Funny really because Larton's insurance doesn't cover them to provide horse riding lessons for 2/3 year olds. Best they can do is plonk the kid on and lead the horse on a 5 minute walk.... but they where made up with Olive's natural ability hmmm?Remember when she was about 12 months old and asked for horse riding lessons
She well wigged himRemember just before Olive was born, and Kate went on about this “gorgeous breakfast date before the baby was born”.
She was going with Delo.
Delo ended up in some party in Rock Ferry the night before and Kate ended up going on the bounce and wooling him out the party - heavily pregnant may I add!
Then she ragged him out for breakfast dead early and lashed his mugshot on Instagram!
He looked like he wished he was dead. Read the wiki.
Of course in her scrubs ( pink as well … I mean she is a girl) cutting the umbilical cord whilst doing a peace signI wonder if olive is gonna be there for the birth? She might as well, every other part of the pregnancy has had her involved. No doubt C sections will be her favourite, all the surgeons will just LOVE her, an she will deliver the baby herself, in Spanish.
I think she throws a slice of cheese with holes in, on a page of a thesaurus and then uses that word for the weekHowling that “nurish” is her new word of the day today
to be stupid enough take her on as a client, they probably haven’t done any due diligence and know duck all about her homophobic racist outbursts or that everything she turn her hand to turns to titHer new management must be working hard to contact all companies for freebies for her The bum …
Maybe when mez dropped her on her head as a baby her arse fell down to her backThat hunchback and pancake ass.
Love it when people find a new word and shoehorn it into every conversationI think she throws a slice of cheese with holes in, on a page of a thesaurus and then uses that word for the week
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She probably thinks it’s some kind of dinosaurI think she throws a slice of cheese with holes in, on a page of a thesaurus and then uses that word for the week
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stupid of me to think she’d know what thesaurus is
Thread suggestionI don't think it's Berry.Matt slipped up and said Beatrix.Tattle found out.Shes now telling people different names to throw us off.If she does actually name her Berry I will absolutely laugh my tits off.
Gigi is lust livings new baby’s nameI’d laugh if this is one of the baby’s vests and they’ve revealed the name by accident
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I’ve done bottomless brunch in slug an lettuce few times it’s a laugh an good value, they just keep the ale comingCan confirm, Slug and Lettuce have stopped doing the cocktail making class - I'm having bottomless brunch there for a hen next month, will report back!
Fur coat no nags our kates isReally not the best pic so apologies , but someone asked on here the other day if she is still driving round in a smashed up rangey and the answer is yes she is ! Seen her parked up in village hotel today! Throws a wedding style baby shower to make out she’s loaded but in reality cannot afford to get her car fixed it’s fuckin laughable!! It’s been like that for over a year now and there really is no excuse , how many 24 hour holidays has she had since she smashed her car up?? Get your priorities in order you big smelly oaf ! i die of embarrassment for her !! Money talks , wealth whispers and you truff have fuckin neither
And the fur coat is Genuine Faux fur from Caramella and it's INSAAAAAAANNNNE, the fur is SO THICK GUYYYZZZZZ, just WOWFur coat no nags our kates is
Can I just pat myself on the back for introducing Barry as a name suggestion! Thank me later, Truff.If it ends up being a surprise boy, it’ll be easy to change all the gifted monogrammed stuff to BARRY! Barry Delamere fits in well with Mary’s line of business. I can just see young Barry, the joinery apprentice.
Would this explain why there was a random car door on her front a few months back? Didn’t quite fit with the autumnal aesthetic at Christmas.Really not the best pic so apologies , but someone asked on here the other day if she is still driving round in a smashed up rangey and the answer is yes she is ! Seen her parked up in village hotel today! Throws a wedding style baby shower to make out she’s loaded but in reality cannot afford to get her car fixed it’s fuckin laughable!! It’s been like that for over a year now and there really is no excuse , how many 24 hour holidays has she had since she smashed her car up?? Get your priorities in order you big smelly oaf ! i die of embarrassment for her !! Money talks , wealth whispers and you truff have fuckin neither
Maybe when mez dropped her on her head as a baby her arse fell down to her back
Beryl the Bespoke.Would this explain why there was a random car door on her front a few months back? Didn’t quite fit with the autumnal aesthetic at Christmas.
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Also I’m sticking with Beryl, she specifically said it goes well with Olive and I think they go perfectly well together and I genuinely don’t know anyone called Beryl except my neighbours cat.
My dads cat is called Beryl he wanted a cat called Colin but it was femaleWould this explain why there was a random car door on her front a few months back? Didn’t quite fit with the autumnal aesthetic at Christmas.
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Also I’m sticking with Beryl, she specifically said it goes well with Olive and I think they go perfectly well together and I genuinely don’t know anyone called Beryl except my neighbours cat.
Beryl is a brilliant cat name tbfMy dads cat is called Beryl he wanted a cat called Colin but it was female