Katie Hayes #23 Heads are spinning, Dena’s winning. Cheryl’s fled, where’s me head?!

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TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
 
It’s really pissed me off her taking that poor newborn baby out and about like it’s a bloody fashion accessory not to mention having every Tom dick and Harry inside your home. Just when I thought she couldn’t get any worse she steps up to the plate. Well done Kate you class A knobhead! Let’s hope your daughter doesn’t get any illnesses or COVID off the visitors coming and going in your house.
 
I can't watch her.
Why is she so contradictory. Why bother wasting 45 minutes (or an hour was it darlin) recording a video, giving tit information to then say.. 'Oh ask you midwifes or health visitors'.

Tell ya what Truffle hog, why don't you stop giving ill informed, unsolicited advice. Save ya death breath and concentrate on the baby love. Have a bit of mat leave instead of plowing ya gram with asslicking reposts an adverts which have no place on a make up page!!
 
QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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OHD wondering what hair colour she has 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are a genius! Xx
 
QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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bleeping HYSTERICAL
 
Verydemanding said:
Imagine for a second you are laying, numb from the tits down, on the hozzy bed, completley bollocko, and a few doctors are rummaging round your fanny sewing you up and then a nurse plonks what looks like something that should be in the butchers window in a bowl next to your head and you can see it pulsing away - if the whole pushing what feels like the 487 out of your bits thing doesn’t shock you enough
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Omg this is so accurate 🤣🤣
 
Sarah Doyle I am
Officially dead 🤣🤣🤣

QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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My tits are wobbling from laughing, neeee bleeping sweating tho. 🤣🤣🤣
 
QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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OHD wondering what her hair colour actually is 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hysterical 😂😂
 
QueenBarb said:
TONIGHT:

*all sat sweating their tyre tits off around that dining table in the green house-esk extension*

THM: *holding her phone in the air like she’s won the World cup* WELL IM OFFICIALLY BACK ON THE GRAM, MMMKAAAAY. JUS POSTING EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE OF OUR DAY MMKAY.

DELO: *rollings his wandering eye looking pissed off as duck* GONNA TRY AND GET OUT, WET BABYS HEAD KATE. ME HAIR TRANSPLANT IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD WITH ALL THIS RECENT DRAMA FROM YA. JUST GONNA GO PANEL ANYFIN I CAN GET ME TINY HANDS ON.

THM: MATT IM EXPRESSING 50 LITRES EVERY 5 MINUTES ARENT I MATT? *flops her tyre tits onto the table and a plate smashes underneath her right one* I AM HV SAID DONT PUMP FOR FIRST 6 WEEKS MMMKAY. FEEDING BABY IS BEST MATT. YOU ARE BEST DADDY MMKAY.

OHD: *sleeps in one of many gifted moses wondering to herself what hair colour she actually has*

DELO: LISTEN GERL HAV YA GIVEN ALL THAT FREE GIFTED SHITE AWAY TO A HARD UP MOMMA YET? HAVENT SEEN YA MENTION IT KATE

*THM stands up now and turns green like the hulk, tucking her Leaking tyre tits into her Sarah Doyle Maternity flares*

THM: duck SAKE MATT IM IN A BUBBLE, GOT 1000000s OF DM’s, CANT STOP CRYING, CANT STOP GOING FOR COFFEES, HAD EVERYONE ROUND SAT ON THE FLOOR CUDDLIN OLIVE MMKAY, I CANT STOP REPOSTING STORIES MMKAY CAN YA GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK IM A NEW MOMMA MMKAY.

DELO: *does a quick line off the antique cutlery off Ali Express* WHAT DO YA THINK ABAR PUTTING THE LIVING ROOM IN THAT BLACK SHED IN THE GARDEN GERL? ALL YA NEED IS 4x4 WOOD

THM: *dusting away the left over coke with a makeup brush that’s caked in makeup* HONESTLY I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO YA TALK ABAR WORK ON THIS GATED COMMUNITY HOUSE MMKAY, YOU HAD YOUR MATERNITY BEFORE THE BABY WAS HERE HOPE YA ENJOYED IT MMKAY, ITS MY TIME OFF NOW MATT MMKAY. STRESSIN ME OUT, SO, YEAH.

*THM leaves the room and walks upstairs, letting a fart out on every step*

*Delo looks over at Olive asleep and hears the Icy man parked on the front playing a little tune, he flings the door open, runs on his tip toes and jumps head first into the Ice Cream man’s open window*

ICY MAN: duck ME LAD, WHATS APNIN??

DELO: HONEST TO GOD LAD ME HEADS GONE

ICY MAN: SO NO MORE...

*The kind and understanding Ice cream man gifts a Knickerbockerglory to Delo, explains that he can stay with him in the Van until his shift is over. They both drive off to the next street*
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Hahahahahahahha I bleeping can’t with you anymore
Why am I reading it in their wool accents 😭😭😭
 
vitamintea said:
Has anyone seen Cheryl’s insta stories? Is there anything more cringe than people who purposely pose as much fake designer gear as they can in photos? It’s so desperate. Chav’s chasing status 😷
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Could someone post this pic please. Because.... A) I am blocked by big hard Chezza. B) I am a nosey bastard! C) my internet is shite so Gramster won’t work. B is obviously the most important reason 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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