Katie Hayes #23 Heads are spinning, Dena’s winning. Cheryl’s fled, where’s me head?!

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Lovemyladygarden said:
Has this been mentioned? She’s reposted a post that Charlotte Dawson posted about alcohol free Prosecco.... difference with them is I actually love Charlotte, she’s hysterical and so down to earth. Doesn’t come across as if she’s up her own ass unlike THM who thinks she’s the Queen of insta. How the hell can THM think she would be taken seriously with the whole alcohol saga AGAIN 🥱 really needs to bore off - please can dirty dick DJ Indesit take her phone off her and anything that can log into the internet and lash it... we need a break from this constant fuckery 😫😫😫
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I saw this post off Charlotte & my heart actually sank! I adore her and her “I don’t give a fook” ways. But this post she did reflected THM’s so much! It was about getting trolled for drinking Prosecco in pregnancy.....but guuuyyzzz its Nosecco! Don’t troll me cos it’s this....fooled you!! Chazza you are 100 million times better!! Don’t copy this prat!
 
Hereforthegram said:
I saw this post off Charlotte & my heart actually sank! I adore her and her “I don’t give a fook” ways. But this post she did reflected THM’s so much! It was about getting trolled for drinking Prosecco in pregnancy.....but guuuyyzzz its Nosecco! Don’t troll me cos it’s this....fooled you!! Chazza you are 100 million times better!! Don’t copy this prat!
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wonder if it’s a PR ~stunt~ try enough preggo z listers on the nosecco, see if they get trolled until they end up in the daily mail or another big newspaper.
 
QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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Have you considered entering the One Show script writing competition?
 
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