Katie Hayes #199 Just cos it zips, doesn’t mean it fits

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She’s either going to repeat her excessive photoshopping and be a weight loss miracle within days or she’s going to do a Dawson and say she loves her wobbly bits, tiger strips and all that other nonsense, she may alternate between them depending on her mood that day.
Turkey special mummy makeover, possibly if she can get a free one.
 
WhatasadlifeJane said:
She’s either going to repeat her excessive photoshopping and be a weight loss miracle within days or she’s going to do a Dawson and say she loves her wobbly bits, tiger strips and all that other nonsense, she may alternate between them depending on her mood that day.
Turkey special mummy makeover, possibly if she can get a free one.
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Dawson knocks me sick! Them toes I have no words!!!!
 
Delstar said:
This happened to my mate. She was told at 2 scans they were having a second girl so she planned on reusing all the baby clothes and stuff from her first daughter. She didn't bum new things like our Truff. Then she gave birth and the daughter she was expecting turned out to be a boy 😬
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I used to work in a high street store where you would definitely go to buy baby clothes and gifts, it happens way more than you would think!!
And more common if you’re told it’s a girl because usually to confirm it’s a boy they’ve seen something to give it away. Where they could have missed it to say it’s a girl! X
 
WhatasadlifeJane said:
She’s either going to repeat her excessive photoshopping and be a weight loss miracle within days or she’s going to do a Dawson and say she loves her wobbly bits, tiger strips and all that other nonsense, she may alternate between them depending on her mood that day.
Turkey special mummy makeover, possibly if she can get a free one.
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Oh god! You’ve just woke up a time in my brain that I don’t want to live through again 😫 Kate standing in her underwear with a thumbs up telling us all that she loves her tiger stripes. Please Kate, I’m begging you, please don’t do this again!
 
Cindy-Lou Who said:
Oh god! You’ve just woke up a time in my brain that I don’t want to live through again 😫 Kate standing in her underwear with a thumbs up telling us all that she loves her tiger stripes. Please Kate, I’m begging you, please don’t do this again!
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I find that whole tiger stripes thing annoying tbh, it's always the ones shouting about how much they love them that then go off and meddle with every other part of their body. Guaranteed if there was a cream or treatment which actually removed stretch marks (that you could get expert level training in half a day at a backstreet hairdresser 👍🏻) they'd be plugging it like everything else.

I've got stretch marks, I've had them since I was 14 and had massive growth spurts, I just don't really think about them tbh. It's just what skin looks like 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
The term tiger stripes (or strips if you’re Kate) makes me throw up a bit in my mouth. They’re stretch marks, the end, most of the population has them to varying degrees, I hate the endless reels of people grabbing them and shoving them in your face thinking they’re doing women some kind of service. I’ve got some, so have most of the women I know, it really isn’t a big deal to anyone I’ve ever met! My fella didn’t even know what they were when I asked him once. I imagine your average tiger would be offended at thinking it has anything in common with our Kate!
 
Burrito88 said:
Tonight Josephine has themed bottomless brunch and Prosecco pong, Alcatraz you dress up as prisoners and have to smuggle booze past prison guards, Coyote Ugly also do bottomless brunch.
Just don’t go to truff to get your makeup done 😂
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Alcatraz is genuinely good, I went for a hen party last year, didn’t have high hopes but it was soooo good!
And deffo second bongos bingo as well if you can get tickets. I’m a bit fussy with nights out coz I’m a cranky old cow nowadays but always have a ball at bongos and nobody gives a duck what you’re doing or wearing, everyone’s just in their own bubble which is nice.
Ghetto golf is good and they’ve opened a karaoke as well which is also good, or that junkyard golf in L1 is dead good as well.
Loooooads of bottomless brunch options all over the place so depends what vibe you want!
 
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