Katie Hayes #23 Heads are spinning, Dena’s winning. Cheryl’s fled, where’s me head?!

[chattycatty]

That’s one of my pet hates. People saying how much of an AMAZING DADDY their fella is because he does the bare minimum of what he’s SUPPOSED to do

I’m not goin lie my fella was an absolute godsend I wouldn’t be here today without him he worked so hard full time and took care of us when I wasn’t well the bond he has with this sons is 2nd to none it makes me beam

 

[lollianna]

Genuine question, when you’re saying she’ll be bleeding do you mean from her bespoke bald Minnie? Do you still bleed down there if you have a section? My heads gone more off this child birth chat than THAT thread

Yep. It’s like every period you haven’t had for the past 9 months all in one go!

 

[chattycatty]

Her

Imagine what dirty dick is gonna do for 6 weeks with no sex!!

her mouth Or his lady friends

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

The stem cells in it can be used for testing and also for blood transplants and bone marrow transplants. I did read up on it loads, but baby brain has tendered me a useless lump now. You can have your own stores privately if you ever need any stem cell treatment but you do have to pay for it. I donated milk to the local neonatal as well, everyone was getting body fluids lol

Oh that’s amazing! What a thoughtful thing to do xxxx

 

[Charlie Farlie]

Same! I have two kids but I am still incapable of discussing childbirth, breastfeeding, placenta etc. I just want to stick my fingers in my ears and not listen or engage. I admit to buying a black and white pencil drawing baby book so I could see how big my baby was compared to a certain fruit etc, cos I was too much of a chicken to look at the full colour legs akimbo book the midwife gave me . Talking about it makes my foof heal over

Your an absolute hoot.I have to read your stuff 4 times sometimes to make sure I think what I’m thinking is correct about your post. Even images too in my head.

 

[NormalPerson]

Did she just say the baby is smiling?

 

[Noseybonk]

Your an absolute hoot.I have to read your stuff 4 times sometimes to make sure I think what I’m thinking is correct about your post. Even images too in my head.

I AM HOOT

 

[bellinibobble]

Can’t believe she’s already took the baby out to a cafe don’t know whether to be appalled or impressed that she managed that four days after a section.. she should be relaxing at home. I hope it’s not because of the building work..

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Oh ffs I feel sick why would anyone want to see her tit juice

 

[QueenBarb]

How on earth is she gonna bond properly with that baby if she’s constantly on her phone. Couldn’t take my eyes off my 1st for the first 9 months
Bet her teenage “army” of followers are LOVIN her tit juice stories. Not that her content before birth was anything to do with make up or worth a watch like

 

[Noseybonk]

@QueenBarb I can’t wait for your latest gripping instalment. Do you have another screenplay for us all later?

 

[DJT]

She just admitted to that ‘BEST PUMP OUT THERE!’ that she researched so much - not actually working. Great ad for Elvie, hope they’re happy with gifting her such an expensive pump.

Also please stop referring back to Daddy DIY, he’s not arsed!
‘WHAT WAS IT MATT? HOW LONG MATT?! WhAts ThE stEaM ThinG CaLLed MatT?!’

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

“My heart aches with how much I love her.. Anyway, back to my #gifted ad for the ‘gram..”

 

[Pink Sparkle]

I AM NEW MUM

 

[ohok]

duck me imagine following as a unsuspecting aspiring MUA then getting slapped in the eyes with THM’s tit drippings every five mins.

 

[CatHun]

So annoying that every time someone mentions something I didn’t see in the story I’ve got to click through a million reposts of half the baby’s head to get to the latest part of this car crash

 

[DJT]

Guys she isn’t an exspect

So annoying that every time someone mentions something I didn’t see in the story I’ve got to click through a million reposts of half the baby’s head to get to the latest part of this car crash

Literally just thinking this

 

[Nugget11]

Did she just say the baby is smiling?

Pretty sure someone called this a few threads back that she’d be saying she’s smiling at about 5 minutes old I can’t even deal with how thick she is

 

[Wkdbird]

I’m going to be honest with you all I lost my baby 10 weeks into my pregnancy I would have been due today! Im blessed with kids and after my last one I was seriously sick didn’t breast feed any of them!( the only person I want sucking my tits is my fella) ! I just couldn’t do it! So I’m looking at her stories and thinking OMG I wouldn’t have been able to buy half of the stuff she has she is making ppl feel inadequate! She is vile! Everything is dreamy and bespoke and perfect when really it is far from that, it’s a fuckin car crash for some ppl. It turns people’s whole world upside down. So many people will be watching this and it will make them feel like tit because their baby won’t be dreamy, they won’t be able to breastfeed, they can’t sit down coz they have been cut from there fannie to their arse hole and that’s the truth of it. But she’s lying trying to show the perfect life which it’s not! SHE FILTERED HER BABY FIRST PIC TO MAKE HER HAIR BLONDE WTF!!
Has she brought a thing for that baby? NO honest I can’t put into words how she makes me blood boil just be honest Kate you smelly meff

 

[Star12]

I get that some people exclusively pump, but why doesn’t she just feed from the breast?
Exclusively pumping is the hardest way to feed and she’s going to end up giving up.