Wasn’t just the roof Glo, it was her roof.I was surprised at how busy the lights switch on was. No sign of the spiky blue haired superfan mind. I see Myrtle is still urinating on the roof. Not nice for other residents who may want to enjoy that space.
That's exactly what she said when they put the extra railings up, moaning about them altering her roof. She treats Jim and Sandra like her personal butlers. I notice there is never anyone in the corridors when she is Vlogging, they must see/hear her and hide!Wasn’t just the roof Glo, it was her roof.
Quick Henry, get back in, that ghastly woman from upstairs is on the stairs filming her bunion. We will have to leave it for a few minutes. I can’t bear that shameless exhibitionist. Everytime I go up on the roof, there she is, kicking up her heels, showing a lot of parched skin, and twirling around the roses, muttering she used to be somebody. I heard she used to be in a soap set in a motel. And has appeared as raddled woman number 3 in The Bill on several occasions. Yes, that one, the one who is on that local radio station at midnight, who then comes back at some ungodly hour clomping like she is wearing breeze blocks. The one with the bulldogs that piss in the common parts. You know she offered me a pan of macaroni gloop the last time I bumped into her in the corridor. Imagine that. In a dirty looking pan, offering it to me like it was Michel Roux standard. Oh, she’s gone. She is bothering Sandra, we can slip by.That's exactly what she said when they put the extra railings up, moaning about them altering her roof. She treats Jim and Sandra like her personal butlers. I notice there is never anyone in the corridors when she is Vlogging, they must see/hear her and hide!
Well I mentioned last week that MAM should make a podcast, now on her show tonight she said she is thinking of making Chewing The Fat in to a podcast. You're welcome MAM.
The camera person is probably her unofficial PA subscriber!On Chewin' - Jos Vantyler playing narc-enabler, blowing smoke up GOB's arse saying she was a vision when her saw her on Marylebone High Street with cameras all around her. She said Jos is always taking photos of her when she's out filming. He said GOB was being filmed by another woman, she said she needs help to film - has she realised how bad her camera work is and forked out to get a camera person? More likely she's got herself a free intern.
The camera person is probably her unofficial PA subscriber!
Miss GOB is not taking questions at the moment. You can however tell her how fabulous she is looking, particularly her back and her knees. I know, marvellous for her age. Her clothes? All designer. All the top names are clamouring for her to wear them - Jackamoose, Labootin, Rickso. She’s the muse for the famous milliner Cherryz - it was in Vogue’s top 10 fashion moments of all time when she debut their iconic turkey hat. They are working on another seminal animal piece for her for the season as part of their Mutton Dressed as Lamb Collection. She’s always open to offers, no flog too small. Speak to her agent, he drives a black cab but he is often in the Marylebone area in the wee small hours. Pathway people, VIP coming through.Ha! too funny! It's Jules I think.
Imagine Jules and GOB in real life - someone asks GOB a question and Jules pipes up to give the answer! Just like Mariah Carey or some proper diva.
Yes Myrtle never gets for a proper walk, Jo socialises during the day then works at nighttime so no company, she didn’t even get to the beach with Jo & her mum this week Yes I’m afraid there’s no way she’d influence me to buy skincare. One of the comments on the vlog mentions the Beauty Pie case of goodies is £450 !! Wtf !!My heart breaks for Myrtle too, she mopes around that shoe box flat without any joy or stimulation in her life. I detest Jo Good for 'buying her'.
Shame on her and all those that purchase dogs and more importantly a breed that is known to suffer with chronic health issues.
Watching her flog face creams, I am still astounded why any reputable skin care company would want anything to do with her.
If this is the result after all the unguents she slaps on, God only knows what she would look like without. Her face is destroyed by sun, dehydration and bad nutrition.