Katie Hayes #199 Just cos it zips, doesn’t mean it fits

[bxtch1212]

1000000% million percent take a big suitcase…. She says while she shows a cabin bag and holdall. She’s a bleeping clown.

She’s only ever used hand luggage, she’s never been on a holiday long enough to warrant an actual suitcase.

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

Of course Olive will be there, it’s her baby.

 

[Flip&Flop]

Olive will be prepped with the knife to cut the baby out

 

[Lollypopdolly]

Too pure with her thick blonde hair, tanned skin and huge forehead !

Predicting Berry to have no hair, pale skin and Kates huge nose

 

[plonkington]

Tiny baby nappies. Stop it

 

[Fizz22]

Too pure with her thick blonde hair, tanned skin and huge forehead !

Predicting Berry to have no hair, pale skin and Kates huge nose

My fave is when olive used to be a tanned circle with bright blonde curly hair. Like, Kate, she doesn't look like that you know she gets buzzed off.

 

[Brooke Davis]

She’ll be there with paramedic John assisting, a sax player and videographer also present

DEAD

 

[hayezmysteries]

What just curious how you could recommend a baby bouncer that haven’t actually used yet? Just fondled in the shop and then got it for free?

 

[Not_A_Troll]

What just curious how you could recommend a baby bouncer that haven’t actually used yet? Just fondled in the shop and then got it for free?

Troll, it’s aesthetic so must be the best!

 

[Trollypusher]

‘Money talks, wealth whispers’

...money talks, money talks,
Dirty gash I got you,
Spritz n bitz I need you woah oh

I've no excuse, I just want you to gift me
Though tattle trolls abuse me
I got no taboos, I'll make a trade with you
Post pics of Olive's underwear if you want me to

money talks, money talks,
Dirty gash I got you,
Spritz n bitz I need you woah oh...

 

[Gingergirl1990]

So today is her day off with Olive but she chooses to sit and do a Q&A on Instagram and wash her hair instead??

 

[Trollypusher]

A huge bag of snacks, and fish and chips? Does she not realise she can’t eat before her dreamy bespoke c-section? If it’s scheduled for the morning then she can’t eat after 2am

Pretty sure I recall being told to just have little snacks post c-section for a bit as well because of the effects of the spinal (and having your guts moved around manually by the surgeons ) on your bowels.

Hope her post birth fish and chips tit causes her great distress.

 

[Fashungoth]

The answers to her Q&As always read like a kid doing a test at school where they've learnt 3 things off by heart and just cram them into everything regardless of whether it answers the question or not.

 

[Fizz22]

Pretty sure I recall being told to just have little snacks post c-section for a bit as well because of the effects of the spinal (and having your guts moved around manually by the surgeons ) on your bowels.

Hope her post birth fish and chips tit causes her great distress.

I didn't eat until early evening after mine because I was NAUSEOUS. Not shocked this heffer could inhale a fish and chips though

 

[Foodaholic]

Wasn't the 1st kid born in august, when we were in lockdown? I thought all the chippies were closed then?
No way could I tolerate fish and chips before or after giving birth! Just about stomached the toast after wards

 

[Dramalama78]

Looking forward to the big ‘revell’ of baby Barry’s travel car seat. She’ll be wedged in it until the age of 3……

 

[Fashungoth]

Wasn't the 1st kid born in august, when we were in lockdown? I thought all the chippies were closed then?
No way could I tolerate fish and chips before or after giving birth! Just about stomached the toast after wards

Same, I think MrGoth ate my toast in the end, all I wanted was a drink of water. But I believe the hospital the Makeups always give birth at has an extensive wine list and a Michelin starred chef, not like us plebs at the Women's...

 

[Ratgrrl]

Why all the extra stuff when she had that gifted,bespoke,ready made hospital bag?! Why is Matt taking stuff? My hubby took phone charger and money for the vending machine lol.He didn't stay the night,he wasn't allowed.Its a hospital,not a hotel.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Only taking one bag but also has a suitcase, she’s a special kind of stupid.

 

[Fizz22]

Does everyone remember when Olive learned to walk at 7 months old but scared herself and didn't try again until she was 1 and a half? Her lies KILLLLLL ME!!