Katie Hayes #199 Just cos it zips, doesn’t mean it fits

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Remember when she was about 12 months old and asked for horse riding lessons 👀🤥
Funny really because Larton's insurance doesn't cover them to provide horse riding lessons for 2/3 year olds. Best they can do is plonk the kid on and lead the horse on a 5 minute walk.... but they where made up with Olive's natural ability hmmm? 🤥
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Remember just before Olive was born, and Kate went on about this “gorgeous breakfast date before the baby was born”.

She was going with Delo.
Delo ended up in some party in Rock Ferry the night before and Kate ended up going on the bounce and wooling him out the party - heavily pregnant may I add!

Then she ragged him out for breakfast dead early and lashed his mugshot on Instagram!

He looked like he wished he was dead. Read the wiki.
She well wigged him 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I wonder if olive is gonna be there for the birth? She might as well, every other part of the pregnancy has had her involved. No doubt C sections will be her favourite, all the surgeons will just LOVE her, an she will deliver the baby herself, in Spanish.
Of course in her scrubs ( pink as well … I mean she is a girl) cutting the umbilical cord whilst doing a peace sign ✌️
 

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I don't think it's Berry.Matt slipped up and said Beatrix.Tattle found out.Shes now telling people different names to throw us off.If she does actually name her Berry I will absolutely laugh my tits off.
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Katie hayes #200 Is it Beatrix is it berry, is Matt still shagging around rock ferry

Don’t know if you can say shagging so feel free to change that
 
Really not the best pic so apologies , but someone asked on here the other day if she is still driving round in a smashed up rangey and the answer is yes she is ! Seen her parked up in village hotel today! Throws a wedding style baby shower to make out she’s loaded but in reality cannot afford to get her car fixed it’s fuckin laughable!! It’s been like that for over a year now and there really is no excuse , how many 24 hour holidays has she had since she smashed her car up?? Get your priorities in order you big smelly oaf ! i die of embarrassment for her !! Money talks , wealth whispers and you truff have fuckin neither 🫣
 

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I’d laugh if this is one of the baby’s vests and they’ve revealed the name by accident 👀

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Gigi is lust livings new baby’s name
I’m sure truff will copy her as usual with a video of oluv meeting little tiny baby berry/Beatrix and how shes the best big sister 🙄
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Can confirm, Slug and Lettuce have stopped doing the cocktail making class - I'm having bottomless brunch there for a hen next month, will report back!
I’ve done bottomless brunch in slug an lettuce few times it’s a laugh an good value, they just keep the ale coming 😄
 
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Really not the best pic so apologies , but someone asked on here the other day if she is still driving round in a smashed up rangey and the answer is yes she is ! Seen her parked up in village hotel today! Throws a wedding style baby shower to make out she’s loaded but in reality cannot afford to get her car fixed it’s fuckin laughable!! It’s been like that for over a year now and there really is no excuse , how many 24 hour holidays has she had since she smashed her car up?? Get your priorities in order you big smelly oaf ! i die of embarrassment for her !! Money talks , wealth whispers and you truff have fuckin neither 🫣
Fur coat no nags 😂😂😂😂 our kates is
 
Really not the best pic so apologies , but someone asked on here the other day if she is still driving round in a smashed up rangey and the answer is yes she is ! Seen her parked up in village hotel today! Throws a wedding style baby shower to make out she’s loaded but in reality cannot afford to get her car fixed it’s fuckin laughable!! It’s been like that for over a year now and there really is no excuse , how many 24 hour holidays has she had since she smashed her car up?? Get your priorities in order you big smelly oaf ! i die of embarrassment for her !! Money talks , wealth whispers and you truff have fuckin neither 🫣
Would this explain why there was a random car door on her front a few months back? Didn’t quite fit with the autumnal aesthetic at Christmas.
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Also I’m sticking with Beryl, she specifically said it goes well with Olive and I think they go perfectly well together and I genuinely don’t know anyone called Beryl except my neighbours cat.
 
Would this explain why there was a random car door on her front a few months back? Didn’t quite fit with the autumnal aesthetic at Christmas.
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Also I’m sticking with Beryl, she specifically said it goes well with Olive and I think they go perfectly well together and I genuinely don’t know anyone called Beryl except my neighbours cat.
Beryl the Bespoke.
 
Would this explain why there was a random car door on her front a few months back? Didn’t quite fit with the autumnal aesthetic at Christmas.
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Also I’m sticking with Beryl, she specifically said it goes well with Olive and I think they go perfectly well together and I genuinely don’t know anyone called Beryl except my neighbours cat.
My dads cat is called Beryl 😅 he wanted a cat called Colin but it was female 😅
 
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