aren’t posting anything from the panto or socialising together, why 🤔

Here are a few more of the sarcastic replies from the wankers at the Northwich panto, there are loads like this, I so hope this defence of Skank blows up badly for them, it must do, and the reviews call out Skank’s performance, cos I guarantee it will be awful, she has zero talents to be on that stage, she is not hard working, whoever is writing this stuff is a total twit. Is Dim Lynne writing this, might as well be, they are insulting members of the public constantly, I can’t believe it


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How professional 😩
 
DC16 said:
I mean people make mistakes, show remorse and change. But not KP, then she gets rewarded for bad behaviour by being given work and not cancelled.
It really isn’t a good look to employ someone who has done…

Revenge porn
Hit people
Demeans men when talking about their manhood
Drug user
Drinker
Drives illegally
Double bankrupt unpaid taxes
Ripped people off, financially and morally
Had her kids removed, more than once and neglects them
Lies, cheats
Only fans
Animal abuser

But hey, what does it matter what most of the general public think 🤷🏻‍♀️ she will bring them media attention (even if it’s bad) and seems she can’t do no wrong.
So how come if she was sooooo good at the panto last year, why wasn’t she invited back. 🤔
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IF… she was a man, she 100% would be cancelled long ago. The sexual stuff she’s done/said/shown is more than enough to cancel her, let alone all the other stuff. I just do. Not. Understand. It!!!!
 
SewerGrapes said:
Good evening Krusties; I'm hoping to keep up with these KP threads as yet again gonna be in hospital at Xmas for my other knee replacement which means I've got to get my finger out and write/send cards, put tree up and wrap presents asap. This last few weeks, and the next few, myself and Son of Sewer have yet more to attend. Yesterday I got a big shock:
I was invited by our surgery to have a Lung-Function-Test. I am a long-time smoker with friends who have C.O.P.D. so it was defo no surprise to learn that I also have it. Been issued an inhaler to open up my airways which helped me stop coughing in bed.
Unfortunately, I also discovered that my LUNG-AGE is that of a 90 year old. I also know know all too well what the implications are if I don't quit. I don't think I can. Last year I lost 2 stone in readiness for my knee replacement last year, and I've also stopped drinking. Being an 'oral personality' (careful, Stan ;)) I will struggle for a replacement. Vapes have me coughing my guts up and dangerous to lung-health too, they say. Ooer ...
I need some hot, fresh :coffee: regarding KPs Christmas fiasco so I can laugh with you all. 😘
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I had to give up after having a stroke. I smoked upwards of 20 a day, started when I was 14. My lung age is now only 2yrs older than I actually am after giving up for 4 yrs. Best thing I ever done
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Oh wait sock boy says he doesn't want to say who his new partner of because of the spotlight/unwanted publicity
... he hasn't got back with skank has he? Hence him getting all punch happy
 
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