Katie Hayes #23 Heads are spinning, Dena’s winning. Cheryl’s fled, where’s me head?!

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QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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“Oh don’t u just absolutely ADORE them...” as she walks AWAY from the baby!!! 🙄
How the bleedin hell has she gone out? I was pissing blood for about a month after each of mine. A week after my second I walked to Tesco which was just over the road and I was literally hanging off the pram!! I had knickers on that came up to my boobs, the thickest maternity pad on, and had scragged a comb thru my hair. Had to sit down in the cafe and send my other half for the few bits I wanted because I was wiped out!!
I really wish she’d just say that being a mum is amazing and your heart does hurt with how much you love your new little one, but it’s bleeping solid too!
 
Noseybonk said:
Could someone post this pic please. Because.... A) I am blocked by big hard Chezza. B) I am a nosey bastard! C) my internet is shite so Gramster won’t work. B is obviously the most important reason 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Here you go ma love
 

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I took some time off the threads as she was just winding me up, I thought after the baby she’d be less of an entitled twit but she really isn’t.

4 days old she’s already parading baby around the Wirral coffee shops, boasting about how fabulous breastfeeding is despite the fact she isn’t breastfeeding, hiding babies face (no doubt she’ll do a story saying how she’s had literally 1000’s of messages “haven’t I Matt” asking to see Olives face) and got god knows how many people traipsing COVID in and out of her house, no pictures of her Mum and Baby though, just those worth reposting on the gram.

Oh and she had a section as well so you’d think she’d be resting up a bit?
 
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I AM NEW MUM...

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Like she was i am health visitor 😂

QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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Everyone round sitting on the floor 🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucken dead here barb 😂😂
 
QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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There she is!! Whats appenin gerrrrl? How arrrrre we? Keepin me goin you. 🙌😉

*farts going up every step* killed me offffff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
Iv missed loads trying to scan thru 😩 she’s even more annoying now and imo the baby looks jaundice or is that a filter?
 
Has this been mentioned? She’s reposted a post that Charlotte Dawson posted about alcohol free Prosecco.... difference with them is I actually love Charlotte, she’s hysterical and so down to earth. Doesn’t come across as if she’s up her own ass unlike THM who thinks she’s the Queen of insta. How the hell can THM think she would be taken seriously with the whole alcohol saga AGAIN 🥱 really needs to bore off - please can dirty dick DJ Indesit take her phone off her and anything that can log into the internet and lash it... we need a break from this constant fuckery 😫😫😫
 

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Lovemyladygarden said:
Has this been mentioned? She’s reposted a post that Charlotte Dawson posted about alcohol free Prosecco.... difference with them is I actually love Charlotte, she’s hysterical and so down to earth. Doesn’t come across as if she’s up her own ass unlike THM who thinks she’s the Queen of insta. How the hell can THM think she would be taken seriously with the whole alcohol saga AGAIN 🥱 really needs to bore off - please can dirty dick DJ Indesit take her phone off her and anything that can log into the internet and lash it... we need a break from this constant fuckery 😫😫😫
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i always see this charlottes name but have no idea who she is? is she a wag or an influencer or what?
 
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