Katie Hayes #23 Heads are spinning, Dena’s winning. Cheryl’s fled, where’s me head?!

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QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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Died 🤣🤣🤣
 
noseybirdxo said:
i always see this charlottes name but have no idea who she is? is she a wag or an influencer or what?
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her dad was famous - that’s about it 🤣 he was the comedian Les Dawson. She was a terrible make up artist so done the rounds on any reality show that would have her and the opening of every envelope on the north west coast until something stuck. Hard life with no talent/skill other than uploading nonsense online. Went to the same photoshop school as ol Truffle momma tho.
 
Shouldn’t it be 👨🏻👶🏼???

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Burrito88 said:
I was curious too it’s like an organ donation and helps people getting bone grafts and reconstructive surgery. Only some hospitals do it though, not sure if APH does?
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Yeah I’ve heard that they can use it for all sorts, like skin grafts for burn victims and if you have some forms of cancer they can grow stem cells from it, science is mad. I’d rather donate to a good cause like that, than stuffing it into pills.
 
lollianna said:
I was out shopping on day 4 after my section, ended up being set back by doing too much a few days later but overall I did recover well as I’d had an elective one. She’s deffo had one too as an emergency one means you’ve been labouring hours before hand and the recovery and toll on your body is brutal.
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Don’t you think it was an emergency one as she still has false nails or gel on
I’m sure your now allowed nails for a planned section
 
DJT said:
HOW IS THIS WOMAN OUT?!
I’ve had two kids, no csections but the pains are unreal. The contraction pains when you breastfeed. The bleeding. Cant imagine what a duck off cut across your body would feel like getting in and out of cars. I was adamant to go the shops once about a week after my first and I near fainted carrying the shopping into the house!
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You’re not supposed to drive for like 6 weeks either 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m guessing she’ll be scooting around in the cheap heap jeep without her seatbelt on by the weekend 🙄
 
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