Katie Hayes #199 Just cos it zips, doesn’t mean it fits
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Tomi2015
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Shes made a rod for her own back by turning that kid into an obnoxious little brat. I bet she will posting like she’s Mother Earth though and that Olive just loves bespoke Barry (she’s her favourite). The tit is definitely going to hit the fan. I’m taking bookings for front row seats. Sorry they’re not gifted.Haha yup - wonder if Olaf will still hurt her heart then
Burrito88
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Tonight Josephine has themed bottomless brunch and Prosecco pong, Alcatraz you dress up as prisoners and have to smuggle booze past prison guards, Coyote Ugly also do bottomless brunch.Truffs boring now.
Can anyone recommend places to go in Liverpool for a hen do? Nice not too tacky but still a good laugh. Booked there for my sisters hen do next year and not sure where to starthalf of us are mums and are all Scottish too so just want to drink and dance
Just don’t go to truff to get your makeup done
Tomi2015
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Maybe some people like to look like Oompa Loompas…troll!!!Tonight Josephine has themed bottomless brunch and Prosecco pong, Alcatraz you dress up as prisoners and have to smuggle booze past prison guards, Coyote Ugly also do bottomless brunch.
Just don’t go to truff to get your makeup done
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Mez might move in to help her. She’d have to sleep on top of the washing machine though or in the little car top tent thing.
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That house and her car will be crawling with crappy nappies within a week. The dirty skanky woman doesn’t even clean up now.
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missshelby
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OMG same flashbackBloody hell!!! Flashbacks of me getting totally lost in Belfast on a hen weekend. Phone battery dead. Couldn’t even remember the name of the hotel we were staying in. I obviously got there eventually. My mate giving me tit the next morning like she was my mother
I did the same in Dublin,the nightclub just threw everyone out in the street and me & my friend got separated from everyone else,and ended up staying in some Scottish Rugby guys hotel ! We never lived it down & the walk of shame back to hotel next morning 
Bunny Rockard
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Remember just before Olive was born, and Kate went on about this “gorgeous breakfast date before the baby was born”.
She was going with Delo.
Delo ended up in some party in Rock Ferry the night before and Kate ended up going on the bounce and wooling him out the party - heavily pregnant may I add!
Then she ragged him out for breakfast dead early and lashed his mugshot on Instagram!
He looked like he wished he was dead. Read the wiki.
She was going with Delo.
Delo ended up in some party in Rock Ferry the night before and Kate ended up going on the bounce and wooling him out the party - heavily pregnant may I add!
Then she ragged him out for breakfast dead early and lashed his mugshot on Instagram!
He looked like he wished he was dead. Read the wiki.
gigi_93
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When do we think the new spawn’s first brush with death at the hands of Kate will be? Olive’s was at the garden rave when she was a few minutes old, balanced in her car seat on garden chairs while the adults drank and danced! It was so cute it made my heart hurt! 
then the time she was dragged behind a bike in a contraption made for older children. Honestly how is the kid alive
then the time she was dragged behind a bike in a contraption made for older children. Honestly how is the kid alive
Blahblahblahhhhhh
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When do we think the new spawn’s first brush with death at the hands of Kate will be? Olive’s was at the garden rave when she was a few minutes old, balanced in her car seat on garden chairs while the adults drank and danced! It was so cute it made my heart hurt!
Baby Barry will be in a bouncer teetering dangerously close to the edge of the island with in a week with Olive sat on the induction hob whispering ‘merrrdeeerr’ at her. Max will be circling below cause Olive will no doubt be stuffing her grid but guyyyzzzz she’s still super unique and small (Kate’s camera adds 3 years) yet wears age 5-6 clothes because she’s a *cough cough* unit.
Or maybe Barry will be eating too as, you know, weaning is Truff’s passion and she’s a pro at blending, just like when she blended her chippy chips after a gastric band.
She is a bleeping beast.
Bopbop
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Tonight Josephine has themed bottomless brunch and Prosecco pong, Alcatraz you dress up as prisoners and have to smuggle booze past prison guards, Coyote Ugly also do bottomless brunch.
Just don’t go to truff to get your makeup done
Masons is amazing for groups, also the shankly hotel as they’re both aimed at big groups for brunch.
both have entertainment and the foods always been good in both.
staying I would get a air bnb as hotels are expensive x
Trollypusher
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When do we think the new spawn’s first brush with death at the hands of Kate will be? Olive’s was at the garden rave when she was a few minutes old, balanced in her car seat on garden chairs while the adults drank and danced! It was so cute it made my heart hurt!
I had to get rid of my baby bjorn bouncer for my second as his otherwise well behaved and gentle sister couldn't resist the urge to bounce him constantly with the might of a baby elephant so I'm gonna say Oluv will be catapulting Barry over the river Mersey from the totally bespoke gifted bouncer by day 3.
Erling Haaland
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Imagine if the baby comes out pale and completely bald now
Imagine if the baby comes out pale and completely bald now
Imagine it comes out a boy HAHAHAHAHA
Retro80s
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Why is she such a scruff; how did Olive get hold of that stuff to make a mess without truff seeing her?
why is she taking so much tit to the hospital? Why hasn’t she washed the baby clothes and sterilised the dummy’s? Why does the baby need 7 babygrows and vests ffs, and a choice of going home outfits?
She’s a bleeping nightmare, everything has got to be so extra with her, she hasn’t got a clue!
why is she taking so much tit to the hospital? Why hasn’t she washed the baby clothes and sterilised the dummy’s? Why does the baby need 7 babygrows and vests ffs, and a choice of going home outfits?
She’s a bleeping nightmare, everything has got to be so extra with her, she hasn’t got a clue!
Bunny Rockard
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I can’t believe she’s not washed the baby’s clothes, and sterilised the bottles and dummies, I didn’t think people needed telling this stuff.
But then it just proves to me no one cares to even offer advice anymore, her family & friends just don’t give a tit. That’s really sad. Read the wiki.
But then it just proves to me no one cares to even offer advice anymore, her family & friends just don’t give a tit. That’s really sad. Read the wiki.
I’ve seen all these on tik tok but didn’t know if they are shite or not?Tonight Josephine has themed bottomless brunch and Prosecco pong, Alcatraz you dress up as prisoners and have to smuggle booze past prison guards, Coyote Ugly also do bottomless brunch.
Just don’t go to truff to get your makeup done
Fashungoth
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Demilee124
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I don’t think anyone dares give her any advice as she sees it as an attack
Bunny Rockard
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I can understand her feeling personally attacked when offered advice, but I also know my mum and my friends, would not give a shiney shite, about my feelings / responses if I was putting the health and well being of my kid at risk. Read the wiki.
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Kate, please for the love of god, it’s “Taking Bookings” not “taken”, I don’t know why this gives me irrational rage! Read the wiki.
Delstar
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This happened to my mate. She was told at 2 scans they were having a second girl so she planned on reusing all the baby clothes and stuff from her first daughter. She didn't bum new things like our Truff. Then she gave birth and the daughter she was expecting turned out to be a boy
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