Katie Hayes #199 Just cos it zips, doesn’t mean it fits

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Remember when the bespoke was straight out of the womb and Kate was bragging how tanned she was!! 😂😂😂😂 Wonder if Baby Barry will also have a touch of the jaundice.

Also my god I hate the term ‘baby bubble’. Not quite in your baby bubble were you Kate suffering from the baby blues and a post c section infection.
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Not_A_Troll said:
Scruffy witch
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So this is 4 days later? I’ve not had my car cleaned in months and it’s nowhere near like this! And that’s 2 kids inc a footballer!

I bet her utility room smells like that wet washing/ dog smell you get when you buy an item off a scrubber on Vinted!
 
There will be no lessons learned from last time will there.
C-section infection✔️
Poorly sterilised bottles✔️
Out with her mates in 9 days✔️
Barry permanently in a car seat✔️
Hand held thermometer in Barry’s hand✔️
Barry in her car seat edge of the kitchen worktop✔

Olive will be committing merderrrrrr when she meets baby Barry and Barry is getting all the attention. And im here for it, Kate gets all she deserves
 
Trolling.around said:
If you don’t have accommodation booked, book an apartment. Ends up being really cheap If loads…
If you want like an afternoon tea themed afternoon, Jam restaurant is good. Or book a bottomless brunch or cocktail making class. cocktails class I done 1 in slug & lettuce in Essex years ago. Was boss! Bottomless brunch I’ve only done it in turtle bay. Was really good. Although cocktails mainly consisted of rum, so strong!!
Definitely go to Baltic market 1 afternoon. Fab food there. Don’t forget to buy a shoe rack & DIY your own grazing table for the Galio’s.. night scene I couldn’t tell you, I hardly go out anymore sorry. Plus I’m old so depends on ages? ❤ You’ll have a ball whatever you do xxx
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Can confirm, Slug and Lettuce have stopped doing the cocktail making class - I'm having bottomless brunch there for a hen next month, will report back!
 
I’m getting spinning head vibes off that kid when she has to share big momma with Brian/Barry Bespoke
 

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Moffat1 said:
Truffs boring now.
Can anyone recommend places to go in Liverpool for a hen do? Nice not too tacky but still a good laugh. Booked there for my sisters hen do next year and not sure where to start 🙈 half of us are mums and are all Scottish too so just want to drink and dance 💃🏽
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I did my hen do in Liverpool - was a while ago 👵🏻 but
I can’t for the life of me remember where we stayed but they could sleep 5 per room which made it so much fun as we could get ready together, someone was awake when you were etc. We did afternoon tea there & it had a spa downstairs (someone local might be able to help!!! iPhone pictures say Liverpool - Castle St) but it was full of hen dos and so literally just enjoyed ourselves with no worry.
We spent Friday in the spa, then having a chilled dinner, followed by ‘games’. Saturday morning shopping, afternoon tea, got hair and make up done, had a really nice dinner, cocktail making, then went out (I fear the places we went might be outdated but Liverpool was a great night out! Pretty sure the last place we went was Alma De Cuba?!) then Sunday we peeled ourself out of bed, breakfast and home.
So not specific but hopefully ideas none the less 🥰
 
loveanatter said:
I did my hen do in Liverpool - was a while ago 👵🏻 but
I can’t for the life of me remember where we stayed but they could sleep 5 per room which made it so much fun as we could get ready together, someone was awake when you were etc. We did afternoon tea there & it had a spa downstairs (someone local might be able to help!!!) but it was full of hen dos and so literally just enjoyed ourselves with no worry.
We spent Friday in the spa, then having a chilled dinner, followed by ‘games’. Saturday morning shopping, afternoon tea, got hair and make up done, had a really nice dinner, cocktail making, then went out (I fear the places we went might be outdated but Liverpool was a great night out! Pretty sure the last place we went was Alma De Cuba?!) then Sunday we peeled ourself out of bed, breakfast and home.
So not specific but hopefully ideas none the less 🥰
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Bloody hell!!! Flashbacks of me getting totally lost in Belfast on a hen weekend. Phone battery dead. Couldn’t even remember the name of the hotel we were staying in. I obviously got there eventually. My mate giving me tit the next morning like she was my mother 🤣🤣
 
Bets on how long before she crashes and burns with two kids. Bespoke Barry screaming down one ear for a change/feed. The child of Satan screaming merrdeeerr down the other one because she’s not getting all the attention. Mary threatening to duck off then she reminds him that he gets scrounged roast dinners. Mez still waiting for her window wiper and roasties. The upside down house looking more of tit hole than it usually does. Filtering herself to look like Victoria Beckham the day after she gets home from hospital. Her “mates” reacting by doing the dirty on her and posting pictures of her looking like Gemma Collins but larger. Her posting content about how it’s all the evil trolls fault
 
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